halfpipe? where the fuck is my stunt ditch

itwasajoke

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larry mcfooggles is fucking around and i have a january 10th appointment at the xgames quals, everybody needs to go up to any official and just ask what the fuck are they doin, and then tell them that if they dont get there shit together ill fuck em up

lets go get some ski some food.
 
troy i cannot express my pittty upon your dearest soul which sits aimlessly in alyeska resort

Point being BACHELRO PIPE GRAND OPENING

DECEMBER 22ND 2003

shay is an ignorant speculative little sanchez
 
shut up

callin in sick i;m on space ship level, park and big mountain in site... old style, new style, allways style, always style. CR
 
my goodness you are retarded:

I grew up in alaska and when i was 13 or 14 i started to play in alyeska stunt ditch when they finally got off there asses and bought a dragon. Ever since i have progressed in that pipe learned how to ski that thing and mold my style in to its 10 foot unevenly cut walls and boost it for all its crusty lip was worth. Most young people who take a glimpse of the pipe will turn there heads in disgust and ski right bye the conveniatly placed ditch skiiers left of the hill bye chiar six so they dont have to hike to get back on chair six. Frankly i think anybody who says the alyeska pipe is gay is ingorant as a snowboarder who doesnt like the daylodge curly fries. IT takes a different sense of logic as a skiier to have the dedication to utalize the stunt ditch placed in the deep casms of the chugach mountains to his advantage as a good all aspect skiier, because without pipe you are not a well rounded skiier, so this season when that pipe rolls around dont skip it and get to the chair six lift line 45 seconds earlier, ride that shit because its what soul is all about

shay is an ignorant speculative little sanchez
 
...holy shit .... that was probly the most inspirational grouping of words i have ever read regarding the half pipe of alyeska, or alyeska or that matter

$$ ICED OUT RACING $$

'this goes to kevin quinn for bein the man! yip yip! pornstar 2002! yip yip!' - hanner tall
 
what the fuck?

callin in sick i;m on space ship level, park and big mountain in site... old style, new style, allways style, always style. CR
 
you are stupid:

The whole point of my post was to enter into your fat head that the halfpipe is an extension of the mountain and it is right before chair six, you dont miss any of you powder which you so dearly love by taking the pipe, and you suck at skiing because your dont have respect for a the ditch

:And also you dont deserve the right to call it a stunt ditch because it calls you a faggot

shay is an ignorant speculative little sanchez
 
Well for my pipe session it went down smoothly, i got my fives down and some 10 foot airs but its hard to boost

shay is an ignorant speculative little sanchez
 
well im sure a bigger pipe would make you so much better at it

shay is an ignorant speculative little sanchez
 
ALL I WANT FOR CHRISTMAS IS A HALFPIPE FOR MY ALASKAN HEATHENS LARRY DANIELS I CHOOOSEEEE YOUUU YOU DIRTY JIGABOOOO

shay is an ignorant speculative little sanchez
 
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