Half Man Half Tree

[RockandRollTroll]

OHH MY FUCKING GOD
http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/woman/real_life/article516015.ece

 

[Mezmerize19]

are you serious. your getting your news from The Sun?

 

[yelsel]

^ dude it was on tv last night. cant remember which channel but it was fucked up. i only watched a few mins of it because i was eating and frankly fucked up shit like that and food do not mix well

 

[MCIRONCOCK]

My english teacher showed us that a little while back, shits fucked up. It says he has HPV, but i don't understand why it looks like that and why he let it grow for so long.

 

[Shpadoinkle]

The ultimate camouflage.

Sorry, that was mean.

 

[yelsel]

AHHHHHHHHHH hahahaha thats funny

 

[dave44]

Um, if you don't believe the sun (I wouldn't trust it), then perhaps the Discovery Channel is more reliable.

And uh, how the fuck did he even get tthat shirt on???!?!?!?!

 

[Itsbackfliptime]

https://newschoolers.com/web/forums/readthread/thread_id/331570/

 

[OAK_TREE]

yes it was. but that is seriously fucked up. and he has to do all of the circus shows and shit just to make some money. when i flipped channels and saw that title on the guide I had to watch. As fucked up as it was it still entertained me.

 

[RockandRollTroll]

I searched for it, but that title never crossed my mind

 

[deezy.]

Can you say

N-I-G-H-T-M-A-R-E-S!?

 

[MCIRONCOCK]

Something crossed my mind..

How does he wipe?

 

[RudyGarmisch]

HPV virus + an autoimmune genetic disorder. Apparently, does of vitamin A would cure him completely.

 

[Shpadoinkle]

Looks like the warts my horses used to get on their muzzles. Good thing we ripped them off before they got too big.

 

[Parker.]

thanks for the repost. i was just getting over seeing it last time. but i guess it is kinda cool.

 

[buchanan.]

fuck the what?!?! i was expecting somthing like a person who was like empailed (sp?) ob a tree or somthing (i dunno......). but not some naaaassstt build up of warts. get that man some vitamin A.

 

[spudz]

hes an ENT!

 

[ax_murderer]

i wanna know if it would hurt to chop of some of those roots if theyre like part of him or what

 

[grams.]

Oh my god.

 

[mellifluous]

OH MY FUCKING GOD that scared me SO much!! ahhhhhhhhh nightmares

 

[melskiis]

soo saddd!

 

[foodisfun]

i wonder how the treatment is doing. that's so terrible

 

[xcjamie]

duudde i watched that a while ago it was sooo messed up

 

[Lil_Gs_Dad]

hey, why it's my thread.

 

[StitcheS]

What a fucking bitch of a wife.. Seriously.

 

[Tucks]

Thats been out for a while but still pretty cool

 

[RockandRollTroll]

heard he refused treatment, because his job is pretty much being fucked up like that.