Hair Test

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Bob_Loblaw

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is there any way to clean out your hair for a hair test? I'm getting tested for court and im gonna be royally fucked if i dont pass. im talkin house arrest, possibly DH. They say it reads back up to 90 days. I havent smoked in about 2 weeks. anyone have any suggestions?

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shave every hair off your body, and keep it shaved for a couple more weeks until 90 days has passed

Seize the carp
 
your local head shop should have something to cure your ills

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shaving your head won't do you any good, they will find a hair on your body somewhere. Best thing to do is pray for house arrest, if not invest in some soap on a rope cause the boys inside like little girls like you.

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just fill your hair with all kinds of other crap too. gasoline, lead, mercury, horseshit. they wont even notice the THC.

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Hair samples seems wierd...blood seems much more reliable...i guess u could bleach it maybe???? im no scientemist

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hhaqhahaha 221, that's great. but yeah hit up a headshop that's your best bet. oh and by the way, what's DH? because you said you might get house arrest and DH.

-chris
 
house arrest or DH. Detention Hall. Juvy.

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tell them that you wash your hair with hemp shampoo, and to give you a piss test if they don't believe you. cuase by that time the thc should be out of your piss, but not your hair. and the reason it stay in your hair so long is cuase it's in the root and grows out, so shaving will do nothing cuase if it grows back at all it will show.....and you wouldn't want to ruin those precious dreads

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dude, i had to fucking cut my dreads. how gay is that? that was like my main punishment, though. but i cut them off after i stopped smoking for awhile, so my roots and near my scalp are clean. if i dont get tested for awhile, ill wait till my hair grows a half an inch more (that's how much is needed) and cut the rest of it off. But does hemp shampoo have any affect on it? i thought that it wouldnt have any THC in it.

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it doesn't, but if your piss is clean they might buy it

'Fuck that song. I don't even like that song. That songs for the ladies......FUCK THEM! You know what I'm gonna do instead of that song? ANOTHER SONG!'

-Dave Grohl, Foo Fighters
 
how much longer until you have to get tested? I always thought the legal system was pretty slow for stuff like that and you might have a couple more months.

I got nothin.
 
im goin for a blood test tomorrow.. it's not for drugs though.. but my friends dad is a doc and he said that it shows up in numbers even if you're not looking for it.. and i told him he was a fucking liar.. does it show up?

Smoking pot leads to uhh... I forget.

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accually i think that if they give you a hair test you are fucked. sorry to here that. I thought hair test cost a couple hundred bucks. why is our government wasting there money on testing anyway. tell them to give the money to a poor boy.

i think a hair test accually tests for changes in you fibers of your hair when it grows so its not anything on the hair itself. its a breakdown of the microscopic cross section of a hair and if you do drugs that something is shown in that cross section

-jason-

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They sell all kinds of special shampoos to pass drug tests, but I have no fucking clue how well the work or if they even work at all. If you are desperate, It wouldn't hurt.

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Get that stuff that is on the info-mercials at night that makes your hair grow super fast. 'have waist long hair in two weeks!'

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or you could say some people who were around you were smoking, and it must have just gotten in your hair and ask for a piss test.

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that might work but then the government would blackmale you into telling them who was smoking

-jason-

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get someone elses hair and put a ton in some place or use the hemp shampoo thing, if they make hemp shampoo, but hemp doesnt have THC in it does it?

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yea, this is all for the first day of school thing. I have no idea why i have to take the drug test. i just got a letter from the cops saying that i have to. and the gov't isnt paying for it, they are making me pay for it. im gonna try those shampoos, but i doubt they work.

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also, i have to cut the hair in front of the cop.

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***Official Newschoolers Drunk***

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how long is your hair? cuz you could hide a piece of someone elses hair simmilar/same color in yours, grab that section and cut that.

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slalom star sounds like a good idea, but youd have to find a way to do it fool proofly. like superglue the hair to your head, and make absolutely certain you will take that part

I dunno. Sucks though man, good luck.

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its only like 2 inches long

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***Official Newschoolers Drunk***

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that fucking sucks man, but hair tests cant be accurate cause so much shit goes into your hair.

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'Porcupines float in water. '

 
^true, a lot goes into your hair, but only into the dead cells (which is the only stuff you can see). the stuff inside the scalp is still alive and that's where the THC will show up. the hemp shampoo excuse wont work, because they will take hair from another part of the body, plus i dont believe hemp has THC in it. i say just bleach the fuck out of your hair every day so that it becomes so frazzled it looks and feels like straw. it will litterally stand on end if you do it right. the hair becomes dry, brittle and split. its really your best bet because the bleach will sink into your hair. i really dont know what else to say, because hair tests are just about the worst thing that you can get if you smoke pot. you're basically screwed and a half

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ok first off.. what are the rest of the kids in your school doing about this. surely you are not the only person who smokes. second how can they possibly test all the kids. and didnt you say it requires 2 inches of hair. why not just buzz your head.

-jason-

freedom, tolerance, love and peace
 
im getting tested because i got arrested. and if i buzz my head, they'll just take hair from somewhere else.

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yeah, sorry Derek but you're fucked. ill miss you

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yea, i guess ill just use the detox shampoo and hope for the best. hopefully ill get a job at my ski resort before my court date so i can get driving privelages there.

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God is a concept by which we measure our pain - John Lennon

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they sell special shampoo at most head shops. my friend used it and it worked.

Fritz

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okay this may seem like a far out crazy plan, but its all I got. Take like a good portion of someone elses hair who hasn't smoked and is the same color as yours. Then super glue it to a section on your head and make sure it keeps separated. Then just cut that hair off for the test and your off scott free!!!

Or just take the punishment like a man, either plan is gold.

I got nothin.
 
id take the punishment, im only worried about if i get on house arrest, i wont be able to ski all winter.

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***Official Newschoolers Drunk***

God is a concept by which we measure our pain - John Lennon

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i might end up doing that, i was just explaining why i dont want to get caught w/ it.

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God is a concept by which we measure our pain - John Lennon

Listen to Bob Marley
 
Don't try using someone else's hair because if you get caught you can't justify that, soak it in other shit like gasoline and stuff, because then when they get pissed you can just say something like 'oh well I take diesel mechanics in school' just use as much of the shampoo as possible and find some substance to soak your hair in, hey, do you still have dreads?

-Lauren

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no, i had to cut them off after i got arrested.

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***Official Newschoolers Drunk***

God is a concept by which we measure our pain - John Lennon

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What! That's fucking shitty! I cut mine off, they had seen better days anyways. I'm going to get them again once my hair gets longer. AHHH that sucks you had to cut them off.

-Lauren

The Official 'Sweet Ass Bitch' of The NDSC

The Official Queen Marzipan of NS/Stongbadia.

'well, i dunno about skibrdingbitch, but the only girls i know that dont go for looks are blind'

-petek

 
did you guys do dreads yourself or like get a professional hair person to do it? I wanna get em but I have no clue what to do.

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i did it myself. go to www.dreadheadhq.com, anything u need to know is on that site.

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***Official Newschoolers Drunk***

God is a concept by which we measure our pain - John Lennon

Listen to Bob Marley
 
just put in a few good movies and have your friends dread your hair. thats what i am planning on doing in a few months

-jason-

freedom, tolerance, love and peace
 
My friends did mine fore me although I know how to do them just because a few of my friends have had them and I have done it a couple of times. Mine was just kind of spontaneous I was at a party and I had been talking about how I would like to have dreads and so we did it, it only took us like 3 hours for my whole head and I have A LOT of hair, which is really good time it usually takes a span of a couple of days. Although I did have at least three people doing them at any given time. My advice to you if you are trying to do them yourself/having friends do them: take pain killers. lots of them. I thought I could handle it but after the first minute I knew I couldn't and in the time between then and when things kicked in, I was screaming in pain for a majority of the time. PS I'm a big pussy.

-Lauren

The Official 'Sweet Ass Bitch' of The NDSC

The Official Queen Marzipan of NS/Stongbadia.

'well, i dunno about skibrdingbitch, but the only girls i know that dont go for looks are blind'

-petek

 
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