Hair Growin'

mski

mski

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Does anyone have any techniques for growing hair. Im sick of waiting for my hair to return to normal suave-ocity in length. What are so methods people use to get long hair quick! Also mustache hair too because I told my valentine i had a big bushy mustache...and if i didnt, I would be dead.
 
ok...so here what you gotta do! you know when you push really hard when you're taking a massive shit?? well do that...only BACKWARDS! thats right just push out of your head! works every time!
 
Dude i cut ym hair pretty short like on the 5th of december, and now it is about 2.5 months later and it is like 2 inches long on the top, the longest place. I made a bet that i wouldn't cut it until graduation this year, so hopefully it gets long enough to get past the ugly stage for grad and prom pictures. I really don't want to look like a teabag.
 
i heard this recipe works; this is what hanson did:

1 cup mayo

2 tablespoons toothpaste

2/3 cup ketchup

1 teasp. nutmeg

1/2 cup mashed potatoes

1 handful of meatloaf

6 cups bacon bits

14 pinches of salt

2.5 eggs

19 sticks of unsalted butter

2 oz. carrot juice

2 cups goulosche (sp??)

30oz honey

optional for extra protein and growth:

*sausage links

*slim jims

*ribs

*place all ingredients in a large bowl and mix the ingredients with your toes until a sticky, slimy, smelly, thick, liquid-ish solution forms.

*slather hair in solution and when the solution dries add another layer of solution until you end up using all of the recipe.

*the next morning your hair will be beautiful and down to your butt.

***if you want different colors you can add lots of food coloring.

that about does it.
 
Dude you are fucked. I got really high and shaved my head this summer. Yeah haven't cut it since june and it still isn't even that long, like not even in my eyes yet, although it does curl so that might be why. That sucks bro.
 
Holy shit dude. I am in the exact same boat. I shaved my own head when I was really high in June and its not to my eyes yet either. Thats crazy.
 
hmm, i wanna grow more hair and whiskers along the sideburn and lower face area. my friend said shaving it alot makes it grow quicker. any truth?
 
if it still looks like shit when that time rolls around just cut it again. you have all summer to grow it back.
 
My hair seemed to grow faster after I started taking a daily multi vitamin. There could be better ways, but that is all I know
 
actually in all seriousness, beer!! i dont know why, but its suppost to be good for your hair, some shampoo's have it in them.

or just go ask a hair place lady
 
Eat a lot of yogurt. My sister said it's supposed to make your hair faster. She tried to do it when she attempted to cut her hair but fucked up and had to hack it all off to fix it. She claimed it worked but I dunno. If you like yogurt it's a win win sitiation.
 
for those who dont know....

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alright, only shampoo ever other to every 3rd day, trim the tips every 2 weeks, and vitamin B.
 
i used to have hair that went pass my shoulders, and on sat i got it buzzed off. I look like a 10yr old cult member. If i were to have read this thread i would not have gotten it cut, but oh well, it will grow back... with a vengence
 
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