Hair cuts

LifeJacket

LifeJacket

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You know that feeling when you go to a barbers, and they start cutting your hair, but it's too short or you can tell there fucken idoits?

and then you just sit there while they cut your hair, and your pissed because your going to have to pay the fucker even thought, you could have done a better job with a weed wacker?

'I'm still Ugly'
 
lifejacket got told. no kidding. if they don't ask you what you want at the beggining and you let then cut your hair, then you deserve a bad cut.

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What ya doin?

diggen.

Why?

make a hole.

What for?

more diggen.
 
no i agree with lifejacket. some barbers i guess dont pay attention when you tell them how you want it cut or just misunderstand you. or maybe they just do what they think would look good. thats why i boycotted haircuts.

 


No man, when you tell them what to do, and there fucken idoits that can't speak english, it's fucken bad news,

my old barber died in a car accident so i had to go to a new one,

I could tell the guy was a fucken goof even before i sat down, but i was hoping to get the other hair cutter,

so obviously, i wasn't stocked to have my hair cut

'I'm still Ugly'
 


No man, when you tell them what to do, and there fucken idoits that can't speak english, it's fucken bad news,

my old barber died in a car accident so i had to go to a new one,

I could tell the guy was a fucken goof even before i sat down, but i was hoping to get the other hair cutter,

so obviously, i wasn't stocked to have my hair cut

'I'm still Ugly'
 
yeah, I guess, but you could always just get up and leave, or request another barber.

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What ya doin?

diggen.

Why?

make a hole.

What for?

more diggen.
 
well ive never had that problem..my moms been cutting hair for 25yrs almost..she owns her own salon.. called The Last Chance Salon...a pun on the last chance saloon..its got everything even a stash of BV in the back

'i jerk off so much that when i have sex with my girlfriend i feel like im cheating on my dick'

im a hobum!
 
Who cuts their hair? And if you do, why don't you just do it yourself, thats what I do.

There are 2 things in life you should never have to pay for:

1. Sex

2. Water
 
fuck just let it grow. you should see dan. he's almost got the full on shaum goin on!

For every generation there is a legend....

For every person there is a story...

WHAT THE FUCK IS YOUR'S?
 
fuck hair cuts....i'm letting mine grow like george jung on blow

*Proud Member of the HoBum Posse

Viva la Resistance!

'theres much worse things that the police should worry about than a little peice of shit kid that cant handle being duct taped to a pole.'

-lineski1260

 
hair cuts are the devil... haha im jk, i just dont care abuot cutting it.. so much effort

subtle part of the ott crew
 
yeah man barber's piss me off.. i go in for like a quarter inch trim and that's exactly what i ask for and he says okay.. then continues to cut like 2 inches off my hair.. bastards

Smoking pot leads to uhh... I forget.

'What time is it?.. Saturday?
 
Yeah, you should see me. The hair is no longer a part of me, I am a part of it.

-=-=-=-=-=-=-=

-Dan

'What did you do tonight?'

'Drank'
 
ask for a fucking mullet and nothing can go wrong

you there get down on this throbbing pole of hot man chickken
 
I just got my hair cut and i didn't get what i was expecting but it turned out a lot better so it's all good.

 
im goin for the dirtbag look so i don't think im gonna cut my hair or shave for a few weeks

I'm not an alcoholic. I'm a drunk, alcoholics go to meetings!

when someone says jump, what do you say to them nowadays? how high? how stylie? which spine? which cliff? be specific damn it!

For every generation there is a legend....

For every person there is a story...

WHAT THE FUCK IS YOUR'S?
 
I've cut my hair twice in three years. My current style is the 'jesus look.' Thats what Jodi thinks, anyway.

--Disgruntled and Nostalgic Crazed Posting Bro!--
 
i hate the way people look the first few days after they get a haircut-- way to cleancut.

~*You have no idea what it's like to be me

I'm not saying that I do

I just wish that something was different

so hide your indifference away*~
 
hair drives me fucking crazy, it's such a pain in the ass. the solution is Beanies, they solve all problems, now, if you could just wear them in school

 
I agree with lifejacket, sometimes barbers don't give a shit...bastards. I've gotten so many bad haircuts, its gay.

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Guerilla Trooper of the Silent Army!

::Viva La Ressistance::
 
hahaha, i just dont get haircuts untill i look like total shit then i get one, look like shit for bout a week cuz they suk dick then am good for another 2 months or so

 
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i like it better when you just don't type at all......oh shit, that never happens

*Proud Member of the HoBum Posse

Viva la Resistance!

'theres much worse things that the police should worry about than a little peice of shit kid that cant handle being duct taped to a pole.'

-lineski1260

 
wait till u get to college, then u can wear ur precious beanies. The solution to this problem is bringing a picture with you. I have a picture of boyd easley i always show them cuz I love him and i want to be like him.

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'In a rare moment, JF is seen not grabbing his crotch.' -Shane Szocs
 
My school lets me wear my beanie. I'm happy.

Now if i could just get my orange hat back... MC!!!!!!!

-Andy

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PPP... yes

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