Haiku contest

Big-Punisher

Big-Punisher

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What up gang? Join me in a Japanese haiku contest. 17 syllable poems rule! Here is my musing about sushi

Sushi, raw fish and rice

so tasty, but the fish wonders,

why me?

I`m finally succeeding, and I owe it all to yes-I-cannibus.

homer
 
you're doing it wrong...

5 syllables

7 syllables

5 syllables

its seperated by line

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I was in the petting zoo, or as I like to call it, the touch me zoo this afternoon. All the animals were retarded. Some lady was breast feeding her baby on a bench nearby, an obvious signal. I sat down uncomfortably close to her and yawned my arm around her shoulder. In her attempt to squirm away, she dropped her baby on the ground. I pretended I was concerned for a second, then I punted it over the fence. She still didn't seem interested in me. Whatever.
 
stupid wool sweater

you itch my skin so damn much

but it's fucking warm

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Unity through nationalism isn't unity- it's nazi.

Unity through shared pain and human struggle-that's unity.

 
how about a COMPOUND haiku! oh dear....

pat mastrionni

joey from degrassi high

you know you'd do him

sexy fedora

flamboyant hawaiian shirt

how can you resist?

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Unity through nationalism isn't unity- it's nazi.

Unity through shared pain and human struggle-that's unity.

 
My bad about the syllables here is a new one.

Fluffy powder snow,

clear blue sky sunshine

crash snow in my pants

I`m finally succeeding, and I owe it all to yes-I-cannibus.

homer
 
Inside every head,

An ever longing wanting,

I will fuck tonight

No one on their death bed has ever said 'I wish I had played it safe'
 
Newschoolers is great

I am addicted

I forgot about homework

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I think I messed up!

Matt

Member 2912

2 weeks ago I went to Outdoor school Camp with my grade.My teacher was in a Field talking to his Girlfriend at 11:30 pm, my friend and I were suspicious so we flashed a flaslight in the eyes of my teacher and they were closed. We Burst out laughing I said 'His having phone sex'. So the Next Day I went around and told EVERYONE in my grade what happened last night. I said to them 'on the count of 3 we'll say MR. GIBSON were you MASTERBATING last night. My teacher we so red, it was fucking Hilarious

My Teacher: Yeah I Whack The Dog

Another story coming soon...

the girls in mammoth are like parking spaces - the good ones are already taken and the rest are handicapped -mammothpunks
 
tennis anyone?

tight shorts and a fuzzy ball

thank god for skiing

I`m finally succeeding, and I owe it all to yes-I-cannibus.

homer
 
I like drugs and beer

They get you feeling better

better than before

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The only way to prevent rape is to say yes.

'. . . thou shalt eat the herb of the field ' (Genesis 3:18)

'. . . eat every herb of the land ' (Exodus 10:12)

'Better is a dinner of herb where love is, than a stalled ox and hatred therewith' (Proverbs 15:17)

“He Causeth the Grass to Grow for the Cattle, and Herb for the Service of Man” (Psalm 104:14)

 
poetry, obscured,

bite by bite, I inch forward,

A solemn cat meows.

'I think I'm developing a bad habit, Ive done mushrooms at school 3 times this year' 'You idiot, were 4 days into it'
 
Want to suck my Dick

I know you want to suck it

Get on your knees bitch

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''Shake it like a polaroid picture''

 
shit shit shit shit shit

shit shit shit shit shit shit shit

i need the toilet

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Don't be a toad, follow the ski-way code

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www.teamksm.co.uk
 
slowly gliding by

the clouds in the great vast sky

fucking hippie jerks

mah baby's got sauce, your baby aint sweet like mihne
 
Haiku, the gods gift,

line by line, we speak our minds,

lost in space once more.

'I was in Italy, and I thought I was buying a fancy condom, and when I hit the button on the machine, it sprayed callogne in my eyes' Russell
 
The man looks away,

But the penis was inside.

Dry anal savage.

RTGAHMKFNTWTKTAEPCBTWAACAKALH

 
Okay,so what exactly is a syllable? I kind of know,but could someone explain so I can kill shit with my haiku poems.

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Hummingbird style: 70 times in one second.

Does Crichton smoke? Does a bear shit in the woods? -Rex
 
walking quickly he,

^ ^ ^ ^ ^

forgot to lift his feet up

^ ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ ^

his cast was smelly

^ ^ ^ ^ ^

the ^'s are all sylabels

Bent Films

www.canonskiboards.com
 
yea my message got messed up... ignore it

^^ this guy has a better description

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Bent Films

www.canonskiboards.com
 
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