HAHAHA ten reason to join skiboard haha found that website

Hahaha, thats funny man! Especially # 10, to skiboard to be popular.

Ten Reasons to Try Skiboarding

1. Have a blast from the very first day! Skiboards transcend the usual learning curve because they are short - dancers, skaters, skiers, snowboarders, water skiers, and even walkers, anyone can usually learn in a just a few runs (however for those who have never been on the slopes or lifts, lessons are recommended). These feel totally natural, your body already knows how to stand on them. And at the same time, you can go as extreme as you care to, do more tricks, blast through knee-deep powder and basically do more than you ever imagined in less time than on any other snowriding equipment.

2. Less expensive! Spend your money on travel and lift tickets, not equipment, travel gear and lessons. Skiboards range from about $99 for entry level to about $380 for the top end which includes bindings and leashes.

3. Easier to use! Skiboards being shorter means less chance of crossing or catching tips like with skis and the exceptional manueverability makes it much easier to stay upright. Skiboards are very easy to control, to stop & turn on than skis and snowboards.

4. Get rid of the conventional! You know, lessons, poles, traveling with all that equipment. Skiboards are so new that most stores don't even know what you are talking about, but the sport is sweeping the slopes as more people say no to the traditional ways of snowriding. Fun is what it is all about, not rules. Break out of the old ways and treat yourself to the experience of freedom that only skiboards can provide.

5. Express your creativity! Like feeling totally free? Just think, no more fighting the equipment! This is a totally new sport, open to interpretation and creativity. Do you enjoy Big Air and styling on tricks no one has ever seen before? Skiboards Rule! Ever thought of dancing on the snow? Yes, with skiboards you can actually snowdance alone or with someone else - backwards, forwards, turning, disco (!), anything goes. Yes, imagine - anything goes!

6. Stay in great shape! Skiboarding is the perfect exercise because it is not only an excellent way to stay in shape, but you are usually having so much fun that you don't even notice!

7. It just gets better and better! Look forward to going again. Each time you go, it's better than the last time. Imagine being outdoors, on soft white stuff, just blazing down the mountain in total control, doing whatever you want to without the hindrance of the equipment. Most people we know who have been introduced to the sport have gotten their season passes for the next season because they have become totally addicted. Eight out of ten people who try skiboards are converts.

8. Skiboarding is a sport that you can truly enjoy with friends and family. The great thing about skiboards is that everyone gets good quick so you can all cruise together, doesn't matter about skill levels as with skis or snowboards. You can all go anywhere on the mountain and have real fun together. Skiboarders - imagine not having to wait for your friends on snowboards or skis anymore! Get them on skiboards and you can hang together.

9. Skiboard anywhere! Glades, moguls, double black terrain, parks, pipes, deep powder, it is all suddenly yours to play on. Skiboards are also excellent for backcountry (being highly portable).

10. Be popular! Skiboaders get swamped with questions on the slopes: What are they? What are they like? Where can you get them? etc. Some people get literally surrounded by people inquiring about them.

-Matt Hollman
-Formerly ~Public-Enemy~
 
bahahahahah, i love the whole invitation to ski deep powder in those things. id like to see someone try.

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-Chris

'but think if i fall in love with a super model and she only gets wet in the pants by kids who no calc shit i wanta be READYYYYYYYYY!!!!!' - (0)jarjar(0)

'Hey, check out those chicks up there'
'dude, they have child lift tickets'
'uhhhhhhh'
 
# 10: i think they mistook all the people beating them to death as admirers. snowlerblades, as they are properly called, can cause fatal levels of gay when used for anything except decaptitating the owner or burning for firewood.

And get this, on the news the other day they did a big story about old people dropping dead from heat exhaustion. They urged my community to donate fans to keep them alive!! Tell you what, I'll donate my pubes to shove in their mouths, but I'll be damned if I donate anything electrical or useful. - random net person that i found on a site shown to me by apple

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hah i read the website more:



Experts: Here's the opportunity to master a new sport, use your skills to take this sport to a new level. Carving a huge, fast turn on a pair of skiboards and dragging your hand in the snow is a whole new experience. Discover the rush of tree skiing at speeds you've never attempted on long skis. No limits, pure freedom!



explain to me why riding little dildos would inspire you to go faster? ive seen those bad boys speed whobbling like no other on green slopes.

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-Chris

'but think if i fall in love with a super model and she only gets wet in the pants by kids who no calc shit i wanta be READYYYYYYYYY!!!!!' - (0)jarjar(0)

'Hey, check out those chicks up there'
'dude, they have child lift tickets'
'uhhhhhhh'
 
Kill EM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Last year I was skiing switch down a groomer and I went by a chinese father and his son and they both started laughing at me -Parkboy
 
'Eight out of ten people who try skiboards are converts.'

Ahahahahahahah!

-Joel

~Phunkin Phatt Phreerider~
Capital City Rider, DFP
Silent Army

'Everybody calls me a zero. But I'm an internet hero.'
 
the converts one was funny. where is the whiny litte linskiboards kid, i want to make fun of him

And get this, on the news the other day they did a big story about old people dropping dead from heat exhaustion. They urged my community to donate fans to keep them alive!! Tell you what, I'll donate my pubes to shove in their mouths, but I'll be damned if I donate anything electrical or useful. - random net person that i found on a site shown to me by apple

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2. Turning backward

There is nothing more alien to most skiers than skiing backward, which is exactly why it's so much fun. The easiest forward-to-backward transition is to turn uphill until you completely change directions, slow to a halt and start sliding in reverse. However, to maintain forward speed, you need to learn the sliding turn. This turn is driven primarily from the hips: By twisting them in the direction you want to turn, they'll steer your skis smoothly and swiftely. Do not focus on twisting your feet: you will be more likely to catch an edge. As your body begins to rotate, try to keep your head motionless and facing downhill. When you've turned 180 degrees, your shoulders will be perpendicular with the fall line and your head turned uphill. With your knees bent, use a scissors stance (skis staggered with one foot ahead of the other) for greater stability. To turn, while in reverse, concentrate on pressuring the downhill skis: the uphill one will follow. Again, using your hips to steer the turn back to forward position will guarantee smooth execution.



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-Chris

'but think if i fall in love with a super model and she only gets wet in the pants by kids who no calc shit i wanta be READYYYYYYYYY!!!!!' - (0)jarjar(0)

'Hey, check out those chicks up there'
'dude, they have child lift tickets'
'uhhhhhhh'
 
number ten rewritten

10. you will be extremely popular if u can avoid the gangs of BIG SHOT newschool skiers, and if u can hide that highly usefull fanny pack then u will be fine. People will wanna know what those are, and how much u got paid to use them. They will point at u and laugh histerically but remember they ARE laughing WITH you.

SKI FOR LIFE!

If it was easy it would be called snowboarding.
WHITEWATER

'Its not so much that i want to kill her its just.. i want her not to be alive, anymore.'

THE BLACK WALL STREEEEEEET.

N-UNIT IN THE HOUSEE, BADD NEWS
 
ahahaha funnyest thing ive ever read

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*Welcome to the dub ski radio show*

no, all of my friend snowblade 2, skiing is gay, y do u need poles? snowblades r sick. - linesnowblades

 
you have GOT to be kidding me... deep pow? BE POPULAR?! i'm sure the group of people surrouning them aren't asking questions but beating the shit out of them

 
what they dont mention is #12

12. go in the park, get jumped by a local crew and left unconcious and bleeding in a parking lot

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no, all of my friend snowblade 2, skiing is gay, y do u need poles? snowblades r sick. - linesnowblades

 
you dumb ass, you CANNOT go real backcountry on snowller blades. unless it is your backyard.

Q: what is the worst part about snowblading.

A: telling your family your gay!

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I'm on the inside, don't worry about it.

Hippi's don't stink: Patchouli does.
 
hahaha! Skiboards are so new that most stores don't even know what you are talking about. hahaha

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Smith Optics

I ski switch
 
''Skiboards are very easy to control, to stop & turn on than skis and snowboards.''

Ah so those must not be skiboards that I see people going down the slopes on that are wobbling out of control almost running into everyone on the slopes.

----2ond in Command of DANSA-----

To Huck. v. The act of throwing oneself off of a cornice, cliff, rock, or any other thing that results in an attempt to fly.

If you can't dazzle them with brilliance, baffle them with bullshit.

GW Award December 3, 2004
 
hahaha this is hilarious...wow i love reading that..those are all spectacular reasons...i should probably switch sports now eh

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witty cent is now live on stage!
 
i cant wait to try the slopestyle this weekend on these new cool snowblades. my shop had no idea what i was talking about when i started talking about how cool and easy they are to learn on

And get this, on the news the other day they did a big story about old people dropping dead from heat exhaustion. They urged my community to donate fans to keep them alive!! Tell you what, I'll donate my pubes to shove in their mouths, but I'll be damned if I donate anything electrical or useful. - random net person that i found on a site shown to me by apple

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Yes, with skiboards you can actually snowdance alone or with someone else - backwards, forwards, turning, disco (!), anything goes. Yes, imagine - anything goes!

' That's like saying gay sex helps with your technique.'- Skiierman on loafriders comment about how skiboards help your balance when you land.

 
''Skiboards are also excellent for backcountry (being highly portable).''

HAHAHAHHHAHA... Yea right! Then let me see them hittin a 70 feet BC booter and stick the landing of an switch 9...

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she was like: ''oh yes! I really want to do it'' and then she got an SMS from her mother and got picked 5 minutes later... Fuck! I hate parents!

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- tricks were meant to be stomped
''I do't give a shit how fat people are. hell, fat kids are harder to kidnap'' - ATLrednecskier

 
^Atlantaski, You are a fag

if shes with a new guy then that means you either have a small penis or you suck at having sex or both so just kill yourself now and end your pain!
-Laterials
 
espn^R, I would like to see a skier do that as well. That would be wicked impressive.

----2ond in Command of DANSA-----

To Huck. v. The act of throwing oneself off of a cornice, cliff, rock, or any other thing that results in an attempt to fly.

If you can't dazzle them with brilliance, baffle them with bullshit.

GW Award December 3, 2004
 
This onmes my fav

10. Be popular! Skiboaders get swamped with questions on the slopes: What are they? What are they like? Where can you get them? etc. Some people get literally surrounded by people inquiring about them.

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Chris

Have a JIBARITO!

Guitaring for life

Don't Steal, The Government Hates Competition
 
he guys, im still searching for a pair, i wanna bring me girl snowdancing soon, but i cant find a place to do it, anyone know where they have skiboard dancing events? or do we need to share an ipod?

-Joe
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Official NS marketing consultant

Help me get a free ipod please!?!?!http://www.freeiPods.com/?r=9734247
 
blazing down the mountain in total control. HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA ski bladers look like gorrilla's trying to rollerbade.

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Good Fun With A Hand Gun.

Sacadelic
 
Be popular! HAHAAA HA the person who wrote that (if they were actually serious) should be subject to the most grusome torture on the planet

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Sick!
D BREES 101 Cult
Land Shark eeee eee eee
shimbat
 
wow, that whole site is so serious.

skiboarding is about instant gratification so you dont have to work at all, isnt that the fun behind skiing and snowboarding? progression and getting good over time?

-Joe
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Official NS marketing consultant

Help me get a free ipod please!?!?!http://www.freeiPods.com/?r=9734247
 
i decided to send them a skiboard review

I tried skiboards a few years ago, and I was hooked, I had skied for several years, but tried these and they were amazing. The next season I bought a pair of real skis, and guess what? i was again hooked to skiing. Would you like to know why? I actually had control (how many little 10 year olds crash and hit people on the mountain daily (I'm and instructor, so I've seen quite a few), I tried skiing powder on skiboards, and guess what, i couldn't. Might be a reason why the world's best skiers use long fat skis, not skiboards. And because I had learned how to ski i didnt need to worry about catching edges or crossing tips, because I had spent a long time learning how to ski. Why would you want instant gratification in a sport? Maybe because you're too lazy to try. As an instructor, those are the only people I've seen on skiboards, the lazy ones. Why would you get rid of poles, they exist for a reason, maybe if you knew how to ski, you'd know that, I know 12 year olds who can properly pole plant, and know why they plant. You can get in shape and ski and have just as much fun. Skiing gets better and better everytime you go, quit making null points. Sure the whole family can get better together, but in the end they have nowhere as much talent or skills as a family who learns to ski together, A whole family can ski or ride together at a high level if they want to. Skis can go anywhere a ski can (another null point), and highly horrible for backcountry, once again, why do you think skiers like Hugo Harrison or Seth Morrison use skis. Those guys repel into their lines quite often, theres a reason the use skis, cause skiing chutes with skiboards will kill you. Skiboarders are not popular, they are the scourge of parks, pipes, trails, and rails everywhere. I hate skiboarding and I hope this sport dies soon. If skiboards are so great why would proskiers Eric Pollard, Dash Longe, Mike Nick, and many dozens of pro skiboarders turn to skis? maybe because skis are inadequate?

Former snowlerblader turned straight,

Joe Diener

-Joe
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Help me get a free ipod please!?!?!http://www.freeiPods.com/?r=9734247
 
'doing whatever you want to without the hindrance of the equipment.'

Somehow I don't find the other 80cm of my skis a 'hindrance'

Ski. Eat. Sex. Sleep. Ski.
What else is there?
 
Nice one Joe, haha.

----2ond in Command of DANSA-----

To Huck. v. The act of throwing oneself off of a cornice, cliff, rock, or any other thing that results in an attempt to fly.

If you can't dazzle them with brilliance, baffle them with bullshit.

GW Award December 3, 2004
 
me and my friends were sessioning the pipe on Whistler late last year just doing a super hit type deal and this group of 20 or so skiboarders came into the pipe all wearing flouro and fuckin sparkles and shit...kinda like when ski school does crazy ski suit day or whatever. anyways they started yelling and going down the pipe trying to get out of the wall. it was absolutely rediculous. at the end this one guy tried to do an alleyoop 3 and ate it. right after him my fuckin 11 year old cousin drops in and throws an alley opp 5. the expression on the guys face was the funniest thing i have ever seen.

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i nailed a chick on saterday night, well sunday morning. then at 815 her friend ran into the room say we are late for church. we need to go. haha i love catholic high school girls

-skiingpimp

im native *beats a drum*

-ontarioskiingsucks

and i'm the government. *beats native over the head with drum and kicks him off his land. serves you right motherfucking shitty drummer

-EastCoastPride

TMC, JC, S3p
 
HAHAH i shaw a guy in Panarama dressed in a wife beater and tight jeans with ski bladesw he is what i live up to.

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-Julian
I dont care if i get there 1st or last just if i can ski i am happy -Julian
'I have to beat the women off with a stick.' - Keegan (dreams)

GAngtsa 10 commandments
Thou shalt not kizzy.
Thou shalt not commit adultery crazy up in here.
Thou shizzay not steal.
Thou S-H-to-tha-izzalt not bear false witness against thy neighbour n' shit.
 
This article is the truth. if you go to a mountain wee therere noroads or transportation in or out no comunications of any kind all they have are the wooden skis that they made for the only reason of boring themselves to death and you come in on a chopper the first stranger they see since their birth and your rocking ski blades then that whole article is exactly what would happen. of course the powder part he is talking about soft powder we call it snow being picked up by the wind and blowing all the way up to our knees

 
i dont know, your giving them too much cred^

And get this, on the news the other day they did a big story about old people dropping dead from heat exhaustion. They urged my community to donate fans to keep them alive!! Tell you what, I'll donate my pubes to shove in their mouths, but I'll be damned if I donate anything electrical or useful. - random net person that i found on a site shown to me by apple

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i hae a friend here at school who thinks skiboarding is the sickest thing ever, so i sent her that link, hahaha

Ok, I'm confused. I thought you hated and made fun of snowblading, but that link you sent me was for snowblading. What was so funny about it? I don't get it. Anways, I like snowblading better even if you think its dumb.

-Sarah

wow, they dont even get it...

-Joe
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Help me get a free ipod please!?!?!http://www.freeiPods.com/?r=9734247
 
Skiboarding is a sport ...haha that was great, n also the last one about bein asked wut they r, every1 nos wut they r n how gay they r so theyl get questions about y u do it cause its so gay

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'Armada is to you: what a twinkie is to a fat kid' Tanner Hall

'Best memory on Skis: When we were swinging on the chairlift, hit a lift tower and derailed the chairs' Boyd Easley

www.levelgloves.com
 
wow i say we get to gether and have one big gay happy family time wile snolerblading, we can even dance to!!!!!!! yayyyyy

ramones
 
hahaha

'Skiboards Rule! Ever thought of dancing on the snow? Yes, with skiboards you can actually snowdance alone or with someone else - backwards, forwards, turning, disco (!)'

that sounds like a great date idea... for two men that were dropped as children

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