hahah biatches....

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midwest_rep2

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I am an accomplished racer, slalom and GS, went to state in high school, blah blah blah. All you guys that say racing is gay, lets go stand up top a big line and ski it. What? You think are an awsome skier like in the movies but what's wrong? Why arent you ripping this line and launching 3s and backs off the drops? Oh yeah, that's right, you are good at the trampoline and b-lining into a jump and hucking yourself into the air and landing on your feet, well...thats good too. Here, let me point you to the blue square run that avoids this little line. I'm gonna drop in now and ski it using SKILLS attained through years of training, then go to the park and throw the same tricks you are throwing. Remember, PIZZA! make the pizza! French Fries! Always make turns when going downhill, check uphill before you traverse and always stay in control. That's alright little buddy, I'll help you out, just as soon as I ski this line that scared the shit out of you.

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'haha he told his parents ahbout his ginormous cock.... what a fag' - linemaverick540
 
^ that was fucking gay and you are a fag/homosexual/bisexual/person who loves the same sex/grizzly bear. Ski for yourself and who gives a shit what other people think about you

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'haha he told his parents ahbout his ginormous cock.... what a fag' - linemaverick540
 
racings for pussies, you are pussy for liking it. I bet you can't land a switch 10? I laugh in your general direction cause I have new oakley puffy, oakley pants, smith goggles, 05 armadas, fucking 10 ft long bandana hanging off my ass, chains around my neck, home-made knitted hat, and i smoke weed. i could kick your ass anyday, racing is for fags who wear spandex and like it in the ass.

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'haha he told his parents ahbout his ginormous cock.... what a fag' - linemaverick540
 
Ok dude, go wear your oakley shit and your banadana. I'll go hit this line that you can't. then hit the jumps that you are hitting and still throw some nice tricks off them. BAM. Ross Perot para el presidente!

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'haha he told his parents ahbout his ginormous cock.... what a fag' - linemaverick540
 
confused as shit.......do you have a point? making fun of yourself? ummm confused......o yea and racers are gay except the girl ones cause most of them are hot

Poniverus CO.

www.poniverus.com

poniverus@yahoo.com
 
On me team there used to a be a fat girl that raced and she wore a purple spandex suit. We all called her Grimace, from that huge purple moster that used to be on Mcdonald's commercials.

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'haha he told his parents ahbout his ginormous cock.... what a fag' - linemaverick540
 
well it looks like you're pretty bored. either that or legitimately schizophrenic.

-Strode

Abba Zabba, you my only friend
 
you do know that ripping a powder line and edging through gates have very little in common. just because you raced for a couple years doesn't mean that you're better in the backcountry than someone who has been on the mountain doing regular skiing and park skiing.

- Mike

'i'm guessing that when you say 'drinking', you mean you snuck one of your dad's O'Doules out of the fridge.

and by 'had sex' you mean 'beat off to an episode of The View'.' -Str8LaceFan
 
whats wrong with a racer who has respcet for every one.. and tires his hardets and just is lookgin to have fun hunh?? what the hel is wron wit that. i race. im done for right now. but i enjoy it. i have huhge respect for the skiers that are incredable in the park.. i know that there are alot of much much better guys in the park gates and bc, then me. i ski to have fun. we dont need to divide skiers upp.. only assholes..... and it seems that there are more assholes in the park...... i was up at hood. watchign the 'hoodratz' (which iam no part of) tear it up on a box. and so two racers come up both rding twins and they do the box. fine... dont say anything at all. jut to eachother. like yeah. goodjob. cool. this posse..(hoodratz) hey races. getyour fag asses out of the parkk....... really i have respect for thoose guys skiing abut not for there attitudes..

/'/'/'/'/'/'/'/''Ultimately, almost all guys learn this truth for themselves: The best way to never score with a woman is to show too much interest in her.'
 
Wow... what inspired you to get into a heated argument with yourself over this? Is it an issue you've been grappling with lately, or something? Pretty funny, though...

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In a haze

A stormy haze

I’ll be around

I’ll be loving you

Always

Always

Here I am

And I’ll take my time

Here I am

And I’ll wait in line

Always

Always...
 
i believe most people involved with the 'newschool movement' are frustrated by racers because it is basically the sterotype of our sport, that makes it 'un-cool' or gay, i think the spandex didnt help with the name its goten either

really im not sure if racing needs to make a better name for itself or not, or just do its thing, its justs that its what most of us are trying to get away from

 
^Shut the fuck up, this isn't funny, it's stupid. Quit wasting our time with these stupid threads.

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In a haze

A stormy haze

I’ll be around

I’ll be loving you

Always

Always

Here I am

And I’ll take my time

Here I am

And I’ll wait in line

Always

Always...
 
^Don't be an asshole, JD. If you don't like it, you don't have to read it.

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In a haze

A stormy haze

I’ll be around

I’ll be loving you

Always

Always

Here I am

And I’ll take my time

Here I am

And I’ll wait in line

Always

Always...
 
ok..... so the i have to hate racers and hate every other type of skiing..... to be in the park.. no. yuo kidsa re runing skiing. were turnign in to snowblading. and its your fuckin fault....

/'/'/'/'/'/'/'/''Ultimately, almost all guys learn this truth for themselves: The best way to never score with a woman is to show too much interest in her.'
 
ur a fuckin moron i know ons of riders who can huck themselves silly in the and b-line into a jump outta control but those riders can also go shred up a sick pow line with cliff hucks in it super easy and steezy your taking about maybe 10% of the skiers who can only ski park and not ski because they never learnt to ski the other 90% oculd fucking kick ur ass down ur oh so special line

Luga....P.Crew
 
^yes

'If you mom takes away your skis again just take a shit inside her pillow case. That'll teach her to mess with a 12 year old.' -p.jo

 
my brain ju7st exploded

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''I'd rather die in flaming glory than live a life of mediocrity.''

-Mark Hoppus
 
(that yes was directed to hoodratz)

'If you mom takes away your skis again just take a shit inside her pillow case. That'll teach her to mess with a 12 year old.' -p.jo

 
kinda funny how your gettin sand in yoru vagina for me racing.... really.. so the fact that i race some how makes you as a 'newschooler' look bad.. really if peopel are lookign bad at you its porbaly for tryign to look like some mexican gangsta when your not...

/'/'/'/'/'/'/'/''Ultimately, almost all guys learn this truth for themselves: The best way to never score with a woman is to show too much interest in her.'
 
I am a newschool skier. I am a racer. I wear burton pants and an Arcteryx jacket when I ski. I wear Spyder pants over a fruity downhill suit when I ski. I have been skiing for fourteen years, I have skied in race courses for five years, and I have skied in parks for three. I ski in race courses because I like to go fast and turn, It's fun, and I like the challenge of improving my skiing. I ski in parks because I like to get air and slide rails, It's fun, and I like the challenge of inproving my skiing. I am not proud of every racer, because some of us are closed-minded assholes. I am not proud of every newschooler, because some of us are closed-minded assholes. I like to ski. What is to prevent me from doing all of these things? nothing. You might say that racers are assholes because one of them carelessly cut your little brother off on an in-run and made him eat shit on a jump, but a racer might hate newschoolers because one carelessly cut his little brother off in a slolom course and made him eat shit. The only reason that the first viewpoint is more popular to newschoolers is because the first one has an affect on them.

I am not saying that racers are better than newschoolers, I am not saying that newschoolers are better than newschoolers. Rather, I say we should hate the assholes. Any person who likes skiing enough to want to dedicate their winter to it is fine in my book.... as long as they're not an asshole.

check out Stept...

'I can throw a twister that could make Tanner bust a nut!'

---------The Cult of the Neon One Piece Jumpsuit---------

*NORTHEAST CULT*
 
^I don't know if that was directed to me or not, but I'll defend myself anyway.

I do not like what people who restrict themselves to skiing only one way. I think that a park rat is just as dangerous to skiing as a stick chaser, because once skiing gets too specialized to one part of the mountain, it sucks. Skiing is a great sport, with lots of great different ways to participate. If rails aren't your thing, you can still ski big mountain and backcountry stuff, ski moguls, race, whatever! If racing isn't your thing, then you can ski park, big mountain stuff, powder, whatever! Just ski, and love skiers! Love the snowboarders too! Hate the assholes!!!!

check out Stept...

'I can throw a twister that could make Tanner bust a nut!'

---------The Cult of the Neon One Piece Jumpsuit---------

*NORTHEAST CULT*
 
well, I'd be willing to bet that he agrees with my rant too, so pretend that I was defending him.

check out Stept...

'I can throw a twister that could make Tanner bust a nut!'

---------The Cult of the Neon One Piece Jumpsuit---------

*NORTHEAST CULT*
 
poket rocket.. that was really good. mad props on that... there is soo much of skiing that i need try...

/'/'/'/'/'/'/'/''Ultimately, almost all guys learn this truth for themselves: The best way to never score with a woman is to show too much interest in her.'
 
thanks, but I don't mean to rant... this is just a subject that affects me a lot. I don't want skiing to be a purely racing oriented sport, that's what happened in the sixties/seventies, and that's why snowboarding started and that's why skiing nearly died in the eighties, and that's why we are struggling to establish ourselves as a legitimate sport again. On the other end of the spectrum, I don't want skiing to become a completely park oriented sport, that's what snowblading is for... and I don't want to snowblade. Whatever we can do to keep skiing away from these (or any other) extremes is fine with me.

check out Stept...

'I can throw a twister that could make Tanner bust a nut!'

---------The Cult of the Neon One Piece Jumpsuit---------

*NORTHEAST CULT*
 
this is an entirely gay thread and the maker of it should be shot on sight

i pee on ur face but i dont care..

i take off ur little sisters underwear

shes only three so shes never seen a wee wee

so i told her it was a lollypop and the flavor was salty.

shoved in her mouth, it punctured through her cheek broke the glasses of that three year old geek.

r. kelly did the same but im not about to give him the blame cuz fucking littles girls is just my game
 
everyone is entitled to their own opinion, even if they are som gay ass race who wears GS suits and has to oil up to get in them and the often help of the french exchange student who doesn't understand english but does understand homosexuality.

If The women don't find you handsome... atleast they will find you handy

(Red Green)
 
Don't shoot me! I agree with everything said except those of you that said things that I don't like or that were opposed to my point. Said point being, exactly what the dude up above me said. Don't limit yourself to skiing. And those of you that responded by saying 'fuk this fag' or something, you reinforced my own views.

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'haha he told his parents ahbout his ginormous cock.... what a fag' - linemaverick540
 
us turning into snoblading....is my fault...no poles what?

guess she doesn't know hers comes with free refills
 
^snoblading, or skiboarding...isnt determined by if you use poles or not...its by the length of your ski...

guess she doesn't know hers comes with free refills
 
Wow, hey Midwest, you sound angry. Did a little jibber just make fun of you or something? Yeah there are kids who never leave the park and can't ski, but for the most part, I'm sure the majority of the kids on this sight are like me, and ski park once the mountain is tracked out. Most of the time I'm skiing lines with my friends.

And another thing, where are you finding 'big mountain' in the midwest. Come to Squaw and challenge some 'park rat' to ski a line with you and you will understand the depth of talent alot of west coast skiers have these days. Alot of kids are more tallented than you think.

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'Don't let academics interfere your education' (My coach)

'I'm in his nigger crew' (my little brother in response to my statement that he was in my 'digger crew')

'My knee hurts' (Jeff Merat after grinding a lunch table for an hour instead of sitting in the ski patrol shack for his torm mcl and acl which he got earlier that day.)

'I'm not asking for any help, just mabe for you to get off your ass.'(my dad)
 
whoa whoa, ok then nevermind. I don't understand why everyone got so damn upset. Would you prefer if I didn't state my opinions and instead answered and asked with 'fucking faggot' or something? I've got nothing but respect for almost all skiers and I don't judge anyone unless I know them, or at least I try not to. This is just a subject that hits home with me because for yrs I tried to juggle being a racer and jibber. All the racers on my team respected the jumpers and were always in awe of the tricks they could do but the jumpers always bitched and down talked the racers when they would head to the park. Also, Bristolrider don't tell me to get off this site when I've been on here a fucking lot longer than you have.

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'haha he told his parents ahbout his ginormous cock.... what a fag' - linemaverick540
 
and I don't live in the midwest anymore, I've lived in Oregon for the last 4 yrs and then i'm moving to Colorado this fall.

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'haha he told his parents ahbout his ginormous cock.... what a fag' - linemaverick540
 
andy idid not mean to dis on the no pole style.. i just saying.. we dont want it to turn inot a fad like skiboarding.....

/'/'/'/'/'/'/'/''Ultimately, almost all guys learn this truth for themselves: The best way to never score with a woman is to show too much interest in her.'
 
it's funny how many people didn't catch on that midwest_rep was arguing with HIMSELF to start this post...

p.s.- Andy, as long as you grab your poles when you head off to the chutes, I guess it's sorta like not using powder skis in the park... just adapting the gear for the conditions.

check out Stept...

'I can throw a twister that could make Tanner bust a nut!'

---------The Cult of the Neon One Piece Jumpsuit---------

*NORTHEAST CULT*
 
but if i wanted to ski a chute switch, i wouldnt need them...would i?

guess she doesn't know hers comes with free refills
 
wow man your a spaz! your letting little shit get to you, the people saying racers are fags prolly can ski better then you, becuase you come on here and go richtor! calm down bro...

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Reckless Riders Leader
 
'I don't understand why everyone got so damn upset. Would you prefer if I didn't state my opinions and instead answered and asked with 'fucking faggot' '

umm if you start an argument with 'ha ha bitches' you're gonna get 'fucking faggot' as a response and then you proceed to say that if you only ski park you still need to learn how to snowplow, I wonder why there's all this hostility.

- Mike

'i'm guessing that when you say 'drinking', you mean you snuck one of your dad's O'Doules out of the fridge.

and by 'had sex' you mean 'beat off to an episode of The View'.' -Str8LaceFan
 
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