Haha I love my great talking/lying skills.

agreed, but the little fucker deserved it, i mean you don't see me coming on here braggin about all the dead babies in my garage
 
no shit hate thread 2007. i feel bad for the kid, he's a noob and he's probably going to join skicolonies now. i didn't mean to start it off in this direction. i just thought he was being an assclown.
 
i bet you're very proud of fucking someone over. but i hope you wake up tomorrow morning and find out that same guy burnt down your garage, poured paint all over your cars, killed your cat, and stole your skis.
 
wow your so badass! you had fun at some one elses expense! dickweed.

seriously, why cant people just have some form of respect for other peoples property that they paid money for? for that matter why cant people just not fuck around in general? its petty and dumb.

i hope you are a 40 year old man who is stressed out over bills and whatnot. some young kid comes and paintballs and tp's your house. then you have to clean it up. it will come. its called karma, my freind.
 
since you certainly don't sound like an adult, i assume the people you hated didn't actually OWN the house

meh, but some shit's funny

paintballing peeps is dangerous, yolu could really hurt someone and get fucked law-wise

plus, some people will get pissed and kick your ass
 
Oh and also for the people that think I destroyed the property. The paintballs were shot from airsoft guns, and the paint they had inside washes off easily.
 
some one in my town a few years back was shootin up random people with paint ball and shot a infant in the head and killed it
 
You are a fucking idiot, there's a chance that someone could have came outside and took a paintball to the face or event their eye. A couple years ago some kids pulled shit like that but in the end SWAT was called and their asses were more than grounded after that.

You give us paintballers a bad name, and you're the reason why it's getting banned in certain states. Go fucking die, i'm posting this story in 2 other paintball sites in the hope that someone finds you and curb stomps your stupid ass.

Good luck!
 
That's what im thinking also, i've pretty much seen every paintball gun on the market and non were airsoft guns, so you're lying skills need some work there.

Secondly im assuming that you shot from the road and that would require at least 200-300 fps, since im sure your gun wasnt crono'ed (FPS check) you could have been shooting in excess of 300 feet per second, thats enough to break a double layer of plastic lenses in paintball masks, so don't tell me you didnt damage anything because there's a very real possibility that you did.
 
yeah, it was dumb to do that and come on NS to brag, but it is getting taken a little too far-- airsoft paintballs are TINY like the size of beebes.
 
you're taking it too personal.

basically you pranked someone you didnt like, with tiny bee-bee sized paint balls that can be easily hosed off.

not a big deal. should have clarified that, because using actual paint ball guns would have been way worse. Change your signature and your name though, cause that's just stupid. everyone knows NS is the shit.
 
I have had gotten out of some shit that at the end of the day makes me look in the mirror and go. Holy shit how did I get out of that? Heres a small example:

I was at my girlfriends house which is like....hour and a half away from mine but I went over after school. I forget my dad is picking me up at school and he doesnt know im here so I convince him to let me go out with some friends to the movies. I mean this took some real talking. Anyways im like okay im out of that. So all I have to do is catch the train home that I told my dad earlier. Well we get there and we missed it. Im like fuck. So I end up getting driven home and im like holy crap im fucked. We pull into the train station that im supposed to get off at. right then the train pulls in and im like HOLY SHIT! I get out of the car and walk right to my dads car like I got off the train. He's like im proud of you. You got the right train and didnt miss it like ussual. Good job James. Im like yeah I know im good right dad? And you thought I would miss it....
 
How is that a demonstration of great talking/lying skills? you basically kept your mouth shut.
 
Oh yeah I forgot to type the whole part about how I had to sit there and convince my mother that I was actually at the movies by calling up three others to go along with the plan and making up a story about how we went to caramel and had to get picked up but the dudes car broke so I had to hitch a ride with another friend
 
Hah, nice name change.

All pissed off because you suck at life?

Do us all a favor, fill up the bathtub. Plug in a toaster to the nearest outlet. Get in the bathtub. Push down the lever on the toaster to turn it on, and then proceed to drop it.
 
gtfo.jpg


gtfo.jpg
 
HAHA! I saw this memeber name and was like WTF. Then i saw how much he got pwned in this thread and it became perfectly clear. He used to be silencer14 i think. What a douche. This is also a bump for that reason^^^
 
You must log in or register to reply here.
Back
Top