Haha I got someone to....

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I got someone to masturbate a buck (male goat). I told him this friend of mine wanted to try to get goat milk so I took him over and I pointed to the buck and said go ahead work it. he went on rubbbing the buck in that special way for about 5 minutes while my buddy and I were trying to keep a straight face. finally he said I think some milk is coming out. at this point we burst out laughing he stoped and asked if he was doing it wrong. I pointed at the goats beard its big horns and the fact that it only had one tit (penis). he looked confused and finally realizing what had happened made the most priceless face then looking at his hands ran to the bathroom and washed his hands for a good 10 minutes.

hahahahahaahahaha. this story happened a while ago but I just had a day dream about it and thought I should share.

 
oh my god. that is disgusting!!! but really funny. that kid must feel like the biggest dumbass. and he shoudl, for the rest of his life

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I saw a facial expression that looked just like his and I remembered the event

and Ironcross it did happen a while back at a farm in france we used to have.

funy shit

 
haha, how much of it did he smoke?

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thats exactly what i was thinking ahahahaha.

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hahahaha me too!

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I have two pet goats, and both of them are male. Its surprising how many people DON'T actually know that male goats can't be milked....

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that was so funny! "you had a day dream about your friend masturbating a goat's penis?"

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hahaaaaaahahahaha, i just broke out laughing in my college library. everyone's looking at me like i'm a nutcase.

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haha thats tight

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haha, but a black bar where the gus hand is... its genius!

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