Haha, girls from my grade...

[skimanskimanskim]

so randomly this fat chick instant messages me from my grade and starts saying the funniest shit, instant message this girl and give her shit about it,

kaylalicious1992 (11:50:00 PM): Hello Andrew WS Holson

AWSHolson (11:50:12 PM): oh

AWSHolson (11:50:24 PM): who is this

kaylalicious1992 (11:50:36 PM): who do you thinkk sex bo dexy

AWSHolson (11:50:47 PM): awesome

kaylalicious1992 (11:51:05 PM): i want you baddd

kaylalicious1992 (11:51:07 PM): me and my friend

kaylalicious1992 (11:51:21 PM): we saw u in once

kaylalicious1992 (11:51:28 PM): and u had a boner in ur plaid shorts

AWSHolson (11:51:33 PM): nice

kaylalicious1992 (11:51:48 PM): it turned my friend on

AWSHolson (11:52:01 PM): awesome

kaylalicious1992 (11:52:04 PM): do u smoke pot?

AWSHolson (11:52:13 PM): who are you

kaylalicious1992 (11:52:25 PM): i am the oracle

kaylalicious1992 (11:52:55 PM): i smoke crack not pot

kaylalicious1992 (11:52:58 PM): and heroin

AWSHolson (11:53:00 PM): always fun

kaylalicious1992 (11:53:06 PM): and i snikff cocain

AWSHolson (11:53:07 PM): except u dont smoke herion

kaylalicious1992 (11:53:14 PM): uuh yes i do

kaylalicious1992 (11:53:18 PM): and i inject it

kaylalicious1992 (11:53:25 PM): you can smoke heroin with tinfoil

kaylalicious1992 (11:53:30 PM): truuust me nigga

AWSHolson (11:53:38 PM): fun

kaylalicious1992 (11:54:01 PM): what would you do if i asked you to have sex with a boy\

AWSHolson (11:54:28 PM): i would say yes ofcourse!!!

kaylalicious1992 (11:54:53 PM): ur gay!?!

kaylalicious1992 (11:54:59 PM): damn

AWSHolson (11:55:06 PM): o ya ofcourse i am

kaylalicious1992 (11:55:28 PM): im telling STEVEN CHICK

AWSHolson (11:55:34 PM): awesome

kaylalicious1992 (11:55:46 PM): i know someone who had sex with steven chick

kaylalicious1992 (11:55:53 PM): uum... what was his name?

kaylalicious1992 (11:56:06 PM): George Maguire

AWSHolson (11:56:17 PM): nice

kaylalicious1992 (11:56:33 PM): r u german?

AWSHolson (11:56:40 PM): no

kaylalicious1992 (11:56:47 PM): cuz i have ALWAYS wanted to be hitler

AWSHolson (11:56:53 PM): sweet

kaylalicious1992 (11:57:16 PM): you know that guy who SLAUTERED all the jews

kaylalicious1992 (11:57:24 PM): and sprayed em with gas in the big shower

AWSHolson (11:57:29 PM): yep

AWSHolson (11:57:58 PM): kayla, or jenne or whoever, u have no idea how much of a fool ur making of urself right now

AWSHolson (11:59:11 PM): i'm laughing at u with a bunch of kids older then you can count editing

kaylalicious1992 (11:59:55 PM): ok ur fucking cool honey. i kno older than me babe and it doesnt intimidate me... i dont care who ur little fag ass rut thug friends are...

kaylalicious1992 (12:00:01 AM): snowboarders r gay anyways

AWSHolson (12:00:06 AM): ahha aight

AWSHolson (12:00:39 AM): go have fun hanging out with all ur litle firiends now

kaylalicious1992 (12:00:56 AM): all my little frinsds andrew? all my friends could kick ur friends asses

AWSHolson (12:01:05 AM): nice

kaylalicious1992 (12:01:13 AM): so u and all ur little fag ass virgin friends go pay in traffic

AWSHolson (12:01:22 AM): hahahahhaa

kaylalicious1992 (12:01:28 AM): yeah

kaylalicious1992 (12:01:30 AM): i went there

kaylalicious1992 (12:01:31 AM): BITCH

AWSHolson (12:01:40 AM): haha wow

kaylalicious1992 (12:01:52 AM): do u know who this is

AWSHolson (12:02:03 AM): i dont really care

kaylalicious1992 (12:02:08 AM): goood

kaylalicious1992 (12:03:01 AM): ur jewish right?

AWSHolson (12:03:42 AM): your not gunna be able to piss me off, cause i'm not even fully jewish, and i dont really care, cause i know this is just either kayla or jenne from school and kayla ur just a fat chick noone want you, so go have fun with ur little firneds.

kaylalicious1992 (12:03:58 AM): yeah\

kaylalicious1992 (12:04:02 AM): im sure it doesnt

kaylalicious1992 (12:04:10 AM): next year when u wear tight shorts

kaylalicious1992 (12:04:12 AM): JUST A HINT

kaylalicious1992 (12:04:20 AM): try not to walk around with a boner

kaylalicious1992 (12:04:30 AM): bekuz its fucking disturbing

AWSHolson (12:04:35 AM): oh dear

kaylalicious1992 (12:04:55 AM): we all saw it

AWSHolson (12:05:31 AM): incredible

kaylalicious1992 (12:05:36 AM): um

kaylalicious1992 (12:05:39 AM): im leaving now

AWSHolson (12:05:41 AM): good

kaylalicious1992 (12:05:47 AM): me and my friend are gonna take a bubble bath

AWSHolson (12:05:56 AM): kayla you dont have any friends

AWSHolson (12:06:09 AM): except for jenne and all ur little play buddies

kaylalicious1992 (12:06:17 AM): ALL exactly

kaylalicious1992 (12:06:20 AM): honey

kaylalicious1992 (12:06:23 AM): theres alot

kaylalicious1992 (12:06:28 AM): and my friend is KORI not jenne

kaylalicious1992 (12:06:31 AM): ass wipe

AWSHolson (12:06:36 AM): oh dearr!!!

AWSHolson (12:06:51 AM): i'm just going to commit suicide now

kaylalicious1992 (12:06:58 AM): k

kaylalicious1992 (12:07:02 AM): good do us alll a favor

kaylalicious1992 (12:07:03 AM): IM OUT

 

[timmi]

what the fack?

 

[wAy2sTeEzY4u]

i have no idea what the fuck that was

 

[Liam.]

im hoping that was a joke

if not that girl is fuced up and deserves to get butt raped by the biggest dick in the world then get a giant cork stuck in it like spongebob did in one of his episodes when patrick was snoring really loud and he put the cork in his ears or lack of ears

 

[williams]

ahahahahahahahahahahahahaha you fucking OWWWNED those bitches holson

 

[timmi]

sorry. but you sounded like a tool when you said you were with a bunch of older kids. because age makes a fuckin difference.

 

[Grimace.]

you tell her andrew

 

[montageskier]

I told her not to fuck with holson or something would go down. But it says she is using a mobile device, so that sucks.

 

[sexy_skier_babii]

damn fatties they piss us all off because they have no life and no friends, except for food!!

 

[table_top08]

she should probably be on medication

 

[d-mold]

If I were you I would post that at your school so that everyone can see that she's a racist bitch.

 

[KillerMonkey]

soo, I say stupid things when I'm drunk too

 

[Mat.]

word.

those girls sound like theyre 8...and yes that does matter.

so therefore age does matter. (to whoever the fuck said it didnt)

 

[whattheshit]

ITS CALLED FREEBASING.

educate yourself on how to consume drugs please! GOD.

 

[SteezePatrol]

yea weird

 

[Alexander_Keith]

dude cmon post that shit all over your school. She'll regret it son.

 

[sKILOve07]

haha yeah that was my thought.

 

[Geoff.]

interesting. post it as your away message

 

[Gaespar]

Please dude do us all a favor and do that^, It would be fricking nice (no sarcasm)

 

[zepscratch]

yea dude plaster that shit all over the walls. oh and how old are you?

 

[Ahmets_Brother]

dont be embarrassed about the tight shorts thing there andrew, i ALWAYS walk around school with a boner on PURPOSE!

 

[leckett1]

hahahaha that is a spectacular idea

 

[KEVTRON]

hahaha i wanna see some of the msgs that NS ppl sent to her....

 

[ppcrider]

definitly post it at your school

 

[skiierman]

Haha, sorry Andrew, I just got bored one night drinking by myself and I was thinking about you and your tight shorts so I created a screen name and... well... I didn't mean for it to get out of hand like that. I'm sorry.

 

[skiatgore69]

ok i'll message her she's a fag

 

[juanborlando]

haha that was funny

 

[beth_maney]

haha holson i know those girls...theyre wicked dumb and try to get fucked by all the kids in my grade all the time

extraordinarily hilarious cause they cant get shit

 

[couchskier]

im that pig and ask her if she is done sucking off the team, tell her you want to do her from behind like your wheelin a wheelbarrow around the room but it's gonna be dark so you might ram her head into the wall a few times.

 

[Charley.]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHHAHHAHA let me laught

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAH

 

[holyDINOSAURS]

hahaha whoa. i remember when shit used to go down over msn. nutty

 

[720laxskier]

wierd

 

[invader7]

yep

 

[soycapitan2]

haha a little strange...

 

[ski_cartel]

that was odd, but way to pwn that fat bitch

 

[fukeneh]

what a n00b

 

[StevenSegal]

ooh sick burn

 

[holyDINOSAURS]

i always thought your sig was a joke until your last thread hahaha.

 

[triebby]

he says its a boner but really he is addicted to crotch stuffing

 

[sn0wbl0w]

what

 

[NickMartini]

haha nice

 

[Edward.]

i think we should get someone to do something like the robe and wizard hat thing to her

 

[chapz]

bahaha she got owned

 

[BigRodRiley]

exactly, shes drunk

 

[liukangkid]

ahaha im gona im her

 

[Von]

i wanna fack fack fack you, not fuck fack. fucking fack.

 

[SiverMike]

priorytill 4 2 0: hey fatty

kaylalicious1992: whos ti

priorytill 4 2 0: hows the weight loss program going?

kaylalicious1992: this?

priorytill 4 2 0: one too many donuts, huh

kaylalicious1992: andrews friend?

priorytill 4 2 0: who the fuck is andrew

priorytill 4 2 0: i work for myself bitch

kaylalicious1992: ok

kaylalicious1992: ur wierd

kaylalicious1992: and ur not hurting my feelings

priorytill 4 2 0: your robust

priorytill 4 2 0: and i dont care

kaylalicious1992: or scaring me

priorytill 4 2 0: im not trying to

kaylalicious1992: ur just making urself look immature

priorytill 4 2 0: wanna cyber

kaylalicious1992: ur wierd

priorytill 4 2 0: your fat

kaylalicious1992: your queer

priorytill 4 2 0: and you look like carnie wilson pre gastric bypass

kaylalicious1992: o ur fucking fuuny buddy

priorytill 4 2 0: thanks

kaylalicious1992: i really dont care what u say

priorytill 4 2 0: i work hard

kaylalicious1992: im sure you do

priorytill 4 2 0: yea

priorytill 4 2 0: my biceps are hugeeeeee

kaylalicious1992: yeah im suuuure they are

priorytill 4 2 0: almost as wide as your cankles

priorytill 4 2 0: i read about this great new diet! you should try it! its called anorexia.

kaylalicious1992: yeah whatever

priorytill 4 2 0: dont go there girlfriend

kaylalicious1992: i really dont care what you say

priorytill 4 2 0: do you smoke herbs

kaylalicious1992: and what is that supposed to mean

priorytill 4 2 0: cannabis

kaylalicious1992: whats it to you\

priorytill 4 2 0: idn if you do i would suggest stop smoking so much because all those munchies have gone straight to your thighs

kaylalicious1992: whatever

priorytill 4 2 0: do you give good head?

priorytill 4 2 0: cause I hear fat chicks have to give good head to make up for the fact that their fat and unattractive.

kaylalicious1992: WHATEVERRRRRRRR

kaylalicious1992: ur just wierd

priorytill 4 2 0: its weird

kaylalicious1992: and not making me feel bad

priorytill 4 2 0: not wierd

priorytill 4 2 0: learn to spell

priorytill 4 2 0: or do your fat fingers not reach the keys correctley

kaylalicious1992: whatever

kaylalicious1992: u r stupid

kaylalicious1992: and immature

priorytill 4 2 0: broken record

kaylalicious1992: get a fucking life

priorytill 4 2 0: blah blah blah

priorytill 4 2 0: i have one

priorytill 4 2 0: i harass fat chicks for fun and ski on the side

priorytill 4 2 0: its a dream life baby

kaylalicious1992: ur fucking cool

priorytill 4 2 0: you dont have to tell me twice baby

kaylalicious1992: seriously who is this

priorytill 4 2 0: skogen hall

priorytill 4 2 0: why

priorytill 4 2 0: want my number?

kaylalicious1992: uuuuuuuuuuuuh

kaylalicious1992: no

priorytill 4 2 0: we can hit it with some head clinic baby

priorytill 4 2 0: dre style

kaylalicious1992: uuuur cooooool

priorytill 4 2 0: deja vue

priorytill 4 2 0: so

priorytill 4 2 0: how about that cyber?

kaylalicious1992: omg

priorytill 4 2 0: i put my wizard hat on

priorytill 4 2 0: and cast a love spell on your gargantuim thighs

priorytill 4 2 0: roll of THUNDA hear my cry

kaylalicious1992: ur fucking cool

kaylalicious1992: and really immature

priorytill 4 2 0: get some new sayings

priorytill 4 2 0: its getting really old fast

priorytill 4 2 0: like your liver

priorytill 4 2 0: cause it cant handle the levels of toxicity from your constant gluttony

kaylalicious1992: wwwwwwhhhhatttttevvvvver

priorytill 4 2 0: is that all you say?

kaylalicious1992: to queer ppl like you yes

priorytill 4 2 0: if this were YO MOMMA with will vilderama i would so kick your ass

kaylalicious1992: no

priorytill 4 2 0: yeaaaaaaaa

kaylalicious1992: nooo

priorytill 4 2 0: yea

kaylalicious1992: i cant say anything back

priorytill 4 2 0: face it

priorytill 4 2 0: you suck

kaylalicious1992: cuz i dont know who you are

priorytill 4 2 0: i get the cash money

priorytill 4 2 0: i dont really know you

kaylalicious1992: whateva

priorytill 4 2 0: except your fat and you give good DOME

kaylalicious1992: if u dont know me then how did u get my sn

priorytill 4 2 0: well judging from your mom at least...

priorytill 4 2 0: magic

priorytill 4 2 0: well peace out beluga

priorytill 4 2 0: sleep tight, dont break the bedframe again

 

[Mat.]

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHH MY GODDDDDDDDDDDDDD sivermike you just fucking OOOOOOWNED her sooo bad ahahahahaahahha.

E-props!

 

[[~_~]]

hahahaha thighs

 

[S-Titterington]

hahaha

 

[hartig]

hahahha