Haha girlfriend on NS

zerospinskier

zerospinskier

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So I made my girlfriend an NS account (ilikenutz) for fun because she always sees me on it and wanted to try. She skis, so it's legit. But she's been browsing around and is slowly noticing all the NS jokes and crap, and asks me about them. Tonight she said, "Oh yeah, what's with everyone's obsession with peeing in butts??" I had a good laugh and explained it to her. There are so many weird NS things. It's hilarious seeing a newcomer get acclimated with NS. Anyone else got any stories of "outsiders" finding out about weird NS stuff?
 
Lol, all of the random epic stories that I laugh por hours at. I show a friend em and he/she gives me the weirdest looks ever. I guess only NS'ers like stories about cellphones, toilets and constipation...
 
yea, now that you mention it, there are a lot of weird, inside ns jokes around.

it also weird to think of all the stuff that newer members missed, even i haven't been here for that long (browsed since 2004, joined in 2005) and i still remember some of the stuff

like the 100k members, tanners ankles (when it was new) hot girl thread, robe and wizard hat when it was first posted, the race to 20,000 posts that i'm pretty sure got people banned, and also the rickroll era when rick rolling was punishable by banning

so many glorious wasted hours on here...
 
ns could bring up some good conversations between you and her but be careful what you say you dont know whta she reads
 
just drop some in every once in a while like before you do the dirty drop the old "i put my robe and wizard hat on" and maybe if she catches it shell drop one back like "afterbang me like a hammer" or just look at you dumb. Or just drop a claim one time when shes telling a story.
 
until you know

bang me like a hammer

i put on my robe and wizard hat

how to get to chads gap from the bottom of alta

and how to butcher tom wallisches name

you are not a true nser
 
you clearly forgot wisdom teeth and constipation...

and my personal favorite, the MILF video.
 
... Okay that's the first time I've ever used that and probably the last, but come on, how did no one do that before me. You're slipping, NSG. Shame. Shame.

Oh, and also, cool story hansel.
 
I never liked that phrase to be honest, ev time I saw it i was thinking the kid who said it was like 5 years old. Idk just my 10 c
 
ut how his friends can give any one a boner n00b!!!!1!!!

also the 20k post race was awesome, mad people got the post reset to 0 and shit
 
Lil_G is still around, he hasn't posted an edit in awhile though, Start any thread about black people, and i assure you he'll post in it
 
that doesnt make it any less epic or any less inside joke.

you say "i pooped on a girl" out on the streets and people just look at you like your some physco pervert.

you say "i pooped on a girl" on NS, and everyone instantly knows what your talkin about and instantly bursts into laughter.

and the other things i mentioned were "searchbar noob" which has been around forever. and "thats so red bull" which has been around for awhile
 
I put on my robe and wizard hat is pretty known on a lot of message boards. Pee in her but is common on some others too, and the ass hair story and i pooped on a girl were both jacked from somewhere else. So I think that makes them not NS inside jokes.
 
why the FUCK did you get your gf an NS account...furthermore you made a big mistake by putting her username hahahahah

prepare for her to get spammed!
 
faunt

shawns boner story

Shawn back when he was crookedboner

asshair

bone a girl while dancing

sex with skis

osama pros
 
uhhhhh... Lil G and his crazy stories?

oh yeah and that black kid on NS that tried to prove that he was actually black and not his friend. that was hularious
 
i heard the cores were made out of actual dead infidel babies.

anyone remember the "whats the best surface to ski on?" thread?
 
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