Had to run from the cops tonight.

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espen^R

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So i basically just came home from the police station after delivering our potato gun/canon.

Heres the story:

Today at school a friend of mine told me that he had found his old potato canon and we decided that he should come over to my neighbour hood and we would test it. At first we where shooting from the road and into the forest, but so many small kids showed up thatwe decided to go ontop of a hill and into a small forest so that we wouldnt hurt or put the kids in any danger.

We did that. And fired a couple of shots into the forest then suddenly one of my friends(we where 5 together) yelled at us others; FucK! The cops is coming. Cuz you could see the road from top of the hill.

At first we other where like: What ? Are you kidding me and so on. But we walked over and saw the cop car driving past us. So we started running (cuz we arent among the most popular ppl among the local cops around here)

So after a lot of running through the forest and shit, we end up at my old school. We climbed up on the roof there so we could scope out when the cops where leaving. But after a while we got bothered and went down to the gas station to grab a coke.

Afterwards we decided to play some soccer. But on the way to the soccer course i got a call from my dad saying that he wanted to talk to me. I heard the cops in the background saying exactly the same as my dad so i asked; what the fuck do they want? We havent done anything wrong(or atleast we thought that at that time)

So a few minutes laiter we got picked up and drove home to my place where the cops where waiting.

They asked uss some questions about where we got that thing etc. So we just created something up that we had found it in the woods and had seen videos online.

At the end they tell us that here (in Norway) to use a potato gun, you had to be 20 years old and misuse goes under the weapon law. SO basically we could end up in the jail for that shit (awkward but true) But the let us go for now since we didnt know shit about it going under the weapon laws and stuff.

I persoanally think this is a really fucking drastic for a god damn potato gun/canon w/e.

Fuck The Police!

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hahah thats fucking awesome!! a potato gun... i gotta get me one of those!! sorta sucks though with the cop- another example of when cops have wayyy too mcuh time on their hands and start obeying the stupid ass laws no one cares about

btw- u live in norway and you speak in perfect english....thats freaking awesome!

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running from the cops is just about the most excitign thing ever

i'm sure 99% of this site knows that jon gets laid more than 99% of this site. --strode420
 
too long to read

So I told him if you say that again im gonna stick this bowl of gucamole up your ass.

Long story short, that is the worst bowl of gucamole iv'e ever tasted
 
your never as alive as you are when there are pigs looking for you, i don't think the stress is good for your heart though.

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You didnt know potato guns are under the gun law? where do you think they came from?? the mafia used to use them to assassinate politcal leaders. long range, deadly accuracy.... brutal

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FUCK THE POLICE

I GOT FINED 47.75 FOR BUNING THE FLAG. I HAVE FREEDOM OF SPEECH AND SHIT AND THIS SHIT HOLE AMERICA IS SO JINGOISTIC ABOAT THAT SHIT.

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m a person just like you

But I've better things to do

Than sit around and fuck my head

Hang out with the living dead

Snort white shit up my nose

Pass out at the shows

I don't even think of speed

That's something I just don't need

 
haha about potato guns, last halloween, there was the chick who stalked one of my friends and we all hated her she got us all in trouble and shit with the school so we decided we wanted to get her back. we bought about 12 dozen eggs and assembled a potatoe gun. we thought that the eggs would break but they dont if you pack them right. so there we were in the middle of the street blasting this girls house with eggs. funniest shit of my life. got into trouble tho, she found out who is was and threatened to call the cops if we didnt all apoligize. funny shit tho totally worth it

Chris

"I dont do drugs, just marijuana"

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That's weird because two nights ago I got into a police chase down some backroads and wouldn't you know it? My car is perfect for this kind of shit! He basically chased me for about 10 or so miles going a steady 60-70 mph on 30mph backroads and I turned onto my road, and turned off my lights and just cruised strait... The dumb pig flew right by me. I seriously felt like the Dukes of Hazzard or some shit.

 
I remember at a party launching potatoes with a homemade potato gun. At the little kids were out in the field trying to catch them, them they launched a smoke bomb and it scared the shit out of them. It was funny.

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hahaha nice

-kulpy-

gangsta raps lyrics are all the same, Someone gets shot, someones frontin, someones a wangsta, someones benchpressin, someones makin fried chicken, and the beans dont burn on the grill. You can see that shit in kentucky. Fuck the bronx, deep south bitches-scientist
 
i have two, a hand held and a huge ass one. havent used them in a long time tho

You will always be in my heart Nantucket

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why the fuck were you burning the flag? anyway you could of got off that super easy. when you burn a flag (properly folded) its called retiring it, its perfectly legit.

America FUCK ya.
 
yaaaaaaa theres like a murder a month here, and the whole town is on some kind of drug, and the other day, we were a the golden arches and we see 4 cops for a motorcycle with the wrong kind of helmet

peter, those are cheerios
 
if you havent used your gun in a while throw it away and make a new one trust me they get brittle and explode

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my friend got arrested because his friend shot some kid with his bb gun and then the school next to his house. my friend didn't even shoot it, but apparently he gets assault with a deadly weapon.

(zach)

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my aquantince from school had a potato...it jammed up when he tried to fire in his room...exploded, and the debrit smashed his window and he got covered in glass

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I was trying to build a compressed air potato gun at my friend's house. We'd built a combustion one (fucking awesome) before but the compressed air was new.

It wasn't going to work anyway because we only had some dumb sprinkler solenoid valve for the air release that didn't let much air through. However, we were pumping it up just to test the valve, and his dad comes out and starts pumping it. I was about to hit the solenoid when the fucking end cap blew off the end of the pipe and took a chunk out of the house. It flew off somewhere and we never found it. The filler valve hit his dad in the knee and gave him a serious gash... he's lucky the cap didn't hit him because it would have just fucking destroyed his leg. We never found it.

Moral of the story: If you're going to make a potato gun, the right-guard/WD40/whatever ones are actually safer because they don't have to hold pressure. Also, use real PVC and real PVC glue. And let it dry. We made all these mistakes.

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I built a potato cannon that broke a cinder block with a d- battery

i don't want this to get out too far but i heard ninthward has sex with armada-Twix_182

 
i ran from the cops on my mountain bike the other day...i took a couple of turns once i got on the college campus and i was safe

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all of mine are compressed air, and I've never been hurt by one.

This one time, I was mowing my lawn, and I looked up at the house, and my brother was leaning out my window with our potato cannon. he shot me in the chest with a wad of wet paper towels. It hit me so hard that it knocked me off the back of the tractor

i don't want this to get out too far but i heard ninthward has sex with armada-Twix_182

 
Up until recently you needed a firearms license to use a semi-auto paintballgun in Australia. That's why they have some siiiick pump player :P

 
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