Had a gun pulled on me

jonny.brom

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so today i was cruising around with a budy and my bro ding dong ditching late on a Saturday night. we pull up to this one house and decide to hit it. i jump out take a piss on his bushes, then run over ring his doorbell dang near 8 times bolted across his porch, heart pounding jump a juniper bush bolt over and sit in the car, we wait 20 seconds this dude comes out looks around, goes back inside, we wait a second then here he comes pokes his head out the door,looks around, scopes out the area, confirms no immediate danger. still not quite sure about those dang teenagers, this dude pants up to belly, shorts, and shirt most likely tucked into underwear once more pokes out his head, were busting balls laughing across the street a few houses down. he goes downstairs turns on some basement lights, and comes back out with a 12 gauge and a flash light on the side. he shines it at us, we duck, then he starts running at us. im in the front seat yelling go,go,go,go! my bro takes off rips of burns out in a suzuki swift tearing down the road running from Mr. Rodgers.....scariest sh!t of my life.
 
Well I bet his tactic was effective. You're never going to fuck with that guy or his house ever again.
 
Yup, because everyone who owns a gun for self defense must be some crazy redneck out in Yokelville. Shut up.

Also, that Gran Torino pic is spot on.
 
The funniest part is that your getaway vehicle was a Suzuki swift, you have to be retarded to own one of those or know someone that does
 
You're a fucking asshole, there's a reason people hate teenagers so much and it's because of people like you. Peeing on someone's bushes? What the fuck is worng with you?
 
I would have done the same thing. Maybe giving you a warning shot up into the air, just to make sure you got my drift. The muzzle flash of a shotgun at nighttime can be a pretty powerful message!
Stop being a bunch o dbags, go get some cheap vodka and chug it in your bffs basement.
 
im gonna have to argue this one, because i like to spend my tuesday nights of high school hanging out with a few friends and a twelve pack...sans douchebag dong ditching
 
Your an idiot and OP don't be a douche a bunch of kids egged a bunch of house on my street and they got my car. Took so long to get off.
 
same thing happened to me in high school, guy had a massive front yard and there was one jeep in the street we hid behind, no bushes or anything. we we ran he didn't fire thank funny
 
To everyone pretending like he deserved it. Like no one else has ding dong ditched before? You wake someone up by ringing their doorbell and you deserve to be shot? NS pisses me off sometimes.
 
I did this back in grade 9 or so. One of my buddies rang the doorbell of some house started running and slipped on the grass at the end of the driveway. He was screaming when he fell and smashed his face into the curb. So he basically curb stomped himself and knocked out his front tooth. Teenagers deserve everything that is coming to them....
 
had that happen at 12 or so cept we didn't have a car but the guy fucking chased us with his 12 gauge
 
In college I had a guy pull a 45 auto on me and some friends. No way we were running. Probably would have shot one of us in the back. We were walking back to our dorm from the liquor store. Went to buy beer but forgot it was Sunday. It probably would have helped our cause if we had a twelve pack with us.

We stopped to piss on a hedge. We zip up, turn around and there is a guy standing there about 20 feet away. He asked us what the hell we were doing. We told him we were students and gave him the name of our dorm. He said "bullshit, you guys are casing out the neighborhood". At that point he chambered a round in the 45 and pointed it at us. It was a damn good thing we had just pissed or we would have definitely needed to change clothes.

The guy came across as someone with post traumatic stress disorder. I don't know why he didn't shoot one of us, but we are really lucky he didn't.
 
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