Cliff Notes: I hate black people (just kidding)
I remember at my school, there was a retarded lunch table of black kids who made these idiotic 'tribal drum circles' only instead of actually using drums or tribal rythms they just slapped their hands or books or drum sticks on the lunch table. It was so fcking annoying. But, they complained to the school when the lunch ladies made them quit it, because it was 'their heritage', so they were whenceforth permitted to slam the tables all day long while we were trying to eat and hold a conversation. Yeah, because banging out the hook to 'Cop Killa' on a lunch table is something you see going on in Africa ALL THE TIME.
Anyway, my friends and I had the entire school network owned top to bottom, and it was seen as 'completely impenetrable' by the sysadmin. They didnt allow you to bring in laptops for that reason, but didn't think twice when I brought in my old 1989 Macintosh SE/30 for a 'science project'. Well, the mac had NetBSD and all my evil tricks on board, and a 10BaseT network card. Within 15 seconds I had the plaintext passwords to every major network service, and set up a cron job to dump packets to my machine back home. The mac sat in the closet of the physics room for a month mapping the entire school district, and at the end of the month, I harvested all the data.
That friday, EVERY kid from the table (about 30) magically appeared on the suspension list for causing a 'violent disturbance.' Because they were loud, stupid, and an ethnic minority, nobody questioned the mark on their record, and they were all expelled for violating a suspension. I graduated in 2003 with a 4.0, perfect attendance record (despite my 90 days of actual absense), and all AP classes (that I never attended). I was never caught. For the senior prank, we submitted an amber alert on the school's behalf for the valedictorian of the senior class[bitch] on the day of graduation. The cops 'found' her about 3 hours before the commencement ceremony, and took her in to file the report. She never crossed the podium.