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B.bowzz

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Date Sent: Oct 26 2009 07:40:27 - (read)

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oumarcynthia@yahoo.com

Hello

I

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interested to be a friend first.i also believe that coming to you will

be a probability of meeting that very love that has been lacking in my

entire life. please i will like you to contact me direct to my e-mail

address,

(oumarcynthia@yahoo.com) i dont know the posebility of

remaing in forum for long time,i will give you a full introduction of

my self with my pictures ok. i will be waiting for your mail to my

e-mail adsdress

(oumarcynthia@yahoo.com) as you know

there is no age,race,colour n religion barrier when it comes to true love,

cares cynthia.

................wtf
 
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this thread is now about ideas for m christmas video in video production class, and it cant be skiing GO

(please)
 
santa is really just a character created because of an acid trip that some crazy guy took in the 1950's and thought he could make millions about it.
yeah make that into a movie
 
Tomorrow i have video production class. I am great at the filming and editing but awful at finding ideas. For this assignment we need to make a video somehow involving Christmas.(or the olympics) Hopefully i could get some creative ideas for NS.
 
a man dressed as santa (not the real santa of course) killed an athlete who influences the olympics so the cia enlists the real santa to track down the culprit and create a training montage and make him into a cyborg who can compete better than the dead athlete. after the games, santa will kill the murderer and the world will be back to normal
 
santa walks in on mrs.claus and a lady elf going at it in the shower. santa decides to shoot a lesbian porno and puts a copy in everyones stocking for christmas
 
just the people who are 18 and older though, because people who are under 18 shouldn't be allowed to enter the sites my daddy goes to when he thinks nobody is watching
 
regardless of how your santa movie ends it should end like this
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also new plotsanta (played by chevy chase) begins and enormous drug cartel in Western honduras where he employes short mexicans to do his work for terrible pay, every year he brings coke to addicts on Christmas in addition to presents to children, everything is working perfect until the only good cop in honduras (wilder valderama) is suspicious santa, and with his trusty partner (carlos mencia) they stop santa. That girl from american pie, you know the red head, will play mrs clause, and the love interest for the detective will be played by jerry springer, the detective is a gay honduras man
 
start with santa flying down and landing on the street with his sleigh. and not realizing that he landed in a construction zone and Cal Trans is really mad. Mainly one man who put alot of effort into fixing the road. but he is really small and has a kinda funny vioce so santa cant take him seriously. The short man wadles over to santa and looks at him with a mad look on his face. The short man then attempts to get into an argument with santa but every time he talks he cant get more than 4 or 5 words out becuase santa start to luagh REALLY loud. like almost too loud. and the short man gets angrier and angrier. then have that happen a few times then end it with santa interupting him agian and saying something like "ohhh ohhh ohhhh you small child... its nuaghty to yell at grown ups!! ohh ho ho but do not worry child (switch to wisper, and move close to the mans face) i wont move you to the naughty list ;) BAM! great movie for class
 
haha sick thanks guys for all the ideas so far... parts of these will go into my video but some parts are not very "appropriate" for class. thanks
 
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