Ha I ate my sock

4549149:babujib said:
yeah my friend did that twice for free, what happened was he was pretty ripped and so got cotton mouth but too lazy to get up so just chugged it down, then we went to fill it, rippd it a couple times more then he did it again haha shits fucked up
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i think you need new friends
 
I was once super drunk with a few friends and my girlfriend. There was this moth flying around the room and someone said "dude, you should eat it." then for some weird reason my GF was like "omg, ya do it...dont be a pussy." Sooooo i ate a moth. It was the most horrible and disgusting thing I've ever tasted. Fuck i gag thinking about it.
 
This is kind of an asshole post bc some kid might read this thread and try it and choke to death. Unless a sock is like one of those stocking thin no show joints theres no way you could swallow a sock, even if you soacked it in olive oil or somdthing.

what a fucking autistic larp
 
I saw this thread and immediately thought this is who I'd want landing on the moon someday. LJ, if you ever make it there, please bring some skis, it would be way cool.
 
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