Ha I ate my sock

[niels.]

a kid at my school ate a croc

 

[aja_kiki]

haha oh god...thats pretty awesome haha

 

[mfz]

last year during a biologie lab i ate a beef crystalline lens for 10$

 

[BFFset.]

so now you're sitting there with a torn up asshole happy that you got forty bucks?

 

[skiierman]

Actually his asshole is quite fine.

 

[BFFset.]

he said it was bleeding

 

[*DwC*]

just what i was thinking

 

[AptosFreeskier]

What did you spend the 40$ on?

 

[BFFset.]

a band aid for his anus

 

[skiierman]

So? You bleed with hemorrhoids don't you?

 

[tequila]

I ate a millipede once - but I was about 3 so I didn't know any better.

Threw it up in the bath that evening apparently...

 

[DYFI]

My friend eats paper for money. eh thats not bad at all but still enjoyable to watch him eat entire sheets.

 

[ski@work]

A long time ago I snorted a whole bag of Cherry Fun-dip for a Two Dollar bill. Or maybe it was through a two dollar bill... all I know is that I felt kinda hyper and had a pink two dollar bill in the morning.

 

[zzyzx]

at least those are supposedly edible

 

[mski]

LJ the children of NS are very easily pressured by there peers! You be careful what you say on here or we'll be hearing from the mothers of america with little jibbers that have bad bowel movemnts because a pro skier did it!

 

[skiierman]

And don't drink beer before liquor.

 

[treesmann]

my friends eats it for free, but he doesnt do more than post-it note size in one sitting

 

[ijibgoremtn]

liquor before beer you're in the clear

 

[Kretzschmar]

hahaha

 

[roddy116]

solid bump is solid

 

[SwagasaurusRex]

This is remarkable!

 

[B.Aussie]

hahaha amazing.

 

[Lemuel]

I am also in the guilty dog food eating crowd. I only ate one piece, it was nast. #Yolo

 

[Lemuel]

beer before liquor, you're still in the clear

 

[*TURBONERD*]

Peter you drunkard, that doesn't even rhyme.

 

[SamMcChesney]

A kid at my elementary school ate a glue stick for $10...

 

[freestyler540]

thats amazing

 

[Orrin]

I foresee the new NS craze...sock eating.

 

[bo0b]

This is a weird post.

 

[SSteezle]

after drinking last night, reading through this thread made me come really close to just vomiting everywhere

 

[.frenchy]

This is so epic, good bump m8.

 

[Heart]

I ate a live minnow once. Was not bad at all. I'm assuming it didn't find my stomach too hospitable because I couldn't even feel it swimming around.

 

[Brule.]

My brother once ate a piece of a cardboard pizza box. He was fine after.

 

[seabs]

LJ for skier of the year

 

[Backyard.Skier]

epic bump

 

[NEIL-YOUNG]

so coming out was it apink sock?

 

[snowdon]

Hahaha solid bump.

So which was worse, the sock or the habanero pepper?

 

[CheddarJack]

as am I. It was a dog treat though.. dunno if that still counts, but it was indeed "nast". My friend ate them all the time. He somehow liked them.

 

[BigScaryLarry]

Who????

 

[yung_stone]

I smoked a fat bumblebee out of my old foot long steamroller bowl for a 20 bag

 

[Dingo69]

Haha

 

[Piste.Off]

#yolo

 

[Pigeon.]

My brother used to be a dealer. He used to give one kid free nicks if he drank bong water. kid did it all the time and he found it funny as fuck

 

[DizzyG]

Lol LJs threads are amazing. https://www.newschoolers.com/ns/forums/readthread/thread_id/142710/

 

[Huck_Norris]

I bet he pulls mad pussy

 

[Lemuel]

This reminds me, last year my mom bought these dog treats that looked like oreos. My dad ended up eating a few of them before he found out. We weren't even aware until we saw him opening them up and taking one. Laughed so hard.

 

[ModMommy]

LJ has the best threads.

 

[Deforestation]

bump

 

[Slush]

bump

Solid bump.

I wouldn't eat Andy Perry's cheese socks for 80$

 

[Slush]

Solid bump.

I wouldn't eat Andy Perry's cheese socks for 80$

Actually.... Cheese socks... Hmmm

might not be all that bad