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switch-it-up

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ok well you're all going to read this anywayss but whatever. have you ever overshot a jump and your nitss slap againsst your leg? its by far one fo the worsst feelings ever. it hurts so badly. i was wondering if this has ever happened to anyone else?
 
did you seriously just call your balls nitss? or do you have an extra body part that isn't normal
 
no, this has never happened to anyone else because we don't have "nitss" or even know what they might be
 
hahahahahahaha, i was a bout to say....

but to answer the question, no, which is wierd considering i have very large testes ;P
 
how many guys out their won't admit to having there rossi/Look turntable rear binding give them A "Core Shot"

really hurts.. when it happens
 
yeah dude i was doing a switch 3 one time and it just went to crazy man haha i wound up off axis and slammed down sanwiching my nutsack between my thighs, hurt real bad, but i wouldnt call my nuts "nitts" but w/e man haha
 
the one time it happened to me was enough to make me want to make sure it never happens again.

as for nut slapping, I usually wear boxer-briefs to the hill so it won't happen on the hill, but one time sliding my backyard rail, I fell and got it really bad. The worst part about it is no one really knows what happened since you don't actually hit your testes.
 
heres my opinion. im usually cold when i ski... which is pretty reasonable i think... but when your cold your "nitt" suck, you know, contracts. therefore my nitts arent to vulnerable to "slapping."
 
do u check ur nitts regulerly are they overly swollen and blue........im jokin bro...it was a good laugh well to me....
 
I have been almost probed by my Rossis several times (it doesnt help that I have them on all my skis), and the nutsack issue is way worse when you a. rack yourself or b.get twanged by a tree or tree branch or c. your friend finds it comical to nail you between the legs with his ski pole. Ouch.
 
I accidentally tapped my nitts today when i kinda sat back on a 180 and hit the heel piece, it was unpleasant to say the least
 
Yeah, you land on like a knuckle or super flat/hard landing and it just mildly sacks you. It sucks. I think it's cause when ur falling, they're like accelerating downwards, so the sudden stop gives them a little bit of a shock haha.
 
oh shit, that happened to me all the time. only reason i dont ride look and rossi bindings. i stick to the 4frnt's now because they elminate the chance of painful gootch shots.
 
yea switch double cork 14 over grizzly gulch (as in the whole thing) and i cased the landing, probably because i had just smoked 10 POUNDS OF KUSH!!!!!!!!! and i pulled myself into it with my snowmobile.
 
the key to this lock is to wear skinny clothes up next to your body. it's just like why you don't wear boxer shorts when you play soccer. you have to give your junk some support. rock tighty whities or some tight long johns under your xxl saga gear next time you go out.
 
In all honesty I have had this happen to me once or twice. Over shot the last jump at snow last year and just kept going right to the base lodge haha. Had to sit out for 15-20 while the headache I had went away.

I recomend boxer briefs, as lame as they sound, if your having this problem alot. I wear them everytime I ski now, keeps things down there under control.

Hope that helps
 
one time i was riding up the lift with my bf who i think had just had the happen to him. I had no idea what was going on i just remember him being like 'ouchhhhhh my left nutttttt!!' and i was like '...you didnt even hit anything?!' hahah i was quite confused.
 
whats deadly is when you've got the bottles on your bindings like the big cylinder like the Look and Scratch and you land backwards on your skis so your bindings hit your balls....trust me it hurts a lot
 
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