Guys lookin in car

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VKarma185

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yea so i went to the store to get my mom some tylenol cause she had a killer headache. i get home and she tells me that some guys were lookin in her car so she goes out to see what they want.

The one guy says that he was just checkin himself out in the mirror, then he tells her that they're from OSU(Oregon State) selling magazine subscriptions. the problem is he didn't have any subscription forms.

Then he tried to get my mom to give him money as a donation.

I swear if i see them i will go outside with my 12" mag lite and reak some havoc

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haha nah, i live in Southern Oregon, and yes you should still feel sorry for me

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at least there is killer skiing there

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f you do the sickest switch cork ever people will still say why dont you have bigger pants" - Fr2planker
 
haha, mag lites are the shit, my buddy caught a bunch of kids trespassing and when he said you guys need to leave, one of the kids said "what are you gonna do about it" i guess he didnt see the mag lite my friend had but he got a nice old blow to the face... hes probably still fucked up from it

I'll nosepress your funbox if you lipslide my handrail
 
most likely black people, theyre always selling magazines, and yeah watch out in the next few nights, lock your house and car theyre gonna break in

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set up a sniper in your window and when they come back shoot at thier feet, blow a chunk out of your driveway or something, i doubt they would come back.

-kulpy-

gangsta raps lyrics are all the same, Someone gets shot, someones frontin, someones a wangsta, someones benchpressin, someones makin fried chicken, and the beans dont burn on the grill. You can see that shit in kentucky. Fuck the bronx, deep south bitches-scientist
 
he probably wanted to bang your mom. the magazine pick up line works on most milfs, so i guess your mom must have some experience.

 
ahahah thats great...jsut get your mom out there in a lil bikini washing the car next time

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king without getting too serious.

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Think police flashlight.

Basically steel flashlights that are damn heavy and if used right you can just whip 'em forward and give somebody a hard crack to the head/chest with it.

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"Dude, they're totally into you, they just don't know it yet..." - PhattTim

"i went into last night with a 30 pack of coors light and came out with a golf club, 2 1/2 lawn darts and a friend that fell out of a car going 35mph." - asac

" just rub man, That's all there is to it. If you don't think you're doin it right, rub harder." - xtakewarninx
 
Actually, they're the most heavy-duty flashlights one can buy. They're made of solid metal, and they're a little bit phallic.

 
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haha

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Naw just bust out all the windows in your car so they can't look at themselves in the mirrors and they'll have to leave.

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Oh man..I have a MAG-LITE..it was my grandmas, but she died, so I inheritted it. Very cool.

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dude you from italy? i met some people from alba today i dunno if that's aroudn you?

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a fucking flashlight? grab your 34inch louisville slugger and beat them senseless.

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