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hilikuus

hilikuus

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ok, first off you guys dont get PMS...second off you dont wear tampons and third off you dont get shit for fucking people...you dont get labeled

whats up with that?

i think its wack

 
WE don't have to deliver babies either..

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-Dave O'Neill

Representing the famed terrain of Ohio and New York
 
if you hate being a girl so much you can always get a sex change

A good friend will always bail you out of jail, but a best friend will be sitting right next to you saying that was fucking awesome.

In pennsylvanis it is illegal to perform oral sex.

But I ask, if i think not, am I not? I think not. Dont you think?

 
your right on one thing though, we don't get shit for fucking people, bitches are makin' back off my wang. damn!!

Have you ever been hit by a Uhaul?
 
if you hate being a girl so much you can always get a sex change

A good friend will always bail you out of jail, but a best friend will be sitting right next to you saying that was fucking awesome.

In pennsylvanis it is illegal to perform oral sex.

But I ask, if i think not, am I not? I think not. Dont you think?

 
guys dont have to suck on dicks either, girls have to swallow, HAHA, also id like to say that if you get screwed and have a kid, the father doesnt have to take care of him he can just go away

Member of the, 'lets help Sam loose some weight so he can possibly get a girl Club'

 
Haveing a Junk isnt all its cracked up to be, and the Clit is like 100 times more sesative then the wanker.

'My arm hurts, I think I had a Stroke'

-Some girl in my school

'At least my boy friend didnt finger my ass hole with strawberry shampoo'

- Words siad durring a Bitch fight

'Bagger my ass, its probley just Mill House'

- Homer Simpson

Sluty girl: 'Im so bad that i run with gangs'

Cartman: 'Yea well, I run with Ten Gangs..'

-South park episode
 
guys orgasm for half as long, and we have to deal with an unconfortable cock in our pants all day long

'progression is everything' - jay levinthal
 
oh yeah and those random bonners in middle school, i hated that

'progression is everything' - jay levinthal
 
yeah, well, does your clit automatically become HUGE in math class? like right at the end? no, i didnt think so. fuckin boners.

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Sam 'BeefyTits' Caylor

Poniverus

Im Such a CockTease
 
randomboners in middle school? Mine havent gone away, I get like 20 boners a day, and love everyone of em'

Have you ever been hit by a Uhaul?
 
yeah girls can get horny anywhere and not ahve to worry about it. girls side of sex is better too.

but i admit we got it easy and i love it

-jason-

freedom, tolerance, love and peace
 
Girls have the 'Power of the Vag' they can get as much play as they want, whenever they want. Guys usually dont have that luxury.

VIVA LA FRONTFLIP!
 
yeah man, i thank my lucky stars that im a white man, not because im racist or sexist but because i dont have to deal with other people being racst or sexist

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Dan Maguire

Yankees Suck

'...all fled before his face. All save one. There waiting, silent and still in the space before the gate, sat Gandalf upon Shadowfax.'

'It's not the eastern shore that worries me. A shadow and a threat has been growing in my mind. Something draws near, I can feel it.'

How many snowboarders does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

10, 1 to do it, and 9 to say 'I can do that.'

'Dude, we're sick. He's pretty sick, but his muscles aren't as big as mine, so you know.'-CR Johnson
 
whatever it sucks being male middle class and white, just listen up to my man Ben Folds he'll tell u all about it.

Have you ever been hit by a Uhaul?
 
yeah, im on the lower end of the middle class white male.

and jordan, im not in fuckin middle school, im a god damn junior in high school, that means i graduate next year damnit

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Sam 'BeefyTits' Caylor

Poniverus

Im Such a CockTease
 
I loved picking of guys with random boners in middle school. Most of the other girls would get embarassed, and I loved making everyone feel even more uncomfortable by annoucing things. Heh. Although, I can remember this one time in science class in the 7th grade; my boyfriend sat across the room but facing me and he got a boner and I noticed and even though we rarely even kissed I couldn't help but stare and try to determine his size. Afterwards I felt like a freak and broke up with him. We got back together, and by the end of middle school I gave him my first handjob.

But yeah, girls have it rough. I totally wish I had a dick. I love dicks, they are so fascinating.

-Lauren

The Official 'Sweet Ass Bitch' of The NDSC

The Official Queen Marzipan of NS/Stongbadia.

'well, i dunno about skibrdingbitch, but the only girls i know that dont go for looks are blind'

-petek

 
Oh Sam! What are we going to do with you?!

-Lauren

The Official 'Sweet Ass Bitch' of The NDSC

The Official Queen Marzipan of NS/Stongbadia.

'well, i dunno about skibrdingbitch, but the only girls i know that dont go for looks are blind'

-petek

 
Is 8 inchs big?

'My arm hurts, I think I had a Stroke'

-Some girl in my school

'At least my boy friend didnt finger my ass hole with strawberry shampoo'

- Words siad durring a Bitch fight

'Bagger my ass, its probley just Mill House'

- Homer Simpson

Sluty girl: 'Im so bad that i run with gangs'

Cartman: 'Yea well, I run with Ten Gangs..'

-South park episode
 
I like being a chick most of the time... I don't really get PMS at all. Yeah, there's that little inconvenient time of every month, but I can skip it with my BC if I want to. And about giving birth... There's always adoption. There is one thing I hate, and that's the chicks who act like complete airhead bimboish dumbasses and give us a bad name. GRRRRRRR. I also hate how guys think I can't keep up, but then that makes it more fun to prove them wrong. :)

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Sex is like math:

You plus me

Minus the clothes

Divide the legs

And hope we don't multiply

Cheers to skier chicks!

We may be few and far between, but we're definitely out there!
 
^ Bingo! Fuck women! Upward with the men!

Although skier chicks are an exception, we're (especially me) way cool.

-Lauren

The Official 'Sweet Ass Bitch' of The NDSC

The Official Queen Marzipan of NS/Stongbadia.

'well, i dunno about skibrdingbitch, but the only girls i know that dont go for looks are blind'

-petek

 
I heard girls are half lesbian, so thats cool

'My arm hurts, I think I had a Stroke'

-Some girl in my school

'At least my boy friend didnt finger my ass hole with strawberry shampoo'

- Words siad durring a Bitch fight

'Bagger my ass, its probley just Mill House'

- Homer Simpson

Sluty girl: 'Im so bad that i run with gangs'

Cartman: 'Yea well, I run with Ten Gangs..'

-South park episode
 
plus most guys don't bitch about being guys, but gurls like to bitch. Except the guys that get sex changes, they bitch. Girls have boobs though and thats sweet. But i bet they get in your face when you run. thats sweet.

I got nothin.
 
haha

'My arm hurts, I think I had a Stroke'

-Some girl in my school

'At least my boy friend didnt finger my ass hole with strawberry shampoo'

- Words siad durring a Bitch fight

'Bagger my ass, its probley just Mill House'

- Homer Simpson

Sluty girl: 'Im so bad that i run with gangs'

Cartman: 'Yea well, I run with Ten Gangs..'

-South park episode
 
whoa i didn't read that one before mine but that really makes sense that girls are half lesbian. I understand... wiat is that a fact though? or a theory?

I got nothin.
 
i can keep up with you jordan

Montana fucking rocks and anyone that call montanans rednecks should die

im out

love and peace
 
o for real, but u can't last as long as me. seriously it sucks, I need to be going for like a half hour at least to force it out. and if I hold back I can go forever.

Have you ever been hit by a Uhaul?
 
and for the shy guys they have to ask girls out and stuff. If a girl doesnt get asked to a dance she knows its because shes ugly or annoying but if a guy doesnt have a date its because he didnt ask anyone which sucks. And girls can have sex whenever they want.

FARP Trailer

'Simply put, the greatest trailer ever'- Resnick13

FARP Forum

www.FARP.tk
 
yeah and weve got to worry about nutting rails too. im sure it still hurts when girl split rails though. my girlfriend is a gymnast and shes got scars from splitting the beam. also we get ballslap when landing any decent sized jump, especially if its a bit backseat and weve got look or rossi bindings, damn dildo bindings.

i think i think i like it like thata

*Official Martha Stewert of NS*
 
i know a bunch of girls on the basketball team who play cash or charge, where you make like your hand flat, as if you are gonna do a judo chop, this is only when they are pissed off or wrestlin and stuff, and they go CASH OR CHARGE and they they yell CHARGE and slide thier hand as hard as they can on each others cooches, so i bet a rail would be painful

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Oh yes, yes, i love crack, im absolutely cookoo for crack! -Stewie

Member of the 'lets help Sam loose some weight so he can possibly get a girl' Club.
 
YEAH IT HURTS! I did gymnastics forever, and it's so painful. BLAHHHHH. I remember when I got my first 26 inch bicycle. I jumped straight up from a twelve inch, so I wasn't used to it at all, but I had long legs and was tall (not much has changed, eh?), so we figured it would be all good. Well, I wasn't used to the hand brakes, so I tried pushing my foot back on the pedal to stop it, and when nothing happened and I almost crashed into my mailbox, I just jumped off and landed on the bar. DAMN it hurt. I was a major tomboy back then, though, so I just played it off all cool and shit. I sure learned from that.

~*~§~*~§~*~§~*~§~*~

Sex is like math:

You plus me

Minus the clothes

Divide the legs

And hope we don't multiply

Cheers to skier chicks!

We may be few and far between, but we're definitely out there!
 
let me rephrase what i meant to say

female longer duration of orgasm than men...but still women got it harder in general.they're emotional

(-.-) NUKED (-.-)

 
What the fuck?! Those are some messed up chicks

~*~§~*~§~*~§~*~§~*~

Sex is like math:

You plus me

Minus the clothes

Divide the legs

And hope we don't multiply

Cheers to skier chicks!

We may be few and far between, but we're definitely out there!
 
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