GUYS: fill in the blank

they arent guys

trust me, the '' things aren't actually there

'Know this now, you are only killing a man'-Che Guevaras last words

 
good one...

they have huge firm tits, and a nice big, but also firm ass.

LOOK AT WHERE HER FUCKING MOUTH IS-my favourite pun of all time

Proud member of the official NS Ogre team, and NS communist party and OTC

***NEWSCHOOL UNDERGROUND***-retired
 
and i know thats almost impossible.

LOOK AT WHERE HER FUCKING MOUTH IS-my favourite pun of all time

Proud member of the official NS Ogre team, and NS communist party and OTC

***NEWSCHOOL UNDERGROUND***-retired
 
they are rare. and it is a common ground to start with for most if not all guys on this site

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to be concluded... ahhhhhhhh, and I missed the trailer for revolutions!!
 
ive seen some nasty ski chicks

-Nick Iwanyhsyn

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Canada Represent

'Ski for yourself, do what you want and fuck everyone else'

'Hokey Pokey is one crazy song. When I was 5 in kindergarten I couldnt get those moves down. I think I was discouraged by my israeli background. They just laughed at me...'- mikee

 
they will wax and clean your skis... and your knob

hoked on foniks wurked fur me.kant u tel?

jigga say wha??

*OFFICIAL NS SQUID*

LISTEN TO GUNS N' ROSES
 
if they do what u love, they'll probably do u two!

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God is a concept by which we measure our pain - John Lennon

Listen to Bob Marley

Life is a waste of time and time is a waste of life. So get wasted all the time and have the time of your life!

 
they will understand if you dicth em for skiing

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Are you trying to be stupid?

If I am will it get me out of class earlier?

Long live SpongeBob SquarePants

 
and tiny skis do NOT make up for big ones.

proud owner of 'team ramrod', the best NS hockey pool team ever.
 
they are usually hot and good at like the thing i care about most. make em a red sox fan and a lotr fan, and ill be their slave

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Dan Maguire

Yankees Suck

'...all fled before his face. All save one. There waiting, silent

and still in the space before the gate, sat Gandalf upon Shadowfax.'

'It's not the eastern shore that worries me. A shadow and a threat has been growing in my mind. Something draws near, I can feel it.'

How many snowboarders does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

10, 1 to do it, and 9 to say 'I can do that.'

'Dude, we're sick. He's pretty sick, but his muscles aren't as big as mine, so you know.'-CR Johnson
 
hell yes red sox. have you seen anger management?

heather gramham in the red sox bikini, oh my god, i almost lost it.

Tragedy is when I cut my finger, comedy is when you walk into an open sewer and die
 
holy crap, must see that movie

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Dan Maguire

Yankees Suck

'...all fled before his face. All save one. There waiting, silent

and still in the space before the gate, sat Gandalf upon Shadowfax.'

'It's not the eastern shore that worries me. A shadow and a threat has been growing in my mind. Something draws near, I can feel it.'

How many snowboarders does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

10, 1 to do it, and 9 to say 'I can do that.'

'Dude, we're sick. He's pretty sick, but his muscles aren't as big as mine, so you know.'-CR Johnson
 
woo hoo red sox

Official NS Slut

(deemed this by the Offical NS Pimp)

PubLiC EneMy1023: isnt it past your bed time?

stowek2: family guy is on, good stuff

PubLiC EneMy1023: porn is on, good stuff

stowek2: haha
 
fuck you curse of the bambino. the red sox are awesome. once our bullpen gets better we'll rule all.

Tragedy is when I cut my finger, comedy is when you walk into an open sewer and die
 
fuck you curse of the bambino. the red sox are awesome. once our bullpen gets better we'll rule all.

Tragedy is when I cut my finger, comedy is when you walk into an open sewer and die
 
hey dont you wish you could take one teams offense and anothers pitching like if the dodgers had the red soxs players and there pitching staff.

 
dude that guy was right, the bullpen will get better but dude how much does it suck that sheas not on the team now, fuck the gm

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Dan Maguire

Yankees Suck

'...all fled before his face. All save one. There waiting, silent

and still in the space before the gate, sat Gandalf upon Shadowfax.'

'It's not the eastern shore that worries me. A shadow and a threat has been growing in my mind. Something draws near, I can feel it.'

How many snowboarders does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

10, 1 to do it, and 9 to say 'I can do that.'

'Dude, we're sick. He's pretty sick, but his muscles aren't as big as mine, so you know.'-CR Johnson
 
its not that big of a deal. we've got miller and mueller on the corners anyway, and the're better. shea was sweet the first half of last year, really sweet, but he finished the season batting like .280 or something.

but fuck, we shoulda picked up someone better than kim, fuck he blows.

Go suck a railroad spike, I haven't got any money
 
dude, no shea is so great, and yea kim sucks and his arms gonna fall off from pitching the way he does

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Dan Maguire

Yankees Suck

'...all fled before his face. All save one. There waiting, silent

and still in the space before the gate, sat Gandalf upon Shadowfax.'

'It's not the eastern shore that worries me. A shadow and a threat has been growing in my mind. Something draws near, I can feel it.'

How many snowboarders does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

10, 1 to do it, and 9 to say 'I can do that.'

'Dude, we're sick. He's pretty sick, but his muscles aren't as big as mine, so you know.'-CR Johnson
 
mueller is way better, hes only 4 years older, and hes alwayss been a great defensive 3rd basemen, plus fuck, hes hittin' .350 or something

Go suck a railroad spike, I haven't got any money
 
they dont get pissed if you piss in their mouth while taking a dump on their chest during sex

hash...weed...kif.... what funny names! is this 'weed' stuff tobacco? do you really smoke actual weeds from your garden? hash? do you mean 'half?'

*skierdudeguy*

chronic comes from a tree

it was put there for you to see

and was meant to be smoked by you

or me

if i had my little way

id smoke chronic everday

gettin high before i work

or play
 
uhh ok

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Dan Maguire

Yankees Suck

'...all fled before his face. All save one. There waiting, silent

and still in the space before the gate, sat Gandalf upon Shadowfax.'

'It's not the eastern shore that worries me. A shadow and a threat has been growing in my mind. Something draws near, I can feel it.'

How many snowboarders does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

10, 1 to do it, and 9 to say 'I can do that.'

'Dude, we're sick. He's pretty sick, but his muscles aren't as big as mine, so you know.'-CR Johnson
 
they have firm and perky breasts

President of the OTC!

Everybody, Lateralis drinks alcohol and smokes marijuana cigarettes. You're burned now, Lateralis! - halo

'ive been shavin since i was in 5th grade, yea the girls made fun of me then, but now they grovel at my feet just to pet me' - Alex aka Ds91260

**NEWSCHOOL UNDERGROUND**
 
they ski, and we ski...put 2 and 2 togeather...and u have the reason

Offical Member of the NS SHAGS

Urban Productions

*Bones Heal - Go Crazy*

Parents: So, what did u learn in school today?

Me: I learned how to make joints.

Parents: Oh...

(Ten Minutes Later)

Me: In Shop

Parents: **Still worried**

Before anything else, make sure you know that this rail is your little bitch, and that you'll nail it
 
how would you know about that k2skipimp?

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Are you trying to be stupid?

If I am will it get me out of class earlier?

Long live SpongeBob SquarePants

 
they take off their clothes

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Living people have a strong interest of promoting the idea that somehow life is sacred, you dont see abbot and costello runnin around talkin about this shit do ya? we're not hearin a whole lot from mussilini on the subject, Whats the latest from JFK??? NOT A GODDAMN THING, cuz JFK mussilini, and abbot and costello are fuckin dead.....they're fuckin dead! and dead people give less than a shit about the sanctity of life, only living people care about it, so the whole thing developes out of a bias point of view. -George Carlin
 
because they are sooooo down with sex, they're the ones doin the rapin'.

SUck My AnTeAtEr

The more you want something, the less likely it will happen.

stealin and dealin screamin semen like a demon

My going rate is 25$

LICK MORE MOOSE!!!!

GROW MORE TREES!!!!!!

 
some of these are funny

-Sara

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Member of the OTC!

Skiing is not for the simple minded, that's why they invented the snowboard.

skihood.com

 
because they can enjoy a shared passion and u can go for a trip to the hill and not have to stay on the beginner hill all day. because the yrip and aren't afraid to show it. because.

RES

Just say fuck it and huck it!
 
mr. cheese knows what hes talking about

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Dan Maguire

Yankees Suck

'...all fled before his face. All save one. There waiting, silent

and still in the space before the gate, sat Gandalf upon Shadowfax.'

'It's not the eastern shore that worries me. A shadow and a threat has been growing in my mind. Something draws near, I can feel it.'

How many snowboarders does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

10, 1 to do it, and 9 to say 'I can do that.'

'Dude, we're sick. He's pretty sick, but his muscles aren't as big as mine, so you know.'-CR Johnson
 
they're so hot because.. they're hot.. and.. they ski

Smoking pot leads to uhh... I forget.

What time is it... saturday?

50 nuts in your mothafuckin' mouth
 
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