Guys arrested for a facial?

PimpDaddySkier

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three guys at uconn college got arested for giving a chick a facial while she was sleeping haha i thought it was pure genius...
 
haha, this reminds me of the thread about the guys on the ski team getting back at the girls.
 
heres the full story:

STORRS -- An incident involving three men accused of masturbating over a sleeping University of Connecticut student is sparking calls to change the state's sexual assault laws.

The men, who are also students at the school, face disorderly conduct and public indecency charges. But they will not be charged with sexual assault because there was no physical contact with the female victim during the September incident, said Elizabeth Leaming, the assistant state's attorney prosecuting the case.

"It's a frustration that there is no ability to charge a sex offense for the kind of conduct alleged," Leaming said Thursday.

Two of the students, Jared Skvirsky, 20, of Brookline, Mass., and Martin V. Piscottano, 19, of Somers, are both seeking a form of probation that could leave them without criminal records. The third, Zak A. Brohinsky, 19, of Simsbury, is still in pretrial negotiations.

Chief State's Attorney Christopher Morano said Thursday he would pursue changes in the law, and state Rep. Michael Lawlor, D-East Haven, who is co-chairman of the judiciary committee, said he would consider them.

"There should be a crime that addresses the degradation of this young lady, and we need to come up with a statute to address this type of abhorrent behavior in the future," Morano said.

The incident occurred after the woman fell asleep in Skvirsky's dorm room on Sept. 24.

The young woman discovered what happened after she woke up. She filed charges three days later.

The school, citing privacy rules, would not say what other discipline the men faced, but said they are no longer enrolled at the university.

State victim advocate James Papillo said he's outraged that the charges are not more serious.

"It is demeaning and extremely embarrassing and every bit as violating as a sexual assault," Papillo said. "It ought to be treated as a sexual assault case, and the penalty ought to be harsh in a case like this. Disorderly just doesn't cut it. This is in a different league altogether."
 
thats super fucked up. Dude, when your that age your supposed to know better than to do shit liek that. PLus thats super demeaning and in my opinion that should have the same charge as rape because even though they didnt "touch her" there was still " contact" via skeet skeet skeet .. that rape, non consentual sex ACT same fuckign thing, throw them in jail.
 
haha 'she only found out about it when she woke up.....' i can only imagine how that must have felt. 'AHHHHH MY EYES!! IT BUURNS! MY HAIR IS STUCK TO MY FACE!!!'
 
not really. we put up with all their bitching and crying and for payback....we jizz on their faces without tellin them. seems fair to me.
 
the girl probably passed out drunk and most likely deserved it. girls that can't hold their liqour deserve pranks like that> I move to throw the case out and erect an monument for the three fine soldiers who taught that bitch a lesson.
 
chances are shew as a bitchy nerdy girl who did something to piss someone off and was disgusted by the triple entendre due to lack of experience...like that whore sugarnspice, bitch gargles every morning
 
What would they charge you with for shitting on someone while they were asleep? Kinda the same deal.

I dunno, if you had to choose, would you rather be creamed on, or shitted on? I'd probably take the shit. Although if I was a girl I'd probably take the jizz.
 
not really, unless you saw it as a sexual act... it has to be assault , assault with 2 million tiny soldiers ment to do one thing.. burrow!
 
So if the girl claimed that your shit turned her on, but you didnt have permission to shit on her, youd have to take it in the shitter daily from large inmates who want to share your bed. Shit
 
"The young woman discovered what happened after she woke up. "

ahahaha of course she discovered SHE GOT SKEETED ALL OVER HER FACE
 
I think there is something people are overlooking...3 dudes standing side by side mashing one out? hello? GAY! that is pretty wrong though, poor girl.
 
Wow, she probably deserved it for passing out with such fucked up dudes. Serously, any 3 guys that can comfortably stand 2 feet from each other and wank can't have normal personalitys.
 
I'm willing to guess they went in and did it one by one, unless it says otherwise in the article. But if I was gonna jiz on somone's face with my friends, that's what I'd do.
 
Yea, what ever happened to drawing a penis with a sharpie pen? the kids these days just keep on getting more and more hardcore.
 
^^ angry pirate is very similar to the houdini. anyway throwin a five roper over some girls face is fun as long as she is awake kiddies
 
that was like playing soggy cookie with a girl as the cookie. do you think the last one to go had to eat her instead of the cookie like usual?
 
Take some icing sugar and put a tiny bit of warm water in it, then pour it on someone's face or anywhere you want. But you're not guilty of anything! Genius!
 
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