guy that lives in my town decapitates himself

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DRISKEY

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so my friend just informed me that some guy that lives down the street from her fell out of a tree while trying to cut a branch down with a chainsaw and decapitated himself. for those who dont know what 'decapitate' means he cut his head completely off.... completely

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haha, what a loser. he died right, if he didnt hes going to realy soon.

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^ you're dumb

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That would fucking suck to watch..

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^^ Are you kidding, that'd be hilarious to watch... in a sick kind of way...

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i disagree. it would be hilarious if he fell out of the tree and hurt himself wicked bad. but it just sucks if you die. but i must say that getting your head chopped off is a pimp ass way of going out.

hello my name is driskey.
 
i dont believe it you better post a pic..haha joke

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wowo that guy 'HAD' some major talent

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wow**

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haha thats hilarious

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holy fuck..thats super shitty. and who the fuck asked if he died? idiot

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im native *beats a drum*

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and i'm the government. *beats native over the head with drum and kicks him off his land. serves you right motherfucking shitty drummer

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to wave it in the air in honor of his pagan gods

what the fuck do you think he was doing wit ha chainsaw in a tree.

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idiot, trees and chainsaws dont mix

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^ Yeah, the guy was just asking for his head to be cut off.

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ouch that happened to me once it sucked

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ouch cutting your head off with a chainsaw? that hurrts.

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arriving safely in a pretty and well preserved body, but rather to skid in broadside, thoroughly used up, totally worn out, and loudly

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ummmm can you say skieeelllllzzzz

ERRP

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my one friend was pushed into a pole and he riped his sack open on impact now we call him stitchie

ska is dead.... and you're next !
 
hey i heard abou that hapening somewhere about 4 months ago

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its seems kinda fuct

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Ya, doesnt sound like fun.

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i wonder how it would feel. of course if it cut from behind it would just severe your spine and you would be pretty much outta commission after that.

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^ i'm sure it wouldn't hurt cuz its so instant, unless it like slowly cut through his neck but still, freeski your a dumbass why the fuck would u say something like that

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that kinda sux for him.

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smoothe pimped-out playa from tha streets who knows how to get his.
 
^umm just kinda ?

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-Matt

my one friend was pushed into a pole and he riped his sack open on impact now we call him stitchie

ska is dead.... and you're next !
 
it would scare the shit out of the person that finds them

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Some of these peoples responses to this sounds like a slipknot song for god sakes.

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sounds painfull

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im sure he was ok, i mean im sure he didnt need his head that bad

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damn..post some pics..that would be crazy to see

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yah this totally reminds me on one of the darwin award where 2 guys were having a strong man compition by cutting off their own limbs with a chansaw the one guy thaught he had him beat by cutting off his leg, but the guy had to be the stupider man and was like 'oh yahhh!' zzzzzzzing off goes his head.

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haha stupid idiots...

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