harlemcracka
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So i'm in Cali for the summer, at an awesome party at this Malibu beach house last night. Drunk bitches everywhere. Dolphins and seals and shit visible in the moonlight all over the ocean from the porch. Mad kids of celebs everywhere. A few good ones are Tommy Chong's son Paris, Rod Stewarts daughter Kim, Roy Orbison's son Alex, Dickey Betts kid Duanne. oh and that guy who banged out paris hilton on the tape, something soloman was there, he is a tool. Anyway, i'm outside waiting for a friend and some drunk surfer meat head with a crew of 10 or so is talking shit to some skinney latino kidwith a crew of 4, they push each other around its gets broken up and the surfer kid won't stop trying to chase down the other kid. So the crew of 4 head back their car way too slowly and confidently for a crew that just got tossed from a party in front of a bunch of people, he gets in drives up to the meat head, rolls down the window and pulls this glock out and points it at this kid. Meat head surfer is sooooo drunk with liquid courage he goes, "fuck you pussy, you better do something before i knock you out," thats when i ducked behind a car and waited until i heard the engine rev up and car start pulling out. someone yelled, "he had a gun," and instead of scattering, the 20 people outside threw beer bottles at the car with most hitting it hard, on its way out. Turns out the kid is this rich bitch Malibu fuck who pulls the gun anytime he can, drives around with it in his car and shit. Definatly a product of taking the whole gangster thing way too seriously, and the situation was one second away from turning into something serious. Now i'm staying in tonight and watching movies.
"Do you have any idea what the street value of this mountain is?"
"Do you have any idea what the street value of this mountain is?"
