Guilty pleasures

As life progresses my guilty pleasures progress.

highschool - being "cool" by drinking, smoking cannabis and going to parties was my goal. I was such a fucking loser.

College - I studied hard and got good grades as a business major. I was proud of myself. I'd party on weekends. getting laid and dropping MDMA was my guilty pleasure. I was such a fucking loser.

Post college working in NYC - Cocaine turned me into sex driven monster and a fucking psycho... Loser

Post, Post college and being 30 years old - my guilty pleasure is drinking beers on weekends with the boys, the occasional sex session and shitposting on NS. I'm a fucking loser.

I hope by 40 my guilty pleasure is buying my wife flowers and mowing my lawn.
 
14278455:gorbdawggybrent said:
i am known to smoke the occasional parmesan cheese
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I've legit snorted crumbles of deoderant coming down from a coke binge that I thought were small coke rocks. Shits fucked.
 
I like that it's socially acceptable to start drinking at 730am before skiing. Nothing like getting a good buzz on in the morning before a day of fun. Only reason I ride with a pack at the resorts is to truck around my 12 pack.
 
14278464:guelah_papyrus said:
I like that it's socially acceptable to start drinking at 730am before skiing. Nothing like getting a good buzz on in the morning before a day of fun. Only reason I ride with a pack at the resorts is to truck around my 12 pack.
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Except when you roll into the gas station on the drive up looking for a couple of tall boys and they won't sell them to you because it's "too early"
 
14278464:guelah_papyrus said:
I like that it's socially acceptable to start drinking at 730am before skiing. Nothing like getting a good buzz on in the morning before a day of fun. Only reason I ride with a pack at the resorts is to truck around my 12 pack.
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Oh fuck yea m8. A tremendous guilty.
 
14278465:ReturnToMonkey said:
Except when you roll into the gas station on the drive up looking for a couple of tall boys and they won't sell them to you because it's "too early"
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Fuck this 8am bullshit. Always got a bunch of beers sitting in the car - with the temp where I'm at they always as cold as the rockies.
 
14278428:zues said:
As life progresses my guilty pleasures progress.

highschool - being "cool" by drinking, smoking cannabis and going to parties was my goal. I was such a fucking loser.

College - I studied hard and got good grades as a business major. I was proud of myself. I'd party on weekends. getting laid and dropping MDMA was my guilty pleasure. I was such a fucking loser.

Post college working in NYC - Cocaine turned me into sex driven monster and a fucking psycho... Loser

Post, Post college and being 30 years old - my guilty pleasure is drinking beers on weekends with the boys, the occasional sex session and shitposting on NS. I'm a fucking loser.

I hope by 40 my guilty pleasure is buying my wife flowers and mowing my lawn.
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i'll be your wife uwu
 
I wish eating this made me feel guilty.

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I'll be honest-- I really like Justin Beiber. I wanted to be all "I don't believe in guilty pleasures" but that's a lie. It's JB.
 
14278465:ReturnToMonkey said:
Except when you roll into the gas station on the drive up looking for a couple of tall boys and they won't sell them to you because it's "too early"
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my go-to 7/11 outside PC lets us buy stuff pretty early, but its usually met with tons of looks from people in there getting coffee like "you fuckin' greasy skiers"
 
14278945:DeebieSkeebies said:
my go-to 7/11 outside PC lets us buy stuff pretty early, but its usually met with tons of looks from people in there getting coffee like "you fuckin' greasy skiers"
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I'm learning so much about Utah alcohol rules in this thread.

There was a homeless guy drinking a tallboy modelo and playing slots in my Reno 7/11 at 6:30am this morning
 
14279109:BrandoComando said:
I'm learning so much about Utah alcohol rules in this thread.

There was a homeless guy drinking a tallboy modelo and playing slots in my Reno 7/11 at 6:30am this morning
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We've come pretty far in Utah in terms of alcohol laws, tbh. There used to be that era of the "Zion Curtain" and required "memberships"+ paid coverage fees to get into bars in Utah.
 
14279147:DeebieSkeebies said:
We've come pretty far in Utah in terms of alcohol laws, tbh. There used to be that era of the "Zion Curtain" and required "memberships"+ paid coverage fees to get into bars in Utah.
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Sounds like things have gotten a lot better!
 
Milfy always getting the ban hammer.

We have a club of us who consistently get banned lol.
 
14279179:zues said:
Milfy always getting the ban hammer.

We have a club of us who consistently get banned lol.
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Just like public arrest records, there should be public NS ban records. It would be interesting to see
 
14279186:ReturnToMonkey said:
Just like public arrest records, there should be public NS ban records. It would be interesting to see
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Yea I’m on those public arrest records as well. Lol
 
14279186:ReturnToMonkey said:
Just like public arrest records, there should be public NS ban records. It would be interesting to see
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You used to be able to input peoples usernames in the log-in tab and it would bring up a page that says this specific account was banned and for what reason. Not sure if you can do that anymore but worth a shot! lol
 
14279198:DeebieSkeebies said:
You used to be able to input peoples usernames in the log-in tab and it would bring up a page that says this specific account was banned and for what reason. Not sure if you can do that anymore but worth a shot! lol
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Oh my god i forgot about that
 
14279198:DeebieSkeebies said:
You used to be able to input peoples usernames in the log-in tab and it would bring up a page that says this specific account was banned and for what reason. Not sure if you can do that anymore but worth a shot! lol
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Guilty pleasures thread turned site discussion thread
 
14279198:DeebieSkeebies said:
You used to be able to input peoples usernames in the log-in tab and it would bring up a page that says this specific account was banned and for what reason. Not sure if you can do that anymore but worth a shot! lol
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Doesn't work anymore rip
 
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