Guidos.

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i want to walk up to one of them and try lighting their hair on fire...
looking at some of those pictures, i have to wonder- do those guys have any fucking clue how gay they look? seriously, the hair, the deep tan, hanging all over each other... looks like they all slurp penis.
 
i wonder if they look in the mirror and are like: "wow, i am so good looking, i hope everybody else can see how good looking i am" and everyone else says: "wtf..."

i would slap my boyfriend if he showed up like that.
 
ah guidos. dont they realize how retarded they look? i mean at some point the dog tags, dress shirts and hair gel has to stop doing it for you, right?
 
Guido, Also known as the chad in some cirlces.

A member of the male gender, a Chad is a person, typically named Chad,

who goes to bars to pick up chicks. He usually accomplishes this by

cockblocking other guys. A Chad can be identified by his appearance

which usually consists of the following: mesh trucker hat, frosted

hair, greasy spiked hair, polo shirt with the collar turned up, fake

tan, ringer t-shirt two sizes too small, pants two sizes too small,

wifebeater in public, and a light colored button-up shirt. Chad's also

have spent time in a fraternity, will dance by themselves to attract

attention, and typically drink light beer.

 
that is absolutely ridiculous!!! i might be moving to nyc at some point in the near future. am i going to see these types in the city or do they stick more to LI and NJ areas?
 
I hate anyone or anything that resembles a guido or chad. There's a few at my school and they are fully retarded.
 
they think they are so fucking tough. they just look like deusch bags. some kid's mom in my grade works at our high school, and they have their own tanning bed, and she is as orange as those freaks. looks like a pumpkin
 
i found this pic of Drew that ought to clear up exactly what a "guido" is for anyone who still can't figure it out...
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I hate them. i remember going on the subway in NYC for my first time and when we stoped for the first time who comes on, but a fucking huge group of 7 or 8 guidos. im just saying to myself" FUCKING GREAT NOW MY TRIP TO NYC IS RUINED, LIKE THE YANKS LOSS COULD NOT MAKE IT A BAD TRIP BUT THIS HAD TO GO AND HAPPEN.
 
lol

i love how they all have the same facial expression.

like, who do they think they are, derek zoolander?
 
I dont think the hair is that bad. but they are all the fucking same. I am German, and in Germany people gell their hair a lot more..........but ya they look like dweebs.
 
^ the hair is like the worse part, haha I'd be embarrassed to be seen near these people lol i love it how some girls in those pics are posing like that's right im with this secsy maan.
 
You see a lot of them in the Bay Ridge(Brooklyn) / Staten Island area.

I live in a non-guido part of brooklyn (thank god) but I go to school in Bay Ridge so I see them too much. And all the sweet 16s I've gone to have been in Staten Island and all the waiters are guidos and there are usually a group of like 10 guidos stading to the side of the room doing their fuckin dance which consists of a cross between the head raise as in "wassup" and a no all the time with the zoolander look.

One of the party's had guido dancers and one guy looked like he had just come out of a wind tunnel.
 
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=guido
classic. i love urban dictionary.
guido6832 up, 779 down A sad pathetic excuse for a male; not necessarily of Italian descent, but most likely; usually native to the New York/New Jersey Tri-State area.

WARDROBE: tight zipper shirts, tracksuits, designer jeans, fuzzy kangol hats, tiny hoop earrings, fake gold chains, and related Euro-trash garb and tacky cheese-wear.

NATURAL HABITAT: Known to frequent Tri-State area malls looking for club gear to waste their week's pay on (most likely spotted shopping at "Bang Bang" in Staten Island). During the day when not at their food delivery, telemarketting, or construction job, can be located at their local gym tanning or lifting weights. Can be found nightly at mainstream danceclubs they read about online (SF, Webster Hall, Etc.). Most notable for cruising the Jersey shore in an old car (Honda, Mustang, etc.) which has been tinted, painted and sports $1,000-$3,000 rims in a feeble attempt to look like new. Guido cars usually have a boomin' system through which cheesy music like freestyle, commercial club/trance and hip-hop (anything KTU plays) is loudly blasted.

GENETIC LINKS: Directly related to modern day urban-guidos, A.K.A. "wiggers," A.K.A. "wegros;" urban-guidos are white males who once exhibited the traits referenced above, but have now instead opted to keep it unreal, with wardrobes consisting of clothes from labels like FUBU and Rocawear which they bought on sale at Macy's. These individuals still listen to the same music and drive the same type of car as their predecessor; it is usually just their choice of attire and use of slang and poor speech skills that differentiate them from the classic guido. Most guidos are distrusting of non-whites despite the fact some of their attire and music can be traced to non-white origins.

PASSTIMES/RECREATIONAL ACTIVITIES: Guidos enjoy beating up a non-white or homosexual while assisted by a group of 5-10 guido friends backing them up; engaging in date rape; and displaying their lack of rhythm by dancing poorly in the middle of a club's dance floor while non-guidos look on in disbelief.If you know a Mike, Joe, Rob or Tony, he's probably a guido.
 
whats all that shit on their face's?? fake tan or something. well if it is its a rip off because they look like fucking pumpkins. look at the kid in the last pic. the one in the pink suit.
 
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