Guidos

HAHAHA, oops sorry i accidently pressed creae thread.

what i meant to say is:

They piss me off so much. I fucking hate them. They all look exactly the same and all act like fuking assholes.

your thoughts
 
your just pissed that they get way more pussy than you.... and also have way more fun.... ANDDDD could kick your ass

jersey fo lyfe 1337!
 
Unless you eiother are from the land of the Guidos aka NY/Jersey, or you are one yourself, then you probably hate them. They ARE the definition of deuchbagory.
 


GUIDOS

A

sad pathetic excuse for a male; not necessarily of Italian descent, but

most likely; usually native to the New York/New Jersey Tri-State area.

WARDROBE: tight zipper shirts, tracksuits, designer jeans, fuzzy kangol

hats, tiny hoop earrings, fake gold chains, and related Euro-trash garb

and tacky cheese-wear.

NATURAL HABITAT: Known to frequent Tri-State area malls looking for

club gear to waste their week's pay on (most likely spotted shopping at

"Bang Bang" in Staten Island). During the day when not at their food

delivery, telemarketting, or construction job, can be located at their

local gym tanning or lifting weights. Can be found nightly at

mainstream danceclubs they read about online (SF, Webster Hall, Etc.).

Most notable for cruising the Jersey shore in an old car (Honda,

Mustang, etc.) which has been tinted, painted and sports $1,000-$3,000

rims in a feeble attempt to look like new. Guido cars usually have a

boomin' system through which cheesy music like freestyle, commercial

club/trance and hip-hop (anything KTU plays) is loudly blasted.

GENETIC LINKS: Directly related to modern day urban-guidos, A.K.A.

"wiggers," A.K.A. "wegros;" urban-guidos are white males who once

exhibited the traits referenced above, but have now instead opted to

keep it unreal, with wardrobes consisting of clothes from labels like

FUBU and Rocawear which they bought on sale at Macy's. These

individuals still listen to the same music and drive the same type of

car as their predecessor; it is usually just their choice of attire and

use of slang and poor speech skills that differentiate them from the

classic guido. Most guidos are distrusting of non-whites despite the

fact some of their attire and music can be traced to non-white origins.

PASSTIMES/RECREATIONAL ACTIVITIES: Guidos enjoy beating up a non-white

or homosexual while assisted by a group of 5-10 guido friends backing

them up; engaging in date rape; and displaying their lack of rhythm by

dancing poorly in the middle of a club's dance floor while non-guidos

look on in disbelief.

If you know a Mike, Joe, Rob or Tony, he's probably a guido.

 
my guido friends are mad fucking funny and the most fun friends to hang out with sooooooooooo.....

have a good time jerking off friday night bro.
 
man you make me laugh. There is Guido, just being of the Italian decent. Then there is GUIDO, being a queer ass faggot. These are the guys in the pics.
 
GuidoOompa.jpg

 
But the thing is guidos dont get more pussy than i do, dont have a better time, and couldnt kick my ass unless its the super steroid jacked mother fucker pictured in the other thread.

FUCKIN SKANKS
 
hmm lets see, i live in jersey, go to the gym about 5-6 times a week, have been tanning a few times, i spike my hair, but i dont go clubbing or blast techno or shop at "bang bang" or whatever its called, i dont consider myself a guido at all.
 
hahahhahah i have a feeling like thats one of thier rooms cus on the left there are (looking to be) guy shirts. ahhahahahahhahahahha
 
im Italian and i spike my hair i dont tan or go to clubs that just gay but im not like those fucking gay fucks those guys are the definition of tool sheds
 
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