Guesses as to what Britney Spears is on

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Bob_Loblaw

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She looks like a heroin addict to me.

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A handjob's the man's job. Yo job's a blowjob.
 
she does look like shit, props to the poparazzi on that one

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i dont think this one is real

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holy trailer trash batman! courtney love returns.

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its not rape....its surprise sex. you wake up and SURPRISE you had sex with me haha - huckster989

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She is officialy not hot for me anymore now. Unless she poses nude, I don't give a fuck about anything she does.

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I just read the title of the post, and my guess will have to do to blow, they just dont give a shit, but she iisn't skinny as fuck so I still am not sure

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Her dress is uber low...

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Or do you mean to say: 'you're' gay?'-Tom Sorrell
 
definitely not. she looks cracked out. if she was on acid her eyes would be huge.

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A handjob's the man's job. Yo job's a blowjob.
 
you guys are all wrong. she just left my house after i rode her hard for 8 hours. i didn't let her take her skirt off the entire time, that is why it is all stretched and hangin off of her hips. notice the cigarette? same brand i smoke. coincidence? i think not. but we did smoke some reefer afterwards, she had to relax somehow.

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and what's that thing on her wrist that is holding her bag?! I think she's been CUTTING!!!!!

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actually, britney spears is completely fucked up. SHe has (excuse me, had) everything she wanted. Then, she became a dirrty slut (blame justin for that one) and started smoking ciggarettes and weed (blame her for that) and now she's no longer a little girl's idol, but just another slutty looking bitch that cant sing. If she keeps smoking, she wont even be that hot anymore, like on the top of every page in the hot girl thread.

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if she keeps smoking she wont be hot anymore? what does smoking have to do with her being hot?

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A handjob's the man's job. Yo job's a blowjob.
 
'Just sprikle some crack on her so we can get out of here........'

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smoking is theee biggest turn off ever, id never touch a girl if she smoked.

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shes a known coke head. lines off toilet seats in clubs. theres pictures.

i was going to go for a quad daffy but i was like, why huck? -mommy
 
you ever notice how every dead black man has crack sprinkled on him?

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You know the Nazis had pieces of flair that they made the Jews wear.

once back when i was a fetus i was aborted. it didn't hurt at all, but i was also high on life at the time. - thisangelicrage

its not rape....its surprise sex. you wake up and SURPRISE you had sex with me haha - huckster989

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she looks like herself... maybe she fired her clothing adviser!

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shes still fit: dont think its crack cocaine, eyes arent wide open: maybe not acid, her eyes are squinting into the bright bright sun: must be the chronic

crack kills, herb heals- Bob Marley
 
Probably coke and alcohol...hangover style..

Isn't she suppose to be in the november issue of playboy??

patj
 
i dunno bout that tattoo

id hope its fake otherwise she could start goin downhill

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if i had no hands, id have a tee shirt that said, 'ever been stump fucked?' - cj
 
brintey spears lost her hotness like a year ago... now im into hilary duff

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she is from the south and i bet she is trying to fit in

giggidy giggidy gig-I-dee

acholcol makes me its bitch

some christian kid today: 'Get drunk off jesus'
 
Spears blows, married twice in the last 2years. Fuck that, smoking bah.

I'm into Lohan, Duff and Simpson

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wow...just...wow. shes gone down the shithole eh?

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JC, TMC, S3p, WCJF

 
very well played banger. that was hilarious

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you've got to run like an antelope; out of control
 
ugliest person ever.....

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looks like she would give it away to the first person who asks her there

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you've got to run like an antelope; out of control
 
id still fuck her tho

'Did you know that average penis size is 6.4inches and that the average vaginal canal is 7.9inches? Therefore.... in this country alone, there is over 17,000 miles of unused virgin pussy' - Poolhall Junkies
 
hmmm she looks like a typical crack head, but crack is soooo NOT glam, so she probably just snorts a lot of coke. because that's glamorous and chic. actually i bet the bitch is doing any opiates she can get her filthy hands on. good for her.

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