Guess what mah fuckas

[Peach.]

Name it something messed up like B.E for baby eater (not bacon and eggs but I would do bacon and eggs because bacon and eggs is fuckin delicious)

 

[PicketFence]

princess python

 

[Dustin.]

Mittens

 

[spliff.Life]

hahahahahhahaaa

 

[whattheshit]

colonel slithers.

 

[buchanan.]

hahaha name it WESLEY SNIPES!!!

or just snipes, i think snipes would be a sick name for a snake!!!

 

[Nicholas.]

dude i liked snipes a lot good suggestions guys but it hit me earlier. his official name is CASTRO now and i have to dub him next time he can get out.

 

[SteezyOhio]

fuck that name it cracker or Oprah depending on its sexuality either one is really fun to say

 

[Style+eeze]

FTW!!!

 

[C.R.E.A.M]

id have to say

tom cruise

timmy walnuts (and then tim or walnuts for short)

pedro is pretty funny

muhammed

rope ??

bear ?

cupcake

easy e

dunno im just spitting stuff out

 

[orange.]

what if you got eaten???????

 

[Phantom]

POISONOUS!!!

so when people ask about it, just say, oh, its poisonous.

 

[freshlyDIPPED]

put it in your pants and have it hang out your zipper all the time
im talking of course about the snake

 

[Phantom]

ha ha ha ha ha ha

 

[Nicholas.]

yo its named castro guys read jeesh.