Guess what mah fuckas

[Nicholas.]

nick bought a 5 foot ball python.

name it.

 

[vincepru]

big black dick...

or dinosaurus flex

 

[Nicholas.]

wow and as i wrote that someone knocked on my door and gave a noise complaint. good god. name the snake.

 

[fappy]

im high as shit but this thread makes no sense

 

[VT_FLO]

call it kitty, so people think its a cat.

"want to go pet kitty?"

-"aw yeah"

-"OH THATS NOT A KITTY!!!"

 

[urbanjib]

kitty... or rainbow... or tinny... or 5bi9

 

[FapMasterFLEX]

titty sprinkles or bill

 

[yelsel]

Fluffy!

 

[michelle]

Captain Cuddles

 

[timmi]

i like this

also

killer

snake

fuck

george

 

[breckfreeskier]

Monty

 

[kzrstf]

Demetri Varkovish

Whargarhbllbll

Bongo-Bongo

Gayfag

 

[[MEGAMO]]

winston churchill

 

[Balto]

name him God Berry King of the Juice!

 

[gordie.]

ummmwater bottlechapstickhallsphonebatteryradioipod in radio
this has no relation to the fact that im sick and confined to my bed looking at the same things every fucking day

 

[spidey]

yeah name it george

 

[rontonsoop]

name it Leroy or kahh off jungle book

 

[Alex_G]

the schlongster

 

[k-rob]

Pharaoh

 

[gnustreetfool]

meatwad

 

[Arabian.]

Keith Olbermann

The Monolith

 

[samwise]

Reggie!

 

[Italian.Stallion]

Woah!

name it:

Spot, King, Joker, Scarface, Royal, Camo

 

[Dbouch]

Mistah Rogers

 

[0123456789]

name it ipod, or honda, so youre like wanna go check out my ipod, and then they see a snake!

 

[inactive]

mister peeps
peeps is for penis

 

[VT_scratch]

wow im surprised no one said this yet...

PICS OR IT DIDNT HAPPEN!

 

[Alex_G]

schlongasaurus rex

 

[DJSTEVEINNIAMIXX]

hanstris

harington

 

[C00N3Y]

name it pussy or JaMarcus
or Jib

 

[Peter.]

Ronald Richardson the Third

Sir James Wellsworth the Sixth

Knight Maximus

Maximus Prime

FUCKYEAHITSASNAKE

Constrict

Choke

Slam

 

[Aaaron.]

the best names are 4bi9 and kahh

you guys are geniusss

my friend has a 5 foot long ball python. named billee it's so baller.

 

[freezed]

George is as pretty good snake name.

 

[unchyll]

hahaha wow you guys who the fuck would name a pet 4bi9 what about cleatus or debrah

 

[Nicholas.]

YAHHHHH BITCH YAHHHH

 

[doritos]

Hahah, fucking awesome. Name it Willie Nelson.

 

[Dbouch]

Tim Walnutz

 

[Eric.S]

Just name it sex.

 

[Blurst]

name it doug or rick

 

[860Bluntz]

George Lucs

George Klooney (Ya I butchered the FUCK out of that)

Killa Cam

Mr Wiggles

Ghostface

Megatron

Optimus Prime

Cloverfield Monster

Ill get more later

 

[twin-tip-hero]

name it Mac so when people come over you tell them you have a BIG MAC in your room.

 

[BigJim]

Executioner!!

Ziggy

Tangle

or Pinky the Python!

 

[Dainsey]

i am diiigin kitty

or bill

bill is a good name

 

[riddsicle]

name it escobar. baddest muthafucka alive

 

[C.R.E.A.M]

titty sprinkles

ftw

 

[Calb3rt]

biggus dickus shane diesel nagini

 

[Italian.Stallion]

fraidy cat

 

[pussymoneyweed]

name it dick so when you go "wanna suck my huge dick?" and they reply yes and you wip it out saying "SUCK MY DICK AHAHAHA"

 

[14.]

Sicklifestyle.

Name it Barack

 

[BFFset.]

or pablo.
haha pablo the python.

 

[0123456789]

name it ralph, mad legit snake name.
or pyro the python
or something else