Guess the Movie Quote

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Freeskifro

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Boredom has taken over.... i shall start.

'Choose life. Choose a job. Choose a career. Choose a family.Choose a fucking big television. Choose washing machines, cars, compact disc players and electrical tin openers. . . Choose DIY and wondering who the fuck you are on a Sunday morning. Choose sitting on that couch watching mind-numbing, spirit-crushing game shows, stuffing junk food into your mouth. Choose rotting away at the end of it all, pishing your last in a miserable home, nothing more than an embarassment to the selfish, fucked up brats you spawned to replace yourself. Choose your future. Choose life. But why would I want to do a thing like that?'

Fritz

'Try everything once, except incest and folk dancing'- Sir Thomas Beecham

'What fun is it being cool if you can't wear a sombrero?' - Hobbes

'When you smoke herb it reveals you to yourself.'

Bob Marley

*-FRITZ-*
 
i dont know the movie, but i like the quote

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Unity through nationalism isn't unity- it's nazi.

Unity through shared pain and human struggle-that's unity.

 
'Hey, I guess they're right. Senior citizens, although slow and dangerous behind the wheel, can still serve a purpose.'

and if that doesn't give the movie away enough:

'Yea, I called her up. She gave me a bunch of crap about me not listening to her enough or something. I don't know I wasn't really paying attention.'

 
^dumb and dumber... yeah it was trainspotting

'Everyone gets everything he wants. I wanted a mission, and for my sins they gave me one. Brought it up to me like room service. It was a real choice mission, and when it was over, I'd never want another.'

Fritz

'Try everything once, except incest and folk dancing'- Sir Thomas Beecham

'What fun is it being cool if you can't wear a sombrero?' - Hobbes

'When you smoke herb it reveals you to yourself.'

Bob Marley

*-FRITZ-*
 
Old school

'I think I'm developing a bad habit, Ive done mushrooms at school 3 times this year' 'You idiot, were 4 days into it'
 
'Shut your fat ass Rayvie! I can't buy a pack of smokes without running into nine guys you fucked!'

or

'XXX: You know what they say: People in glass houses sink ships!

XXX: I got to buy you a proverb book or something, because this mix 'n' match shit's got to go.

XXX: What?

XXX: Well, a penny saved is worth two in the bush, right?

XXX: And don't cross the road if you can't get out of the kitchen.

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NS Special Education

Long is the way. And hard, that out of hell leadsup to light.
 
Girl 1: 'What are feces?'

Girl 2: 'Dead mice'

Girl 1: 'Awwwwww'

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What is the colour of a mirror?

'Fear is your only god' - Zach Dela Rocha

NS hockey pool champion: 2003

www.theeasyrider.com
 
what_a_wookie: boondock saints?

nine_milla: donnie darko

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'Grandma death is a total babe.'

-EastCoastPride
 
ya its baby mice

President of the OTC!

Everybody, Lateralis drinks alcohol and smokes marijuana cigarettes. You're burned now, Lateralis! - halo

'ive been shavin since i was in 5th grade, yea the girls made fun of me then, but now they grovel at my feet just to pet me' - Alex aka Ds91260

**NEWSCHOOL UNDERGROUND**
 
SoaCahToa is The Big Lebowski

'All i need are some tasty waves, a cool buzz and I'm fine'

Fritz

'Try everything once, except incest and folk dancing'- Sir Thomas Beecham

'What fun is it being cool if you can't wear a sombrero?' - Hobbes

'When you smoke herb it reveals you to yourself.'

Bob Marley

*-FRITZ-*
 
martock's is Fight Club. but i think that is actually rule 3. and skodeo's is Goldmember.

-The DR.-

Just chill and have an ice cold...
 
Oh shit, it was 'baby mice'. I'm sofa king we Todd Ed.

_______________________________

What is the colour of a mirror?

'Fear is your only god' - Zach Dela Rocha

NS hockey pool champion: 2003

www.theeasyrider.com
 
'SWEEEEEEEEEET!'

'DUUUUUUUUUUDE!'

'SWEEEEEEEEEET!'

'DUUUUUUUUUUDE!'

_______________________________

What is the colour of a mirror?

'Fear is your only god' - Zach Dela Rocha

NS hockey pool champion: 2003

www.theeasyrider.com
 
'Time for a liitl bit of the old Ultra V'

Fritz

'Try everything once, except incest and folk dancing'- Sir Thomas Beecham

'What fun is it being cool if you can't wear a sombrero?' - Hobbes

'When you smoke herb it reveals you to yourself.'

Bob Marley

*-FRITZ-*
 
how bout this:

'Shut the fuck up, Donnie.'

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Hummingbird style: 70 times in one second.

Does Crichton smoke? Does a bear shit in the woods? -Rex
 
big lebowski

how bout-

'You cannot pass! I am a servant of the secret fire, wielder of the flame of Anor. The dark fire will not avail you, flame of Udun. Go back to the Shadow. YOU SHALL NOT PASS!!!'

or

'Didnt do it....lawyer fucked me!'

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Dan Maguire

Yankees Suck

'...all fled before his face. All save one. There waiting, silent and still in the space before the gate, sat Gandalf upon Shadowfax.'

'It's not the eastern shore that worries me. A shadow and a threat has been growing in my mind. Something draws near, I can feel it.'

How many snowboarders does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

10, 1 to do it, and 9 to say 'I can do that.'

'Dude, we're sick. He's pretty sick, but his muscles aren't as big as mine, so you know.'-CR Johnson
 
hAHA i just watched two towers today,and it was pretty good considering i don't like the whole LOTR scene. so two towers.

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Hummingbird style: 70 times in one second.

Does Crichton smoke? Does a bear shit in the woods? -Rex
 
Ummm, Fellowship of the Ring actually.

_______________________________

What is the colour of a mirror?

'Fear is your only god' - Zach Dela Rocha

NS hockey pool champion: 2003

www.theeasyrider.com
 
actually mine was 'the transporter' but i could see the mistake

2 Inchers Club

www.kg-archives.com
 
ok...

'hows your faith today father??'

don't throw stones if you live in a glass house;

and if you got a glass jaw you better watch your mouth

 
what about 'didnt do it.....lawyer fucked me!'

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Dan Maguire

Yankees Suck

'...all fled before his face. All save one. There waiting, silent and still in the space before the gate, sat Gandalf upon Shadowfax.'

'It's not the eastern shore that worries me. A shadow and a threat has been growing in my mind. Something draws near, I can feel it.'

How many snowboarders does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

10, 1 to do it, and 9 to say 'I can do that.'

'Dude, we're sick. He's pretty sick, but his muscles aren't as big as mine, so you know.'-CR Johnson
 
'What does God want? Does God want goodness or the choice of goodness? Is a man who chooses the bad perhaps in some way better than a man who has the good imposed upon him? '

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Unity through nationalism isn't unity- it's nazi.

Unity through shared pain and human struggle-that's unity.

 
Krongos is Shawshank Redemption

howabout' 'shoot straight you bastards!'

Fritz

'Try everything once, except incest and folk dancing'- Sir Thomas Beecham

'What fun is it being cool if you can't wear a sombrero?' - Hobbes

'When you smoke herb it reveals you to yourself.'

Bob Marley

*-FRITZ-*
 
'i am serious and dont call me surely'

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Dan Maguire

Yankees Suck

'...all fled before his face. All save one. There waiting, silent and still in the space before the gate, sat Gandalf upon Shadowfax.'

'It's not the eastern shore that worries me. A shadow and a threat has been growing in my mind. Something draws near, I can feel it.'

How many snowboarders does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

10, 1 to do it, and 9 to say 'I can do that.'

'Dude, we're sick. He's pretty sick, but his muscles aren't as big as mine, so you know.'-CR Johnson
 
'Behtovehen!'

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fuck shit ass cunt

'ah memories...i remember whacking off to that show a few years back...right after howard stern' - alpentalik

 
Let me tell you something pendejo, you do something like pull your peice out on the lanes, I'll take it away from you, stick it up your ass and pull the trigger till it goes click.

I'm desperately trying to figure out why kamikaze pilots wore helmets.'

 
anyone who guesses this is automaticly my new best friend

'prepare ship for ludacris speed, but sir the ship cant handle it just do it...preparing ludacris speed.........sir weve gone plaid'

ill give ya a hint let the schwartz be with you

 
'You know the saying 'Today is the first day of the rest of your life'? Well, that is true of every day except the day you die.'

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Formerly NOFXpunkAF

KPP represent

i just bought the PEs and im stoked

 
'I'm the foot fuckin' masta', Got my technique down and everything. No ticklin' or nuthin.'

Fritz

'Try everything once, except incest and folk dancing'- Sir Thomas Beecham

'What fun is it being cool if you can't wear a sombrero?' - Hobbes

'When you smoke herb it reveals you to yourself.'

Bob Marley

*-FRITZ-*
 
Man 1: 'Where are your hands?'

Man 2: 'Resting between 2 pillows, why?'

Man 1: 'THOSE AREN'T PILLOWS!!!'

_______________________________

What is the colour of a mirror?

'Fear is your only god' - Zach Dela Rocha

NS hockey pool champion: 2003

www.theeasyrider.com
 
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