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Elusive..Tigers

Elusive..Tigers

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theres a place near where i live and its a 20ft stone wall we jump off into a river. its right next a trail for wallking. and some guy with a long black beard and long black hair was pushing a wheelchair around with the most realistic manican ever. from the waist down it looked completely real. but from waist up you could tell it was fake. it had long, i mean really long black thin arms and finger nails about 6inches long. a blonde wig the just rested on its head. and eyes that were really far set in its head. and this guy kept walking by and staring at us. my friend kept tel;ing me to call the cops. we went and started following him. and he kept turning around and looking at us cuz we were yelling shit. he had head phones on so he cpouldnt hear. so finally this kid i didnt know called the cops and talk to them for awhile. and told them they could find him at the end of the trail right before the road. the police didnt show up in time and the guy crossed the road so he was now on the other side of the trail. the police show up and he starts booking it. they chase after him and all of a sudden he stops and yells WHAT WHAT DO YOU WANT?

So the cop pulls his gun and is like calm down its all right. the guy says im just taking my wife for a walk bc her legs are broken. the cops like your wife? the guys says yeah we've been married 24 years. the cops like dont you know that your suposed to marry fleshy, real people. and the guys like shes my wife....

so the cop gets all his info. the guy told him his date of birth was 5/14/1820 and his name was sonen. so then the cops asks him why he keeps walking past the kids. and he says well my wife likes watching them. the cop told him that he needs to stay away from the kids bc people are getting scared. his reply is i can stay away but i cant keep her away she loves them to much....(keep in mind shes a manican) and the cops like alright just try and stay away. by this time theres like 4 cops there and there all like wtfwtf we need to watch this guy.

so the cop tells me to stay away from him if he comes here again and to call them. bc i guess 20 years ago he found a girl suranwrapped in his basement and that just fucked him up.

i hope hes just fucking with people.
 
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but really that sounds like a horror movie
 
hahahahahahahaha i couldent stop laughing at the picture
but in all seriousness thats fucking nuts dude and you said this was near your house? thats fucking creepy
 
just to save you some hate from some asshole later on, it's spelled mannequin. At least i think it is....whatever. The more you know!

but that is creepy as all hell. doesn't sound like he's a threat...just that he's fucking nuts.
 
he's skitzophrenic or something. maybe he put that suran wrapped chick in his basement himself and doesn't remember! because he's skitzo.
that was both sad and funny...
 
That's some creepy fucking shit dude. I wish you had gotten video of the mannequin though, i want to see what it looks like.
 
There's a guy that walks around the north end of Burlington with like bleach blonde hair and he wears a skirt and pushes around a baby stroller with a doll in it. I guess it's because he wife and daughter were killed in a house fire. shit like that can really psychologically fuck people up.
 
Maybe next time don't follow the creepy unstable person through the trails? sounds to me like you provoked him a little.
 
the guy had just moved into the area and he found a dead girl in his basement suranwrapped on a table. so he freaked out and called the police. he was messed up after that i guess.
 
sweet, i want to see a fucken video of that. creep around his house and film him giving it to the mannequin and blowing a huge sticky load on its face. just hope he doesnt start licking it off like a dog eating ice cream.
 
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