MarcusSmith
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I just saw a couple videos at guardsmans pass and it looks sweet. does anyone know if there is any snow up there? and how do you get there? i am from provo utah
Guardsmans pass
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anangrytomato
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ski patrol blew it up
MarcusSmith
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are you serious? what the hell.. when and why? and are there any other spots that you can jib at that has snow...?
MarcusSmith
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this is so gay.. the local icerink wont give out anymore snow. where am i suppose to start pre season jibbing?
anangrytomato
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MarcusSmith
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that doesnt really help me, if its blown up now does it?
Scott0_robot0
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lol one does not simply ask how to get to guardsmans, one must make the journey with no aid, and then you will find the way.
mehregan15
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umm...
BskiP
Active member
its through the magical forest, past the candy cane kingdom. you must battle the mighty globshun monster to earn your right of passage to the pass of the guardsman. then when you beat that level, you have to crawl through a pit of snakes, mostly cobras and pythons that are thirsting for human ski blood. if you survive that then you must conquer the ropeswing over the fire pit, and then battle the final boss, the guardsman. he has a battle ax, and can shoot lasers with his nipples and shotgun shells with his penis. then if you beat him, you can get to the kingdom of guardsman.
[inspired]
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GTFO guardsmans! haah you gotta have some in's, and no, there isn't any snow left. the one weekend we got dumped on and the weekend after that was pretty much it for early season so far.
i'll just leave this here.
i'll just leave this here.
