GTA San Andreas

ive been playing it for the last 2 days straight. its so fuckin sick. it makes me feel like a gansta, though.

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A handjob's the man's job. Yo job's a blowjob.
 
yea, I have been uploading Vids and pic of San Andreas for the last month at www.ign.com

I'll get it in Dec

Hmmm... I sent ski...titty video like 2 days ago to what I thought was that address.

I think I just send a random stranger porn. Bhahahhahaha.-trevorwoulddoit

Matts a whore and we all know it haha- Lateralis

I almost broke my penis once, i fell down my gfs stairs naked and with a boner, i was never so scared in my life - Lateralis

I have nothing, I dont save anything from ns, i have mostly porn on my comp tho- Lateralis

If I was a fat black chick, id live in a zoo- Lateralis

Hi, My name is Matt and I'm a postaholic

 
man ive been playin it and its been crazy, i brought my dude to the gym and hes like wicked buff now. hes got a girlfriend and has a cornrow. dogtags tanktop and urban camo pants. sweetness

Take me to your special place

Close your eyes, show me your face.....I'm gonna piss on it

 
^fatty McFuck

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Some people talk it, some people live it, some people walk it-some people give it... deal with it.

D-Loc AKA Shaky Bones... Original, Unique, and One of a Kind.

land of the free???@#! haha right... free to the power of the people in uniform

skiin', smokin', snackin', sexin', sleepin'... all anyone needs in life
 
why the fuck wont the health code work?

holy shit!!!111!1! he has more hten one namne??>?? omggg!! what a sux0rz@!! LOL

I wrote the words to this song on the back of a photograph

Behind your back it goes

A little something like this is way to big to miss....
 
because they change the cheats for every game, the only cheat that works is the one to get the cops off your ass foo!!!!

-getting an inch of snow is like winning 10 cents in the lottery-
 
well, the gun one works, and the money one works, thats it

holy shit!!!111!1! he has more hten one namne??>?? omggg!! what a sux0rz@!! LOL

I wrote the words to this song on the back of a photograph

Behind your back it goes

A little something like this is way to big to miss....
 
^sweet, thanks

holy shit!!!111!1! he has more hten one namne??>?? omggg!! what a sux0rz@!! LOL

I wrote the words to this song on the back of a photograph

Behind your back it goes

A little something like this is way to big to miss....
 
Cheat: Aggressive Traffic

During game play press R2, CIRCLE, R1, L2, LEFT, R1, L1, R2, L2

Submitted by - capi crimm

Cheat: Black traffic

During game play press CIRCLE, L2, UP, R1, LEFT, X, R1, L1, LEFT, CIRCLE

Submitted by - capi crimm

Cheat: Blow Up All Cars

To make all vehicles explode, press the following during gameplay: R2, L2, R1, L1, L2, R2, SQUARE, TRIANGLE, CIRCLE, TRIANGLE, L2, L1.

Submitted by - Jason,residentevil64

Cheat: Bounty on Your Head

During game play press DOWN, UP, UP, UP, X, R2, R1, L2, L2.

Submitted by - capi crimm

Cheat: Drive on Water

During game play press RIGHT, R2, CIRCLE, R1, L2, SQUARE, R1, R2

Submitted by - capi crimm

Cheat: Faster Cars

RIGHT, R1, UP, L2, L2, LEFT, R1, L1, R1, R1

Submitted by - Edward Lee

Cheat: Faster Clock

CIRCLE, CIRCLE, L1, SQUARE, L1, SQUARE, SQUARE, SQUARE, L1, TRIANGLE, CIRCLE, TRIANGLE

Cheat: Faster Game Play

During game play press TRIANGLE, UP, SQUARE, SQUARE, L2, L1, SQUARE

Cheat: Faster cars

During game play press RIGHT, R1, UP, L2, L2, LEFT, R1, L1, R1, R1

Submitted by - capi crimm

Cheat: Flying boats

During game play press R2, CIRCLE, UP, L1, RIGHT, R1, RIGHT, UP, SQUARE, TRIANGLE

Submitted by - capi crimm

Cheat: Foggy Weather

During game play press R2, X, L1, L1, L2, L2, L2, X

Cheat: Full Health, Full Armor, $250,000

To have all of the above, press the following during gameplay: R1, R2, L1, X, LEFT, DOWN, RIGHT, UP, LEFT, DOWN, RIGHT, UP.

Cheat: Get Rhino

To make a Rhino tank fall from the sky, press the following during gameplay: CIRCLE, CIRCLE, L1, CIRCLE, CIRCLE, CIRCLE, L1, L2, R1, TRIANGLE, CIRCLE, TRIANGLE.

Cheat: Overcast Weather

R2, X, L1, L1, L2, L2, L2, TRIANGLE

Cheat: Pedestrian Riot- Cannot be disabled

DOWN, LEFT, UP, LEFT, X, R2, R1, L2, L1

Cheat: Pedestrians Have Weapons

R2, R1, X, TRIANGLE, X, TRIANGLE, UP, DOWN

Cheat: Perfect Handling

During game play press TRIANGLE, R1, R1, LEFT, R1, L1, R2, L1.

Submitted by - capi crimm

Cheat: Pink Traffic

During game play press CIRCLE, L1, DOWN, L2, LEFT, X, R1, L1, RIGHT, CIRCLE

Submitted by - capi crimm

Cheat: Rainy Weather

During game play press R2, X, L1, L1, L2, L2, L2, CIRCLE

Cheat: Slower Game Play

During game play press TIRANGLE, UP, RIGHT, DOWN, SQUARE, R2, R1

Cheat: Spawn Bloodring Banger

During game play press DOWN, R1, CIRCLE, L2, L2, X, R1, L1, LEFT, LEFT

Submitted by - capi crimm

Cheat: Spawn Caddy

During game play Press CIRCLE, L1, UP, R1, L2, X, R1, L1, CIRCLE, X

Submitted by - capi crimm

Cheat: Spawn Hotring Racer 1

During game play press R1, CIRCLE, R2, RIGHT, L1, L2, X, X, SQUARE, R1.

Submitted by - capi crimm

Cheat: Spawn Hotring Racer 2

During game play press R2, L1, CIRCLE, RIGHT, L1, R1, RIGHT, UP, CIRCLE, R2.

Submitted by - capi crimm

Cheat: Spawn Ranger

During game play press UP, RIGHT, RIGHT, L1, RIGHT, UP, SQUARE, L2.

Submitted by - capi crimm

Cheat: Spawn Romero

During game play press DOWN, R2, DOWN, R1, L2, LEFT, R1, L1, LEFT, RIGHT.

Submitted by - capi crimm

Cheat: Spawn Stretch

During game play press R2, UP, L2, LEFT, LEFT, R1, L1, CIRCLE, RIGHT.

Submitted by - capi crimm

Cheat: Spawn Trashmaster

During game play press CIRCLE, R1, CIRCLE, R1, LEFT, LEFT, R1, L1, CIRCLE, RIGHT

Submitted by - capi crimm

Cheat: Suicide

RIGHT, L2, RIGHT, R1, LEFT, LEFT, R1, L1, L2, L1

Submitted by - Edward Lee

Cheat: Sunny Weather

R2, X, L1, L1, L2, L2, L2, SQUARE

Cheat: Wanted Level Down

To erase your Wanted Level, enter the following during gameplay: R1, R1, CIRCLE, R2, UP, DOWN, UP, DOWN, UP, DOWN.

Submitted by - Steve Ohanessian

Cheat: Wanted Level Up

To raise your Wanted Level, enter the following during gameplay: R1, R1, CIRCLE, R2, LEFT, RIGHT, LEFT, RIGHT, LEFT, RIGHT.

Submitted by - Steve Ohanessian

Cheat: Weapon Set 1

(Bat, Pistol, Shotgun, Mini SMG, AK 47, Rocket Launcher, Molotov Cocktail, Spray Can, Brass Knuckles) R1, R2, L1, R2, Left, Down, Right, Up, Left, Down, Right, Up.

Submitted by - Oche, Hashim Ali

Cheat: Weapon Set 2

(Knife, Pistol, Sawnoff Shotgun, Tec 9, Sniper Rifle, Flamethrower, Grenades, Fire Extinguisher) During gameplay, press R1, R2, L1, R2, LEFT, DOWN, RIGHT, UP, LEFT, DOWN, DOWN, LEFT.

Submitted by - Anthony Corrie

Cheat: Weapon Set 3

(Chainsaw, Silenced Pistol, Combat Shotgun, M4, Bazooka, Plastic Explosive) During gameplay, press R1, R2, L1, R2, LEFT, DOWN, RIGHT, UP, LEFT, DOWN, DOWN, DOWN.

Submitted by - Nick

Hint: Easy Body Armor

Go out behind the house and into the aqueduct to the left. Go down the sloped wall of the aqueduct and head left. On an incline underneath the bridge, you'll find a handy vest.

Hint: Easy Firearms

Head out behind your house in Los Santos and go down into the aqueduct. Go down the slope and head right along the walkway to locate a nice Mini SMG. You'll also find a Desert Eagle in Sweet's backyard.

Hint: Easy Money for Cleaning the Hood

Anytime you kill a drug dealer, you will net $2000. Drug dealers normally wear black jackets and stand still waiting for people to talk to them. Kill as many as you can find to build up your cash stash quickly.

Hint: Play Basketball

Head to the left of Sweet's house (and go into the back yard) in your neighborhood to find a basketball court. Pick up the ball and follow the onscreen instructions

Hmmm... I sent ski...titty video like 2 days ago to what I thought was that address.

I think I just send a random stranger porn. Bhahahhahaha.-trevorwoulddoit

Matts a whore and we all know it haha- Lateralis

I almost broke my penis once, i fell down my gfs stairs naked and with a boner, i was never so scared in my life - Lateralis

I have nothing, I dont save anything from ns, i have mostly porn on my comp tho- Lateralis

If I was a fat black chick, id live in a zoo- Lateralis

Hi, My name is Matt and I'm a postaholic

 
i got in too the airport in las santos, and stole a lear jet, it so sick you go s ohigh up, once you cross a certain piont milititary jets gonna after you and blow you outta the sky,mi ts fucken sick i love this game

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yeah, like hilary duff poses in bikinis and shows cleavage and shes only like 15 years old and you guys all stare at pics of her, but seeing her with a big black dick in her ass then recieving a messy facial would be much hotter but we can only dream of that for now until jay gets a hold of her-Lateralis

thats wierd, i had the same fucken dream! except i woke up beside my dad with glue on my face......it was wierd-Lateralis
 
fuck. i just beat sweets and ryders missions. now i have BS, OG, and CESEAR. shit you guys are far. my guy is way huge fromthe gym, but thats it. how you get all this shit, planes and stuff. damn.

(zach)

help me get an iPod!
 
ye i rented it and its ruining my life , but i feel i can walk away no wcous the country is really boring and thats where im at right now

member#13687

'do i look gullable to you , or even a gulla-calf?'
 
fuck i cant beat the fucking dance one, so hard, and its stopping me form going anywere, and does anyboy know were you find the robbery vans

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yeah, like hilary duff poses in bikinis and shows cleavage and shes only like 15 years old and you guys all stare at pics of her, but seeing her with a big black dick in her ass then recieving a messy facial would be much hotter but we can only dream of that for now until jay gets a hold of her-Lateralis

thats wierd, i had the same fucken dream! except i woke up beside my dad with glue on my face......it was wierd-Lateralis
 
getting mine today... 1 more hour, then I'll get it

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'i think you put the B in buttfuck and i put it in you'

-lateralis

'Screw porn, get a girlfriend'

-PhattTim

'I just want to be popular on the internet.'

-ShitSlam4

'ohhhhh so thats what mutes look like... there gay'

-Champion_of_the_wild
 
i really want to buy it, but i bet my mom will ask so many questions about it it wont even be worth it

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this way is a waterslide away for me to chase her fuller every day

 
to rob shit, go across the street from the gym. theres a van. get into it and when the time reaches 20:00 R3 will let you rob any house with a yellow arrow in front of it.

go to the police station for this.

47b4ce11b3127ccea99824c779960000001610


this is my guy. hes gangster.

47b4ce11b3127ccea99824e2f8830000001610


(zach)

help me get an iPod!
 
yea id join. yea haha the dildo in the police station u can use to kill people. my guy has urban camo pants, cornrow, black tanktop and dog tags, hes buffness all the way

Take me to your special place

Close your eyes, show me your face.....I'm gonna piss on it

 
so sick

Hmmm... I sent ski...titty video like 2 days ago to what I thought was that address.

I think I just send a random stranger porn. Bhahahhahaha.-trevorwoulddoit

Matts a whore and we all know it haha- Lateralis

I almost broke my penis once, i fell down my gfs stairs naked and with a boner, i was never so scared in my life - Lateralis

I have nothing, I dont save anything from ns, i have mostly porn on my comp tho- Lateralis

If I was a fat black chick, id live in a zoo- Lateralis

Hi, My name is Matt and I'm a postaholic

 
First find the parachute and then in the huge ass hangar of las venturas airport you can find a 747 airplane. take the plane up as high as you can and sky dive. 747 goes high as hell

 
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