Grossest/funniest thing ever

[DaLiNeRiDEr21]

ok well i was at this xc meet this morning and it was liek one of the biggest meets at homedel new jersey and this corse is all up hill. so i went to this finish line to watch the top runners finish and this kid was at like an amazing time so as he passed me i see that he SHIT HIM SELF there was SHIT all over his leg it was crazy

 

[uni-corn]

Probably mud.

And pics

 

[DaLiNeRiDEr21]

no it wasnt mud yea i just randomly have to have a camera on me

 

[Mezmerize19]

that nasty

 

[Skillz]

That's what I call dedication.

 

[P.J.S.]

More like motivation. Gotta get to the nearest toilet to finish the shit off, and clean up.

 

[uni-corn]

camera phone?

 

[PeteyG]

i guess he couldnt hold it long enough for the win.

 

[currentwestman]

hahaha....ya but thats soo gross/funny just like the thread title says

 

[Microcosm]

oh shit. where do you live? a bunch of my friends ran in that today.

 

[Microcosm]

bahhahaha, no pun intended on that one. and one of them is a good runner, I'd laugh my ass off if he shit himself.

 

[TannerCoulter.]

Dude a lot of marathoners do that too, thats fucking wack.

 

[fuzz.]

haha ive heard of people doing that before too thats gross

 

[DaLiNeRiDEr21]

new jersey

 

[GatoGordo]

Maybe it was weighing too much, and slowing him down, so he let it go. I would call it strategy.

 

[SARTRON]

i know a girl who pooped her pants at the start of a race. it was gross

 

[Microcosm]

duh, I'm in holmdel. I assume the big ass hill you were talking about was the bowl?

 

[Microcosm]

duh, I'm in holmdel. I assume the big ass hill you were talking about was the bowl?

 

[Microcosm]

duh, I'm in holmdel. I assume the big ass hill you were talking about was the bowl?

 

[caylorswift]

E-SLAP

thats what you get for a triple post.

 

[doritos]

...How do you go to the bathroom when you're running?

 

[Microcosm]

yeah, it wasn't going through and then suddenly 3 times! I deserve it..

 

[TheButterHashira]

I expected meatspin

 

[DaLiNeRiDEr21]

SHITTTTTT REALLY DAM what was ur time

 

[Microcosm]

I'm not on the team, I just live here. a bunch of my friends are though. I asked this girl who was there about someone shittin themselves and she's like yeah, it happens more often than you would think. I was like whaaaaaaaaaaaaaat. I had no idea it was that intense.

 

[soulskier]

that happened to a kid at my school once, ate a bunch of bananas before the race, bad idea

 

[DaLiNeRiDEr21]

are they running this saturday at delsea

 

[MEGAZORD]

Wow. Holmdel is the next town over. Holmdel sucks at xc, cba owns everyone.

I think the winning streak like 34yrs old this year.

 

[DaLiNeRiDEr21]

west windsor north is good to

 

[Microcosm]

I have nooo idea when and where they run. all I know is that they do it all the time which cuts back on skiing in the winter which I why I don't do it. haha, I still run on my own though.

 

[Microcosm]

yeah, i'm pretty sure most of our team isn't all that great except for a few people.

 

[DaLiNeRiDEr21]

not really for me it like ends late october or early november. they probabyly do winter track

 

[Microcosm]

true, they do winter track. well one's a good runner so he actually has to. the rest are just way obsessed with running to a point I just don't understand.

 

[DaLiNeRiDEr21]

o thats beat