so one time i trusted my friends to make me a milkshake while i was takin a shit.
it was brown
i smelt it said you take a sip first
takes a sip "mmmm its good"
put it up to my mouth smell it again and i put it down and im like fuck you
turns around pukes ALL OVER THE FLOOR
consisted of:
ice cream
mustard
canned beans
chocolate sauce
salt and peppa
everything he could find in his fridge i.e steak sauce.