Gross stuff you do when noones around

wdbo.

wdbo.

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today i was in the shower and i found myself doinbg something that some would see as less than classy, i was chewing gum in the shower no big deal i do it all the time, then i accidentally spit it out blowing bubbles and without think put it back into my mouth then i was like "wow i really just did that" and the other day i caught my self wiping a booger on my cat

does anybody else catch themseles doing things like this ?
 
its the perfect place to wipe them, they clean themselves all the time, it's like recycling
 
well i do the nude thing alot, but, thats not really gross yet, it will be when my metabolism stops working and ill be a fat pale middle aged man.
 
get a boner and lay back, bent your rod back then place a cashew on your thunderdome so it contours the shape and let it fly and try and catch it
 
i tend to stick a finger or two in my butt then lick them afterwards...

its not that weird though
 
hahahaa my friends little bro did that like 3 years ago when he was in like 5th grade. we still call him skippy as his nickname
 
when i was little, i'd pick my nose, roll it up into a little ball and eat it. also, one time i was watching whitefang and i didnt want to leave to go to the bathroom because i really wanted to see what happened but i REALLY had to go so i just go behind our couch on the carpet and don't say anything. great stuff
 
Picked my nose and ate it all the time as a kid, now ill just toss it into a conveniantly hidden location, Ill piss in the shower, or if im in a shower and suddenly i really need to take a dump ill only wipe like once then let the shower water take care of the rest. I often catch myself with my hands just down my pants for no reason, especially while watching TV.

Thats about all I can think of for now
 
i cover my dick in peanutbutter and then make my dog lick it off. everyone should try it, its the perfict thing to do when noones home
 
About the peanut butter deal.. I've always wondered, what if the dig starts to bite? That worry doesnt make it worth my while to try.
 
o no dogs nont normaly bite cock. but if that happens ur prolly ficked. if ur a noob u could start with a puppy and work ur way up to a dog. thats how all the leets doit
 
dude i've never thought of wiping a booger on a cat. haha . good idea though. A kid at my school fingered a cat. We called him fury fingers
 
well this isnt when im alone but i was at my aunt's one time, and i have this lil cousin whos 2. he would run around trying to fight me and id kick him in the nuts. hed go "ow" fall down then get up and run at me again and id keep doin it. it sounds mean but its fuckin hilarious. then my older cousin who is like 8 would try ninja fighting me and id pick him up and give him a front wedgy.
 
wow you go straight for the balls dont you, do you take womens self defense classes?

*not intended to be an insult
 
i have sisters....but nahh i dont. i should prolly teach them. i just think its fuckin hilarious to do it to little kids. i might be fucked up in the head
 
hahah some of this stuff is good. this threads almost as funny as the fucked up stuff at your school thread. post away people
 
i pee in the shower, jerk off in bed, ummmmm... i pick my nose, scratch my ass, i do snot rockets, itch my crotch... walk around the house nude and eat cereal... i used to piss on my dogs head.. haha jk, thatd be gross and i'd have to wash it.. but some times i accidently piss on teh floor but i get too lazy to clean up... so i leave it... but the boogers on the cat is golden
 
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