Groomsmen gifts? +k

[twoplankerbean]

I'm getting married soon and need to get my groomsmen some badass gifts. I've got four brothers in the wedding, plus four other friends, so i don't want to break the bank. I've ruled out getting flasks (too cliche) and beer mugs (one of my brothers already gave them to his groomsmen).

I was thinking about a badass knife for each of them, or a leatherman tool..... every one of them is a skier, so i thought maybe something ski related. the problem with that is that not all of them ski a ton, and they all have all of the gear they need.

help! i've got about a month to get it figured out, and i know nsg is the spot to come up with some creative/funny/mildly inappropriate gift ideas. thoughts?

 

[TheFlyingHonky]

zippo

 

[twoplankerbean]

another one of the brothers gave us all personalized zippos and a corncob pipe....

 

[pomme-de-terre]

what if you got them those ski pole flasks, each one monogrammed with their name and shit?

i actually think a nice leatherman and a case with like the wedding name and shit on it would be pretty sweet though.

giving out knives before a wedding reception is a terrible idea though. it seems awesome at first like "these are fucking sweet" and then 51 beers later its like "yeah! lets duel on a table!!"

 

[TOK]

You could get them a ski tuning kit in a nice leather case, oh and congratulations!

 

[TheFlyingHonky]

well your brothers are the fucking tits ahaha

 

[bibs_skibum]

my brother got married last year and his whole groomsman party was super outdoorsy and he got us this

http://www.rei.com/product/762081?cm_mmc=ps_google_CH-_-Category%20-%20TTO-_-TTO_Brand_Leatherman_Skeletool-_-leatherman%20skeletool&mr:adGroup=1773369095&mr:ad=4354703285&mr:keyword=leatherman%20skeletool&mrlacement=&mr:match=e&mr:referralID=NA&gclid=CJXDyoSviKMCFRtinAodPnk_cg

And i use it all the time. Its super legit too

 

[.jersey]

just give them a bottle of jack

 

[TheFlyingHonky]

http://www.groomsmen.com/

 

[ski2sky.]

fleshlights?

 

[DlX]

Why would they want toothpsate?

 

[Scott0_robot0]

flesh light!

 

[BEARS.]

chainsaws. then have them fight each other at the end of the ceremony.

 

[ski2sky.]

I BEAT YOU!... wait

 

[ski2sky.]

haha +k

 

[twoplankerbean]

I think we've found a winner. thanks man!

 

[BEARS.]

good choice btw. i have one and carry it everyday.

 

[finchski]

haha he said not break the bank! so you think that a seasons pass times 8 is cheap haha thats like 8 grand

 

[ski2sky.]

still would go with the fleshlights

 

[Mtougas]

marraige councellor for after a month...jk a good bottle of wine is always nice.

 

[canterbury]

i third this, these are very legit. bought one for my brother as a gift, he uses it tons.

 

[twoplankerbean]

we've been doing the whole pre-marriage counseling thing. hopefully that prevents the need for marriage counseling..... i guess we'll see.

thanks for the help guys! i think i'm gonna go with the skeleton tool. fleshlight isn't a bad plan, but they're all either married or have girlfriends. one has a girlfriend and a pocket pussy. fleshlight just doesn't seem necessary.

 

[whegrodamus.]

congrats on getting married, get them shakeweights for men

 

[ski2sky.]

i originally posted... and no, i dont own a fleshlight, but i for as hell would mind recieving mine.

 

[Balto]

pay for all the lap dances at your bachelor party?

 

[Steezyskis303]

you got it backwards, THEY pay for HIS last fun night of his life.

 

[ski2sky.]

sure as hell

 

[twoplankerbean]

"thanks for being in my wedding guys! i'd like to give you the gift of buying me lap dances!"

that would go over like a fart in church.

 

[Steezyskis303]

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH i have to admit i've never heard that one before.

and true, but I remember most bachelor parties are held by them for you. I was saying let them pay for your fun, and you give them that awesome leatherman.

and btw, congrats!

 

[Arabian.]

Get him a decent watch or pair of shoes. If he's outdoorsy, decent climbing shoes and a tent. Very outdoorsy? Carbon fiber multi-tool. Cater to his interests.
Or if you really wanna just knock 'em dead, get them imported beer Steins and a keg.

 

[Static]

Give them a framed nude photo of the bride.

 

[SkierX]

First off, congratulations!

Second, off, I like the ski-tuning kit for them. If they are all skiers, it's personal, and awesome. Even a casual skier would think it's pretty damn cool.

Everyone get's beer mugs, flasks or knives. Buck the trend.

 

[neutralzombie]

ski pole flask!!

 

[twoplankerbean]

maybe i'll buy them all donator status on ns....

 

[molsongolden]

my dad gave all his groomsmen these

 

[T.L.]

Grab a couple of these and load em' up with a massive music or porn collection.
http://www.newegg.com/Product/Product.aspx?Item=N82E16822152139

 

[BrewskiJr]

blowjobs.

waT?

no but that LEatherman Multi tool looks sick. I might have to get one for myslef. Congrats man!

 

[Norred]

Give em each a surefire, although they're a bit pricy...
http://www.surefire.com/Flashlights