Grom With The Most Drip

kami

kami

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So Newschoolers I just became an uncle how do I give my nephew the most drip? I want this mans to come out the womb with a Juul neuralink that plays Gun Talk Remix on repeat. This mans is gonna be the next President of KIT CHAT BARS. His first gift will be a Vishnu table playset that he can practice his body slams on. Title: BACKFLIP BY 4 YEAR OLD MUST WATCH? wack. More like HoodGroms: SPLIFF THE WORLD VOL. PRESCHOOL. T-pod? irrelevant. Nate and Walker Shredz? irrelevant.

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14390690:Icant_kfed said:
Give him 189 wets, a 5x tall t hoodie, and the rattiest track pants at the thrift store
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What if he starts trippin on the 5x do I glue it to his skis?
 
no helmet, no goggles, nothing. Just thrifted xl jeans and an arsenic crewneck. Maybe 1 airpod in the left ear. Only 1 though.
 
Ninthwards, short poles (preferably those orange and green ones), any baggy snow pants but preferably saga, 4XL jiberish ignant vest with a Tall T productions one love Team size underneath. No helmet, black beanie, Oakley crowbars and a face mask.

THIS LAST PART IS REALLY IMPORTANT:

Skullcandy over ear headphones with the wire run under the vest but over the tall T. Make sure connection is secure because his afterbang will bang 57% harder when the headphones fall off the head, and a bonus 18% when they are caught by the wire and dangle as he rides away switch.
 
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