...grinds my gears

Ok I'll start it off.

#1- slow walkers/drivers on narrow sidewalk/street

#2- dog shit on public / my property

#3- closed runs

#4- the sting when you eat an orange or other fruits and your lips hurt

#5- traffic jams

#6- women who think they know stuff about stuff (not in a sexist way, but like come on you know sometimes there are those times)

eg. this girl on msn : Do you snowboard then?

me: no I ski...

girl : oh that sucks you would be a fit snowboarder

me : well cant i be a fit skiier? whats the difference other than two bords vs 1

girl : well snowboarders like lowride and wear bandanas and in general are just like

badass

me: ok...well i do those things too? how many times have you been to a ski hill before?

girl : once....in my life

me: .................................................................................
 
sorry for double post but also an important one

#9 - the decision whether to pass someone on a sidewalk and have that awkward moment of tryin tnot to notice eachother or staying a nice lurking distance behind
 
1.i dislike sweeping at work, and your going fats, then someone ell jsut stop infront of you and pick your things while you patiently wait.

2.emos

3.bob ross

 
-canker soars-people who spell skis as skies or ski's-marker griffons-people who play really bad songs at full volume on their iphones and think they're really cool
 
i hate when people ask me questions / try to talk to me when im either on the shitter, or first thing in the morning. it is only these two moments of the day where i want to be completely left alone.
 
how do you not like bob ross? he paints on pbs or something and he says something along the lines of "ok, well just paint a little green here and a little there. it doesn't have to be perfect..." and he paints a perfect tree. haha
 
when people spell "you're" as "your" or "they're" as "their"

I really should gete over it, its not even a big deal
 
when people chew with their mouth open/smack their lips i completely lose it, no joke, i gotta like see a hypnotist or something, or this pet peeve is going to get in the way of my life
 
at the grocery store were i work at, its also super irratating when people sneeze or cough and touch anything they can get their hands on.

and bob ross needs to be on the pedophile watch list.
=related

 
yyeah i usually help do the ice at my rink

and for the first time about 2 weeks ago i didnt help and i was so bored

i just sat there and watched

 
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Or when you're taking a long shower in the morning and your mom starts banging on the bathroom door "HURRY UP!!! WE'RE GOING TO BE LATE!!!!" and she does it 2-3 more times. Pisses me off soooooo much.
And people who claim how much hot sauce they can eat. "you only get that much hot sauce on your pita? i can probably drink that whole bottle without even taking a sip of water."Sweet man.
 
specially when ur mid jerking yo thang and they bang on the door and ur about to bust then like fuckkk now i gotta wiat another like two minutes thanks mom....
 
#1 dialtones when im sleeping

#2 ok at work im a lifeguard and theres one spot where your beside the hot tub where you guard from. theres 2 buttons that turn the jets on. i fucking hate it when people snap their fingers at me to turn it back on when it goes off (it goes off every 15 minutes). ask me nicely and i will gladly do it. do not EXPECT me to push the damn button im a lifeguard not a goddamn fucking button pusher!
 
haha that happens to me so much.

-people that ride their bikes in the middle of the road and won't move or people that jog in the road when there is a fucking side walk.

-The sealed plastic that alot of mp3 players come in and alot of other electronics come in where it is impossible to open with your bare hands and you end up cutting your hands on it once you finally open it.
 
I really hate it when people aren't polite or use manners during the moments they should.
- Not trying to claim or anything, but if someone holds the door open for me or like if they walk infront of me through one and give it an extra push to keep it open for me to grab, i'll always say thank you. So, I just get a lil ticked when I make sure that the person behind me has an open door to walk through and they say nothing. Like, even a head nod or somethin would do.
- Text responses (from a girl usually) that are only one word.
- When girls wear pants way too small
- When people talk about how totaly "fucked upppp" they got the night before including every single drink they consumed, the retarded things they did and the level of intoxication they were. I dont mind if people say they drank at so and so's house and it got pretty crazy. But i HATE hearing the girl next to me in math be like, "so fuck last night i got sooo trashed. I had like 11 shots of smirnoff and got soooo wasted. I cant remember a thing i blacked out so bad and now my hangover is terrible!" .... Bitch if you blacked out how do you keep a drink count..
My list is endless. I just let my surrounding bug me too much i guess haha.
 
Man every monday and tuesday i hear this shit. #1 in math because i sit around my friends and they dont really ski or go to their cottage so they talk about how shitfaced they got, what they did, how much weed they smoked, who sucked who's dick...etc. and then on tuesday all over again with some other friends in other classes who have yet to tell me their shit. 100% AGREED.

although...there is an occasion where there is a story so good you have to tell it. but unless its HOLY SHIT worthy than shut the fuck up and keep it to yourself.
 
slow drivers/walkers

kids who think theyr better than everyone

rich kids who flash thier wealth in others face

haters

emos

goths

trolls

hot girls that have a horrible personality and/or behavior
 
ahahaha, that made me laugh so hard..
And you know what pisses me off the most? The fuck-ups on grouse that think its a good idea to bring theyre 5-6 four year olds trough the expert park, in the middle of the day, and then shit bricks at me when I warn their parent person that he should make sure they dont go into blind spots, and te fucker flips me off...I bounced a pole of that assholes head, he deserved it
 
you and me both man, especially with crunchy foods. i fucking lose it for sure i have to leave the room sometimes.

also i hate when you get dry ass shitty cuts and boogs in your nose and they hurt like a motherfucker and never go away no matter what.

i fucking hate snoring too, almost more than the eating...even just loud breathing really pisses me off.

and that kid^^ sounds like the biggest dbag EVER.
 
that kid needs to be taken down a notch or two i think.

i hope everyone gave him shit for that comment too. cocky people grind my gears

 
1. gapers making a bunch of turns in one run going fast cuz sometimes they're going so fast i cant pass them but they still turn so im scared they're gonna turn when i pass them... faack

2. when i wear beanies and my friends take them off because its "funny". i fucking wanna kick them in the ovaries.

 
dude its gotta be something about math class that gets them talking because I get the same exact thing from this girl next to me
 
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