Grinding

When you get a boner just make sure her ass is turned the right way as if you were gonna do her right than. Than just push in and she might notice something at first but push in hard so that it can't go anywhere. As you do this think about manatees or old hairy men and remember that dancing is also for fun not just to get girls to like you so you can fuck them.

 
Just use duct tape. That'll show her

----2ond in Command of DANSA-----

To Huck. v. The act of throwing oneself off of a cornice, cliff, rock, or any other thing that results in an attempt to fly.

If you can't dazzle them with brilliance, baffle them with bullshit.

GW Award December 3, 2004
 
i say just let it bone on...

whats the worst she can say-'what is that big thing between my legs?'

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ha, i'm loving it. but yeah she really likes me but girls get all weird sometimes, my old gf would love it she'd like ask me to try to keep one but like other girls that arent my gf, well sometimes they dont like it, so hey, its all good i suppose...

i dont see how you can reach down in between yourself and tuck it up, that seems really hard and awkward and noticeable

 
yea compression shorts are good but chubs im tellin ya man confidence...but dont be cocky find the happy medium...if you just wanna go out with her and no sex first thing you say to her is 'hey sweet thang can i buy you a fish sandwhich' itll work she will laugh good way to break the ice then you dance and after its done you say you looked good tonight and we shouuld hang out blah blah and bam insatnt hookup

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hey sweet thang can i buy you a fish sandwhich?
 
good fucking attitude chubs...remember losers hesitate winners go home and fuck the prom queen

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hey sweet thang can i buy you a fish sandwhich?

official ladies man cult
 
yes ^ and this girl, well she's not the queen but i'm glad that i'm a freshman and the only kid that is stronger than me is my friend who is like afraid of girls anyways... if i stop dancing with her she's gonna be with like every other guy there, they all want her, so i'm going to be fending off guys all night

 
if it feels like its starting to rise, just chill out cause itll just be chubby, i dont htink its possible to get fully extended

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haha I've had the same concern but I think most gitls know that you don't control these things and take it easy, otherwise I just try to think about sumthin repulsive to let it cool down.

Gravity sucks

What's the difference between a drunk and a stoner???
The drunk speeds through the stop sign and the stoner waits for it to turn green
(My real ID is french_hucker)
 
dude, have you noticed that only the guys have replied with stupid responses about compression shorts and duct tape and crap. every girl has just said don't worry about it cause they expect it. so just freakin chill out, have fun, and good luck. peace.

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'You have a massive erection'
'No you see it just the pants, it's the pleats, it gives an optical illusion. I'm actually taking them back to the pants store right now. I'm just going to walk this situtation off. Don't act like you're not impressed.' -Anchorman
 
yeah man whats the plan? what are you gonna do?

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There is a man, A certain man, And for the poll you may be sure that hell do all he can, who is this one whos favorite sign just by his action has attraction magnets on the run, who likes to smoke, enjoys a joke and wouldnt get a bit upset if he were really broke with wealth and fame hes still the same i bet you five if not alive that you dont know his name.

**NWFT**

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^ He's going to duct tape it to his leg and release it to fend off other male competitors, like a sword fish.

----2ond in Command of DANSA-----

To Huck. v. The act of throwing oneself off of a cornice, cliff, rock, or any other thing that results in an attempt to fly.

If you can't dazzle them with brilliance, baffle them with bullshit.

GW Award December 3, 2004
 
^ what skiierman said

no ppl are telling me that she plans on banging me afterwords so i figure its not gonna bother her that much lol

 
wow ur hearing this from her friends?... why wait go up to her and 'stick it in her butt'

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-joe
 
first off, do not duct tape or wear compression shorts. what the hell is gonna go through her head if for some weird lucky reason a situation arises where you have to take your pants on, and your cocks taped to the side of your leg or you have compression shorts on? shes gonna get turned off immediately. Your best bet is to tuck up or just hope she doesnt mind.

-Dan
 
On second thought. If you're gonna get some anyway, just go commando on it.(with your fly open)

Ski. Eat. Sex. Sleep. Ski.
What else is there?
 
Just think of a terrorist force-feeding you viagra, then slowly shredding your dick off with a belt sander. Works every time.

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So let's play doctor, babe
We'll operate today
Incisions must be made
You could help solve this case
 
well some girls find it a complement if you get a boner but the bitches that dont know what there doing are like 'omg', when i go to clubs girls tell me there gonna work it till im hard, and then pretty much rub you off in the vip lounges

A hand jobs a mans job, yo jobs a blow job
 
man, just be like, lets skip this and then goto whoevers house you were gunna go to after to bang, and bang haha. and then when they comein later youll be rady to ealve but the party will just be starting so your gunna get MORE. wow. what a theory.:D

or just hang out with your wang out, as in wear your pants low, like a GANGSTA and dont wear boxers.

rocko with your cocko AKA, fuck her in the bathroom and then it will stay down for a whilentil you got to her house.

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Holdin' it down for the South Ontarioans
 
OR

bring some hair ties and put them around your shaft and balls so itll hurt if you get a bone.and then when you fuck her, take the hair ties out, put HER hair in pony tails, and you can hit it from the back with some leverage.

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Holdin' it down for the South Ontarioans
 
hahah, skiierman you just got my new signature

-Nick Martini
Stept Productions
go buy 'to whom it may concern'
Liberty skis
So what?..... So lets dance!
He's going to duct tape it to his leg and release it to fend off other male competitors, like a sword fish. -skiierman
 
I'm only saying on what I would have done.

----2ond in Command of DANSA-----

To Huck. v. The act of throwing oneself off of a cornice, cliff, rock, or any other thing that results in an attempt to fly.

If you can't dazzle them with brilliance, baffle them with bullshit.

GW Award December 3, 2004
 
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