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1080chubs

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okay, i need u guy's help. i'm going to a dance with this maaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaad hot girl, with a super fine ass who knows how to use it sooooo well. now i got a problem, i just KNOW that i'm gonna get a boner while were grinding sometime through the night (i gotta dance with her the whole time or someone will take her) so does anyone have any solutions or help?!?

 
just get her naked and do her up the bum

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haha,

think of poop sex

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relax buddy, you're obviously gunna get a boner, and if she has any experience with guys she knows that too. just make the best of the situation and let her feel it rubbing against her.

-formerly known as publicenemy1023-
 
guys, i'm like 15, we're not gonna git drunk till after the dance, i need to try to get through without the boner!

 
let nature takes its course buddy. just play it cool. but if it gets really bad tuck it back.

-formerly known as publicenemy1023-
 
lol how would i do that, just reach back and pull it back? its like a wild beast and theres a fine ass right there, it'd like fly out and attack her

 
lol if its really a problem tuck it up in your pants making sure that your shirt covers the top of it (you dont want others to see that) the blood will rush out of it and no more bonner.

 
think about manatees. that's what I do.

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- Harvιε


I ski therefore I am

 
don't worry, we know it will happen. it's to be expected... anyways, if youre dying just go to the bathroom and jerk it.

-katie

'Like wow' - Paige
 
justin, so thats why you walk around with a perma-boner?

-Joel

~Phunkin Phatt Phreerider~
Capital City Rider, DFP
Silent Army

'Everybody calls me a zero. But I'm an internet hero.'
 
^what he said. its like the movies theres something about mary.

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well it's better to let her know you have a big ol wiener stickin out thatn it is to have her think theres nothing there..plus she'll take it as a compliment

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'Your father is the one that says fuck all the time, I say shit,'
-my mom
 
dead puppies

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'i have like 2000 black enemies. theyre indestructible.' - Crystal-needs-a-park
 
hmmm yeah ive had that happen, once u do it more that once it wont happen, but grind it so much u blow your load, then ull lose that boner

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put on whatever makes you attractive

if it's not you then do it for the sake of fashion

your friends like a certain you

that's who you've got to be
 
you can always tuck under your shirt your dress shirt wont be too tight I assume. your pants will keep it against your stomach for the few seconds until it goes down. this technique works ive used it tons of times.

 
just live with it man. its not that big of a deal. just dont get off in your pants thats kinda wierd.

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There is a man, A certain man, And for the poll you may be sure that hell do all he can, who is this one whos favorite sign just by his action has attraction magnets on the run, who likes to smoke, enjoys a joke and wouldnt get a bit upset if he were really broke with wealth and fame hes still the same i bet you five if not alive that you dont know his name.

**NWFT**

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common man, just pull a quick belt tuck, tuck it up agaisnt the waste of ur pants, works everytimemmmm

Woman are like rocks; Skip the flat ones.

-COLORADO-
 
yeah you can do the uptuck, but honestly dude, girls don't mind it and if she has any predisposition to like you then shes gonna want you to have one - so just chill. i'd worry more about your dance moves then your package.

jackson sucks. tell your friends.

15 years old... you cant even take the girl anywhere... you have to get laid in the back of your... bicycle? or bring your parents along... or get a ride... hey mommy, i need a ride over to my bitch's house so i can fuck her.' - Crystal-needs-a-park
 
jerk it 2 or 3 times before the dance, and wear tightie whities. easy!

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oh yeah? well me and my friends have been bathing off the southern coast of st. bards, chilling with spider monkeys. tripping on acid gave us a whole new perspective on shit.
 
man if you get one then just undo your zipper, lift up the back of her dress and slip it in. if shes wearing undies than she aint a real prom girl

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haha^. your gonna have bad thoughts everytime you step onto a dancefloor

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UNDERARMOUR COMPRESSION SHORTS.

i'm serious, it is impossible with those on.

Ski. Eat. Sex. Sleep. Ski.
What else is there?
 
just get really really ridiculously drunk first, then you won't function 100% and it won't be too uppity, and she'll think you just have an enormous wang. Then the alcohol will wear off by the end and she can go at you 100%.

Like a virgin on prom night

You can go on the bottom bunk and finish it yourself

When you guys are on those rails, it's like muah

You A-hole
 
otherwsie wear boxer briefs and aim it up

Like a virgin on prom night

You can go on the bottom bunk and finish it yourself

When you guys are on those rails, it's like muah

You A-hole
 
I can't wait till a girl responds to this if she already hasnt

'your father is a sick fuck for taking pictures of his daughter in a bikini and your grandma is a slut for being so close to breast like that. i bet shes thinking ' mmmm my granddaugther sure does have nice breasts, so firm and perky but too bad they dont beat mine cuz mine hang down to my knees and when im standing naked it looks like i have 2 sets of arms

by the way little girl...your little breasts do look firm and your coochie is probably smooth and tasty '
-Lateralis

 
Girls usually like the reaction they give you, (if they like you)... So enjoy it...

If your trying to hide it, you can clip it under your belt, just tuck the shit...

live by the N.E.R.D
 
if she's experienced at all, she'll take it as a compliment and will probably get a *good feeling* all over her nice body.

dont fight against nature. if the beast was meant to be unleashed, then let it do what nature intented it to do: penetrate pussy.

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OMFG, funniest thread ever.

ya definitly go with the tuck method, its a sure winner.

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'you must have pissed off ronald mcdonald, id watch the fuck out that guy rolls with a big crew, and that hamburgler guy looks pretty sketchy i wouldnt fuck with him'- switchskier88

WE SALUTE YOU GEORGE!

 
i was told to go with the flow myself...but now im kinda worried for my past times dancing...the tuck sounds too painfull tho

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hey buddy don't worry about it. us girls expect it... trust me i've felt a boner on my ass enough times while grinding. its not really a big deal

~Ella

Question authority and live for yourself

Ella and Lauren: changing teenaged boys lives since 2001.
 
ok chubs heres what u do...if yur gifted you let the boner ride and dont be embarrased just show that u like her...if yur not very big then tape youre thing to your leg. jsut be confident man. tell yourself i know i can and then get closer and closer then touch the ass then the boobs then kiss and you got sex

trust me this is from the ladies man himself

 
vtskibum all the chicks at my school fucking freak out. ahaha it would feel so sick too. just think its like a big two inch pole riding your ass.

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