bahahaha, this thread is hilarious. this predicament happened to a fellow NSer.
my friend went to a strip club and got a lap dance, and he started grinding with her and stuff and so he was like sorry i gotta stop, and she asked why. he said he was "too excited" and she smiled and was like, according to him, well lets get you more excited. she took him into the VIP room and beat him off and he came all over his clothes. then he started to get up and she was like excuse me, thats 100 bucks! he was like WTF? she said handjobs are 100 bucks. he didnt have any money on him, so the manager came and forced him to take out money from a cash machine.