Grind dancin

ha, they leave the lights on at our dances now which is really gay, and have 3 policemen, and security guards with 1,000,000 candlelight spotlights, because people get hammered and fuck in the corners

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thats what they do at my school now

my friend told me he punches one out into his hand and throws it (load) at his chicks face and yells "yahtzee!" no lie.-couchskier

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they started letting kids who were obviosuly drunk enter our dances because we weren't getting enough people to them. Thats what our school had to resort to for fund raising

Like a virgin on prom night

You can go on the bottom bunk and finish it yourself

When you guys are on those rails, it's like muah

You A-hole
 
they used to play rap at my school but now techno. DUring dances i didnt mind rap.

my friend told me he punches one out into his hand and throws it (load) at his chicks face and yells "yahtzee!" no lie.-couchskier

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hahah that's all my friends and I used to do... just sandwich some little grade 9 boy between two of us. The looks on their faces were absolutely classic...

Remember, school dances are virtually the only time that it's acceptable for you to freely grope and dry hump many different random girls that you don't even know, without anyone thinking you're dirty or out of line... So you should take advantage of that.

-katie
 
dude for those of u that say grinding is lame.. just havent experienced it seriously if it wasnt for girls gettin crazy at dances i wouldnt go.. o and a tip so that a chick cant feel ur boner is to wear some boxer breifs... then she wont feel it as much and not get as freaked out.. but yea man just go with the flow of the chicks ass and all will be good

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or clubs and bars. once you tur ndrinking age, "dances" wil assume a totally new meaning

Like a virgin on prom night

You can go on the bottom bunk and finish it yourself

When you guys are on those rails, it's like muah

You A-hole
 
at my school they wont play rock out of fear of someone starting a mosh pit

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im one of the guys that has no rythm at all and like when a girl starts grinding im like you really have no idea what ur getting into

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i find it a little hard to dance to grind music... like its a little intence for dancing... there is the occasional break down, but its usually way too fast for any kind of dancing other than just rocking your head back and foreth, and trying to keep your ears from bleading.

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I like dead kittens.

 
ducttape why your name in green???

Wanted:

A tall, well built women with good

reputation, who can cook frog

legs, who appreciates a good fuc-

shia garden, classical music and tal-

king without getting too serious.

But please only read lines 1, 3, and 5
 
schoool dances are so lame nowadays. they never play any good music..just techno and mainstream rap. grinding is extremely fun though...i thoroughly enjoy it

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I hear theres a anti viagra out on the street , it keeps your penis from erecting into the form of an Erection. And will keep you floppy till the dance is over.

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^ Hahaha, I'm going to use that on someone that is going to get some one night. Just slip it into his drink and when the time comes he'll be like, "Come on you little fucker! Wake up!"

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lol sounds like we have a lot of middle schoolers on our hands.

haha the good school dance days.

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In my highschool everyone used to get ripped anyways... I would never go to a highschool dance sober.

-katie
 
katesd said it best, school dances (we call 'em "mixers" - dances are formal with actual dates and all) are the only time when you can act like a complete chauvinistic pig and dry hump lots of random girls without any consequences. so if you dont know how, find a girl to teach you, cuz ur missing out.

and whoever was complaining about all-guy schools, i go to a rich preppy all-guy school in san jose and our mixers are the best dances in the whole area. we got at worst a 2 to 1 girls to guys ration

 
^that's brian bensch. and he's a real killer on the dance floor, because he practices every day.

my level of radness... it just can't... be quantified.
 
hahaha, get a bit tanked, and get into the music man. i can't really help you though, because i'm the friggin dancemaster3030, and my moves just come to me on the spot, so yeah. good luck. just have a good time, and don't look stiff. i the words of jack black... 'loosey goosey baby... loosey goosey.'

...why are the signatures still broken?
 
i did it for 5 hrs at a concert. with this incredible girl who is a year older and is seriously the most popluar girl in school. i had no idea she was that monumentus. like apparently guys ask her out like 3 times a week. all my friends shit themselves. i got her cell

pretty sick
 
my parents tell me of dances at high schools back in the day with live bands and shit, those sound fun, I would really like to experience the live band dance thing. To bad there aern't to many good travelling bands anymore.

Like a virgin on prom night

You can go on the bottom bunk and finish it yourself

When you guys are on those rails, it's like muah

You A-hole
 
but they do exist. Every now and then there is a comunity dance in Manotick at the areana that my parents go to. They always have a live band and aparently there is a good mix of old people and young people. iv never gone though. Id never go to a dance with my parents. bah.

Like a virgin on promnight!

-Thom Savery
please pardon the cacography
----------->Capital.City.Rider.
--->Phunkin.Phatt.Phreerider.

'naahhmahhnahhhahhh ... i mean ... the weekend of monday'
'Go down to the bottom bunk and finish
 
thom, this summer, we should find some girls, and ask them on dates to this community dance thing, I bet it would be a hoot

Like a virgin on prom night

You can go on the bottom bunk and finish it yourself

When you guys are on those rails, it's like muah

You A-hole
 
as long as the girls are stuck up and prudish, I bet that would be a pretty fun date

Like a virgin on prom night

You can go on the bottom bunk and finish it yourself

When you guys are on those rails, it's like muah

You A-hole
 
shot gun kated

Like a virgin on prom night

You can go on the bottom bunk and finish it yourself

When you guys are on those rails, it's like muah

You A-hole
 
thats why I shot gunned you

Like a virgin on prom night

You can go on the bottom bunk and finish it yourself

When you guys are on those rails, it's like muah

You A-hole
 
I meant aern't

Like a virgin on prom night

You can go on the bottom bunk and finish it yourself

When you guys are on those rails, it's like muah

You A-hole
 
they had a live band at my prom last year and it was real sweet

one of the best times i'v had

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boom
 
best be lettin' the j-crew in on this one boi. don't hold out on us.

...why are the signatures still broken?
 
get really close, then take off her pants and donkey punch her. thats called grindin

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hey now justin, you cant go shotgunning my Valentines day date!! thats just low. Besides, everyone involved in a shotguning contest has to be present at the time shotgun is being called AND you have to be able to see whatever it may be your shotgunning. Besides, it should be up to her...

Anyways, The problem with your plan is that i think that your going to be up north when the next one comes around... I belive it will be the beginning of June as part of the Dickenson Days celebrations in Manotick.

Like a virgin on promnight!

-Thom Savery
please pardon the cacography
----------->Capital.City.Rider.
--->Phunkin.Phatt.Phreerider.

'naahhmahhnahhhahhh ... i mean ... the weekend of monday'
'Go down to the bottom bunk and finish
 
Grinding is idiotproof. Just be open with yourself and don't worry about anything. Just think of yourselves as siamese twins attached at the rug/siamese twins attached front to back. If you get a boner: don't worry. Just push in closer. Than just go back and fourth side to side whatever with the rythm... trust me i'm the master grinder. I can now walk my grinding person around the floor, and shit while staying attached and moving witht hte beat. As you do all this be sure to feel them gently... this turns them on. ONce you prove your worht than, no matter how much of an ugly shitbag you are all the girls will want to dance with you. Than you can go into sandwiches and other fun stuff. Seriously any guy can get a girl if hes good at grinding and dancing.

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just dont step on her foot. i did it on accident...didnt turn out too well

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and then pull the all of a sudden o wat do u know BONER TIME

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it sucks because of ppl getting drunk or smoking during the dance and "unnapropriate clothing", the best things about dances, they stopped having dances at our school after the first term...

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