Grind dancin
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Freestylindude
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Jessbuff
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Umm, basically, you let the girl dance in front of you and get in sych with her. Then you move closer until your cock is flossing her butt crack and place your hands anterio-superiorly to her cooch. Then just go with the flow. It's simple. I love the 90's / 00's. So much better than the square dancing of the 40's - so simple, just so simple!
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agentorange
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grinding, freaking, dry humping... its all the same thing.
it was a custom at my school "dances" (yes they had dances) but then people were getting too frisky so...they got rid of them
my friend told me he punches one out into his hand and throws it (load) at his chicks face and yells "yahtzee!" no lie.-couchskier
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my friend told me he punches one out into his hand and throws it (load) at his chicks face and yells "yahtzee!" no lie.-couchskier
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freestyle_rich
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welp heres what u do- get in close behind her, move those hands up and down those hips n shit then work on the tits man and dont forget those dry humps to her ass
agentorange
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they used to allow it at my school dances until people started doing it on the floor and stuff... crazy kids.
scientist
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this is why i want to know: they have dances at my high school, and everybody so called "grinds". but it is the most non sexy shit ever. So if i show i can actually grind, ill get to dance more, and more chicck bumpin up against my crotch. im trying to be the kid who "gets the light shawn on him" whens my turn, WHEN!
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yea my school had the same problem with kids doin it on the floor. Those crazy negroes and their suggestive dancin'. No really it was because of them.
my friend told me he punches one out into his hand and throws it (load) at his chicks face and yells "yahtzee!" no lie.-couchskier
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my friend told me he punches one out into his hand and throws it (load) at his chicks face and yells "yahtzee!" no lie.-couchskier
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Sharpy
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the key is not looking like a fool. You gotta be in sync with her but don't get into a rut. She'll get broed if its hips back and forth back and forth, that gets annoying. Fell her body, but not too creepily. Grab her hands and do some stuff. Turn her around so you're crotch to crotch. You got to keep it fresh.
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Like a virgin on prom night
You can go on the bottom bunk and finish it yourself
When you guys are on those rails, it's like muah
You A-hole
french_fry
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when you get that boner you know your doing it right
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Sharpy
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if you start having sex or excessively making out on the dance floor, you deserve to be shot, only slight making outage is allowd, if drunk
Like a virgin on prom night
You can go on the bottom bunk and finish it yourself
When you guys are on those rails, it's like muah
You A-hole
Like a virgin on prom night
You can go on the bottom bunk and finish it yourself
When you guys are on those rails, it's like muah
You A-hole
EC_Chronic
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there is nothing funnier to watch than a kid with no rytham come up behind a girl and start grinding with her completly of the beat of the song and watch the girls face. Then she has to find an excuse to move away, it is hilarius. so basically if you dont have rytham dont try it because the girls just will hate you even more.
devine
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^ thats me and i know it so its weird when girls come up to me and start grinding its like . shit your not gonna enjoy this in like 2 min so please save me the embarassment.
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haha^ but grinding is like the "i cant dance" option.
You literally have a guide (the girls ass) then move your crotch along with it. Really its not hard. Haha the girls reaction is funny when you get a boner. What are the girls reactions?
my friend told me he punches one out into his hand and throws it (load) at his chicks face and yells "yahtzee!" no lie.-couchskier
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You literally have a guide (the girls ass) then move your crotch along with it. Really its not hard. Haha the girls reaction is funny when you get a boner. What are the girls reactions?
my friend told me he punches one out into his hand and throws it (load) at his chicks face and yells "yahtzee!" no lie.-couchskier
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TannerBalls
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GET FUCKED UP...beer, rum, etc
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tmorry-'spokane needs to smoke some moore crack'
taelor-'i mean all the nwft guys are pretty freaking hot.'
aj-'rich bytchez yuk!'
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TannerBalls
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^that should only be if you have no rythm or dancing talent what so ever.
eric-'yes i have sex with mts. ice and rock... ice and rock...'
tmorry-'spokane needs to smoke some moore crack'
taelor-'i mean all the nwft guys are pretty freaking hot.'
aj-'rich bytchez yuk!'
******
*NWFT*
******
eric-'yes i have sex with mts. ice and rock... ice and rock...'
tmorry-'spokane needs to smoke some moore crack'
taelor-'i mean all the nwft guys are pretty freaking hot.'
aj-'rich bytchez yuk!'
******
*NWFT*
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skithebert
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haha...yeah it is hilarious to see dudes that are super wasted and try to dance with chicks with that "i'm fucked up and you have breasts" drunken stare. they end up forgetting about the music and just creepily grinding up against those poor chicks. i'm so glad im not a chick. but as far as advice, just flow with the music...if she's diggin' you, she'll for sure start gettin all up on your piece.
One thing--approach from the front.
How would YOU like an unknown person surprise-humping you from behind?
just kinda show her you want to dance from the front, then take her hand and spin her halfway around, try to coordinate this with a sweet part of the song too. Then just do your thing man
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How would YOU like an unknown person surprise-humping you from behind?
just kinda show her you want to dance from the front, then take her hand and spin her halfway around, try to coordinate this with a sweet part of the song too. Then just do your thing man
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back_woods
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ahahah there should be a "grinding school" or something for people like me, I always make up stupid excuses not to dance with girls (who then of course go hook up with someone else). youd think even the white man shuffle would be easy....but i always lose the rythm
oh and whoever was saying "when you hear a slapping sound and feel excruciating pain"....thats happened.
oh and whoever was saying "when you hear a slapping sound and feel excruciating pain"....thats happened.
Frostfired
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just go wit da flow
pretend you will give the guy head to give back your skis, he probably will accept, then once he whipps his cock out, steal it-SteezePatro
if you want to be a real gangster wear your ski boots to the dance. when he starts shit when youre
pretend you will give the guy head to give back your skis, he probably will accept, then once he whipps his cock out, steal it-SteezePatro
if you want to be a real gangster wear your ski boots to the dance. when he starts shit when youre
watch a night at the roxburry and dance how they do haha...
the best is when she like bends over or something. like touches the ground with hrr hands and rubs her ass up your body...thats when you stop, cross one arm and put the other on the chin, and nod your head. haha
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the best is when she like bends over or something. like touches the ground with hrr hands and rubs her ass up your body...thats when you stop, cross one arm and put the other on the chin, and nod your head. haha
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legs, who appreciates a good fuc-
shia garden, classical music and tal-
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*Fujative*
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ya, at our school they really dont care people do it all the time... what are some reaction girls get when they feel your boner?
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genericname
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^nope that is all it is at clubs cept then it is just called dancin and its a little less pg
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bigdaddytmac
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grinding is so retarded, im guarenteed to have a full fledged boner after a couple minutes. Which means total blue balls if you're stuck in some lame ass dance for hours.
Ktownchic
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haha. ya girls are used to guys getting boners from dancing. well...at least from my experience and my friends. its just all part of it. o and um ya guys.. def let ur hands roam while doing it. and crotch to crotch is nice tooo..but not if the dude is to tall. then it doesnt really work out.
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im not sure but, the lack girls in school, may be why the dances are...were soo "freaky". They canceled them after the "headmaster" was offended by what he saw. Oh yea i go to an uber preppy all boys private school in manhattan
my friend told me he punches one out into his hand and throws it (load) at his chicks face and yells "yahtzee!" no lie.-couchskier
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my friend told me he punches one out into his hand and throws it (load) at his chicks face and yells "yahtzee!" no lie.-couchskier
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hendrik.
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if you're just fuckin around wit buddies...have like each of you one by one approach and start grinding from different angles, its seriously the funniest shit
oh, and the best girl move, if y'all are reading, is when they squat down then come back up rubbin up through your crotch...if that makes any sense....that is hot as hell.
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oh, and the best girl move, if y'all are reading, is when they squat down then come back up rubbin up through your crotch...if that makes any sense....that is hot as hell.
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