Grete Grete Grete Grete! GRETE!!!!

shes sick for sure

i pee on ur face but i dont care..

i take off ur little sisters underwear

shes only three so shes never seen a wee wee

so i told her it was a lollypop and the flavor was salty.

shoved in her mouth, it punctured through her cheek broke the glasses of that three year old geek.

r. kelly did the same but im not about to give him the blame cuz fucking littles girls is just my game
 
oh god its finally happened...its no longer the sarah/kristi hot threads its now going to be the grete/ashley one. don't forget michelle parker in this haha

h3o films
 
most people don't know this but grete is one of the NS OLD-TIMERS! she's been on here since god knows when

SKIER'S IRRESPONSIBILITY CODE

1.ski FAST at ALL TIMES

2.take MAX air at EVERY opportunity

3.POACH everyone's favourite lines

4.IGNORE all posted signs

5.EVADE patrol at all costs

6.SMOKE big fat stinky ones

7.DRINK to excess

 
i've only seen her ski in two videos, but apparantly she's really good. Ashley's good from what i've seen and i saw her almost every day at pc...so i don't know.

-at least you went down naked-

no i figured it out when he over shot the bowl and shit on the back of the toilet. then he signed my beanie.-Hoodratz47 in response to being in the same public bathroom with mike wilson
 
those gurls r so sick

*NORTHEAST CULT*

^ITS ALIVE AGAIN!!!

quagmire:'We got to do something.'

peter:'Dont worry i got an idea, an idea so smart my head would explode if i even began to know what I am talking about.

dude i talked to them about it and they said 'our budget doesnt alow it' fuck that.....they just think im ugly-bristolrider

 
Wait, is the 'gretegirl' member actually the real Grete Eliassen (sp) ?

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'I'm the master of low expectations.'

'I understand small business growth. I was one'

-Dubya!

 
Never mind, I just checked her profile...

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'I'm the master of low expectations.'

'I understand small business growth. I was one'

-Dubya!

 
I really wish you would talk about her skiing ability instead of how she looks. She is not ugly, but that is beside the point, the girl has skills!

 
she has amazing skills and she is definitely far from ugly:

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Thank you, I never get tired of seeing that road gap... unbelievable. Yes, Grete is an incredible skier. I don't know why girl skiers have to be models at the same time, though... if they look good enough on skis, what does the mugshot matter? Thankfully, she's very attractive anyways, so she passes that test. But she shouldn't have to, pics like those up above pretty much make any criticism seem ridiculous when we're talking about a skier.

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In a haze

A stormy haze

I’ll be around

I’ll be loving you

Always

Always

Here I am

And I’ll take my time

Here I am

And I’ll wait in line

Always

Always...
 
^thoughts exactly

look at tuffelmire, mercon, hibbert....

im no hot dude in tight pants judge, but those arent quite hot dudes... and they still get all the respect because they throw down.

why should girls be subjected to getting picked apart like the mountain/industry was a fashion show?

skilla over skrilla people.

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B
 
she may be hot but remeber this....

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Not wearing poles is alot like getting a blowjob from a guy...It feels good until you look down and realize you're gay.

-skimack
 
stop posting that its not even funny^

*NORTHEAST CULT*

^ITS ALIVE AGAIN!!!

quagmire:'We got to do something.'

peter:'Dont worry i got an idea, an idea so smart my head would explode if i even began to know what I am talking about.

dude i talked to them about it and they said 'our budget doesnt alow it' fuck that.....they just think im ugly-bristolrider

 
ssssssssssmmmokin!

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-steve

[i treat each day like its game seven in overtime.

born to shine at home and over border lines.]
 
If you want to see her ski, she is in several segments of volume issue 12 and will also have shots in pbp's movie

volumevm.com

 
i skied with grete before she got big, and she a sick female skier, and shes kind of hot but sara is way hotter and i think my homie curtis would agree

steeze..its whats for dinner
 
ya i've been skiing with Grete since i was like 3, and its so cool to see how good she has gotten over the years

 
Damn Grete You da shit! Even though I know ya with that Peperfool, you gotta try my shit out. Uuuuuu sooo steezey with everything you do. work it !

 
oooooooooooooh, I love grete. She is so cool i saw her in Norway once. She is wicked cool man. Keep it up Grete. Grete is my hero!!!!

Peace

 
i dont find grete or ashely hot, but i would rather see them in the ski movies any day because they are both so sick. Ashleys switch on switch off at the rail jam from superpark was the sickest trick i have ever seen a girl do.

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Afterlame, fall 04

Watch The Scanners! Its unreal

 
do you know this from personal experiance^

*NORTHEAST CULT*

^ITS ALIVE AGAIN!!!

quagmire:'We got to do something.'

peter:'Dont worry i got an idea, an idea so smart my head would explode if i even began to know what I am talking about.

dude i talked to them about it and they said 'our budget doesnt alow it' fuck that.....they just think im ugly-bristolrider

 
i rode with here for a few seesions at windells, she kills it in pipe, then i caught eating up rails and hitting 60 footers too!!!!

don't get lackety
 
HAHAHAHAHAHA

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Sweet, thanks to you fuckers our country is being run by a Bush and a Dick for another four years. Good job guys. Way to get out there and vote!
 
i stuck it in her moist unshaved twat

i

might

be

a

newb

but

i

still

had

sex

with

ur

mom

buying

a

new

car

and

driving

into

telephone

poles.

i

might

be

a

newb

but

i

still

had

sex

with

your

mom
 
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