green stuff

grehtnorth

grehtnorth

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Sarah's got green crap on her face. It's freaking me out. It smells funny, and she's turning into a wife already. Funny thing is, she's still hot. damn. *scratches head* but she made me poutine tonight, so I'll provide. What do I do?

'ow'

- Rob after dislocating his shoulder skocking
 
Huh??

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~~~~Phunkin' Phatt Phreerider~~~~

~'BigAirSkier1580: and i am a newschool skier

DatGrlyChick: skier??

BigAirSkier1580: yah

DatGrlyChick: whats that?'

**Love ya Lacey**
 
Where's the exit??? I'll just hold my mom's hand... You're not my mother!!! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

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Good friends tell you about the time they nailed that broad....BEST friends reach over, tag your hand, and say 'YOUR TURN'

 
thanks, I did a double hit.

sorry, I was just a bit freaked out because Sarah, my fiancee, just put on a face mask and came out of the bathroom. no need for alarm. I can deal with it.

'ow'

- Rob after dislocating his shoulder skocking
 
Even after a description, im left wondering... was it a kinky facemask? or one of those makeover thingyjobbers?

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~~~~Phunkin' Phatt Phreerider~~~~

~'BigAirSkier1580: and i am a newschool skier

DatGrlyChick: skier??

BigAirSkier1580: yah

DatGrlyChick: whats that?'

**Love ya Lacey**
 
hahaha, no, I didn't feel it was kinky at all. but she does look pretty good now that it's off.....

'ow'

- Rob after dislocating his shoulder skocking
 
hewhehe... just wait until she puts a clear gel face mask on... hahahhahaha. oh god. your face gets all shiny and wrinkly and it feels and looks like dead skin.... hehehe

I like my bird! - Dave Pauls
 
hahaha, chicks look so scary with that stuff on

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Paulou

Call me the bus driver cause im going to take you to school
 
hahah it mkaes your face feel all funnny... After a break up my friends all wanted to make me feel better so they put this herbal green shit on my face. that dired up into hard clay and turned brownish grey.... um yeah... it hurt to take off but its soo good for the skin

I like my bird! - Dave Pauls
 
I'll give you a creamy face mask you'll never forget.

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'That's Nice. That's a nice penis. Hey guys come take a look at the size of this guy's penis.' Some dude to Corey G while urinating behind a Dominos.

Blazed
http://www.jibculture.com
 
Hahaha, I had no idea what was going on until Joel asked wtf is this green stuff? I was too ashamed to ask before!

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Good friends tell you about the time they nailed that broad....BEST friends reach over, tag your hand, and say 'YOUR TURN'

 
'A cooling and refreshing peel-off mask which helps improve the texture and clarity of skin. Helps remove dead surface cells that dull skin's appearance. Contains salicylic acid.

TO USE: Once a week, apply a thin layer over cleansed face, avoiding eye area. Leave on for 10 minutes, then gently peel-off and rinse with cool water.'

I hate face masks, but I torture myself with them. They really do wonders for skin. lol

Me: 'How come every time we talk, the subject of my mum using drugs comes up?'

James: 'It doesn't.'

Me: 'It does though.'

James: 'Yeah, it really does.'

(Ten minutes later.)

James: 'Ha! Your mum on drugs!!!'

 
i almost never use em...but the green ones are made of seaweed

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~Hot Tamalia :o)
 
I didn't expect it to go this far... but thanks for reaching out a helping hand in my time of need. And you ladies are right, her skin does feel soft and smooth.

I swear I'm not gay

'ow'

- Rob after dislocating his shoulder skocking
 
The face mask that I use is sort of blueish/clearish... I don't know what's in it, and I think that might be for the best. lol

Me: 'How come every time we talk, the subject of my mum using drugs comes up?'

James: 'It doesn't.'

Me: 'It does though.'

James: 'Yeah, it really does.'

(Ten minutes later.)

James: 'Ha! Your mum on drugs!!!'

 
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