Green Pee

[whegrodamus.]

I just peed and i had green pee... any1 else ever have green pee. I remember dwight from the office saying he had green pee for dry humor on the show but i didnt know that shit could actually happen...

anyone know the causes of green pee?

 

[ElbridgeGerry]

my Momma says asparagus does it.

 

[Jonny7]

steroids/

 

[skiminnesota]

/aids

 

[ween]

uhh.. drink water?

 

[ROOS.]

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[chardi]

if it turns purple in the sun you might have acute intermittant porfuria...
god i watch too much scrubs.

 

[hue.]

too much mountain dew?

 

[Parrish]

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[Bryan*]

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[jibbinc.]

goddam kids, NS is not google.

http://www.wrongdiagnosis.com/symptoms/green_urine/causes.htm

 

[whegrodamus.]

I'm pretty sure i dont have aids, i was dehydrated yesterday and thought i was dying, no asparagus...

did have some weird chinese food yesterday...

 

[Hemulen.]

asparagus only makes your pee smell like shit

 

[theabortionator]

Eating multi vitamins can turn your piss neon yellow or green

 

[Laurent.]

A urinary tract infection, bile problems and certain drugs can cause your urine to turn greenish. If it's a brighter green color it is an indication of an excess of B vitamins.

 

[FBGM]

hahahaha that's what i was thinking about

 

[skichicky3]

serious answer. You could have something wrong with your gallbladder, like gallstones or an infection. I had gallstones a few years ago and the same thing happened to me, and I ended up having to get my gallbladder taken out and was in the hospital for like a week. Get it checked out if it continues

 

[whegrodamus.]

shit, my grandpa just had pancreatitis and they said other stuff was wrong w/ his gallbladder...

thanks man.

 

[Jules.]

uti's are digusting.

 

[Jules.]

*gross

 

[Dan.]

usually it results from food coloring. also drinking a shit ton of energy drink will do it to you.

 

[beezey]

i though the same...

 

[rickety_cricket]

I was on a Multivitamin and i pissed green and neon yellow for 3 straight weeks

 

[Wall_Nut]

Get your kidneys checked. My pee was green, and it turns out my kidney was hydronephritic my whole life. I then ruptured it skateboarding, and have been recovering for the last three months. Try getting Catscan if it doesn't go away in like a week or two. Could just be B vitamin excess or diet as someone mentioned

 

[Mr.Feeny]

asparagus dude

 

[naturday]

never green pee but lots of lucky charms will turn your poop an intense shade of greeeen.

 

[FBGM]

well thank you!

 

[T.Rex]

theres the cause right there, the only way to cure it is to purge everything through the anus, i highly suggest stocking up on laxitives

 

[Mtougas]

I think you will be fine, if its ever red then you might have something to worry about.

 

[FBGM]

that'd be radishes, sir

 

[VT_scratch]

drink more water

 

[Mtougas]

Im guessing you havent peed blood.

 

[JahJahBinks]

Drink a lot of soft drinks, no water.

 

[FBGM]

i'm a girl.

 

[Zoro]

i shit green once, i was fuckin scared

 

[i.ski.troll.]

You have obviously been drinking too much Minotaur!

 

[thebeesknees]

lol i just watched that tonight

 

[Detroit_Steeze]

not related but has anyone noticed when you drink rockstar energy your pee is like a neonish pee color lol?

 

[Obsessedwski]

Last I checked, Girls' have blood in their bodies yes?

How about I punch you in the kidneys, then see if you being of the female gender will help you at all hmm?

 

[FBGM]

clearly you don't understand what i'm getting at....i'm a GIRL. i have probably peed blood more times than you EVER WILL.

 

[Lkary]

SAINT PATTIES DAY!!! ---gives you green pee

 

[CoolioDude]

lordy

this thread should be labeled, "how to kill a boner, fast"

 

[willy_baller]

If u piss purple you know your shits legit

 

[FBGM]

more like if you piss purple you're gonna die

 

[toominator]

You seem to be very knowledgeable about pee

 

[kootenayklaus]

hahaha watched that a couple days ago

 

[ElbridgeGerry]

She has bizarre fetishes.

 

[danderson.]