Greatest Thing To Ever Happen At A Movie Theatre

FigmentFilmski

FigmentFilmski

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K, here we go, kinda long story. Me and my buddies go see the film 300 for the second time (turned out better the second time). We are watching the movie and this really annoying girl in the second back row is talking the whole time! Everyone is whispering shh and stuff and she just wont stop talking to her friends. Everyone in the theatre is giving her looks that she pretends not to notice and she keeps talking. Then finally about half way through the movie, she stands up and turns to her friend and out of the blue says, "Hey, this isnt the Number 23". Everyone is looking at her like she's retarded. Some chuckle. A huge guy, probably 250 pounds stands up behind her and screams out (immitating the movie), "No! This - Is - Sparta!". He then proceeds to kicking her off her seat level and down the seats. She is bouncing off people and chairs, everyone laughing their asses off. THIS IS SPARTA!!!

Just a funny story i felt like sharing because everytime i think about it i start balling. The girl and her friend both left the theatre and the guy sat down and watched the rest of the movie. When the movie was finished, the guy and his friend left the theatre out the back doors and as we were leaving we noticed the girl walking toward the 300 theatre with a manager and two employees. Funniest shit id ever seen!
 
HAHAHAHA, THE GUY POSTED ABOUT WHAT HE DID! fuckin wicked! i might have seen the wrong people leaving the theatre but this is hilarious!
 
Bahahaha that's fucking awesome and if you're stealing this from the site, Sketchline, then I will hunt you down and drive a spear through your chest.
 
Seriously. When I saw it the first Friday it came out, the theater was filled to capacity and every single person laughed hysterically the entire duration.
 
if you have seen it once before, then you know what will happen. if you know what will happen, then yes, it's predictable. all movies you've seen before are predictable. dumbass.
 
Ifd they change daily of course they arent predictable. fuck. and I was laughing so hard when i read that.
 
hahaha...during jackass 2 this faggot kept laughing like a pig behind me not even at the funny parts. everyone told him to stfu but he couldn't handle himself
 
one time at a movie i dont member which one this kid got his arm stuck in his chair and everyone had to leave. Dumb bitch
 
dude, my friend told me he "heard" some guy kicked a girl down the stairs like 4 weeks ago during 300 because she was talking.
 
Its funny I guess, but what grown man kicks a girl down a flight of steps? thats just mean (and a little funny, but mean mostly)
 
that is fucking hilarious! That stupid bitch probably didn't know what hit her. "THIS IS SPARTA!" and then POW. priceless
 
Did Anyone Else Notice That this was probably an april fools joke because it was made on April Fools?

Just thought I'd add that.........
 
The best thing that ever happened to me at a theater was when we were watching... I think it was Batman Begins? And it was just a few friends of mine about halfway up and this guy and his girl in the back row. About a half hour in we hear the girl say "It's SO big!" and it corresponded to absolutely NOTHING in the movie... needless to say we all laughed hysterically and neither of them said anything for the rest of the movie.
 
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